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• At 8, ABC has a new Hank, followed by new episodes of The Middle, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and Eastwick.
• CBS has a new Old Christine at 8, then new episodes of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• NBC has new episodes of Mercy, Law and Order: SVU, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance at 8, followed by a new Glee.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• PBS has a new Great Performances at 8.
• G4 has a new 2 Months $2 Million at 8.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Mythbusters at 9, then a new Time Warp.
• IFC has a new Monty Python: Almost The Truth (The Lawyer's Cut) at 9.
• History Channel has a new Nostradamus Effect at 9, followed by a new MysteryQuest.
• Showtime has a new Inside The NFL at 9.
• At 10, Comedy Central has a new South Park, then a new Secret Girlfriend.
• Bravo has a new Top Chef: Las Vegas at 10.
• FX has a new Nip/Tuck at 10.
• Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible at 10.
• TCM has The Third Man at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Generally speaking, the CSI franchise has been a ratings juggernaut for CBS. Still, this season the original CSI has been declining a bit. It started last season when Laurence Fishburne took on the role of Dr. Ray Langston, becoming the main man on the show with William Petersen exiting.

Well, in an effort to perhaps pump up Fishburne's popularity, CBS is doing something unique. For the first time, a CSI character -- Langston -- will crossover to the other two shows in the same week, all part of the same story.

Will it work? Probably. Crossover stunts are always fun and it'll give viewers who watch one of the CSI's or two, to sample the other. That's not as weird as it sounds. I only watch CSI, not NY or Miami.

• TBS has Baseball Playoffs all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new Hank, followed by new episodes of The Middle, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and Eastwick.
• CBS has a new Old Christine at 8, then new episodes of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• NBC has new episodes of Mercy, Law and Order: SVU, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance at 8, followed by a new Glee.
• There's a new America's Next Top Model on The CW at 8.
• Also at 8: ESPN2 has the WNBA Finals.
• At 9, Discovery has a new Mythbusters.
• History Channel has a new Nostradamus Effect at 9, then a new MysteryQuest.
• Syfy has a new Ghost Hunters at 9, then a new Destination Truth.
• At 10, Comedy Central has a new South Park, followed by the series premiere of Secret Girlfriend.
• Bravo has a new Top Chef: Las Vegas at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Oh, no. Please. CBS, please don't. I know it's tempting when you see the NCIS: LA ratings -- number two for last week, topped only by NCIS! -- but please, refrain. What am I talking about? CBS is pushing a spinoff of Criminal Minds, asking the show's executive producer Ed Bernero and executive producer Chris Mundy to come up with a variation on Criminal Minds. Hmm... Criminal Minds 2.0? Son of Criminal Minds? Criminal Guts?

Here are the new TV DVDs, in stores tomorrow.

This might not be the biggest DVD release day in history, but it's certainly one of the business. There's something for everyone this week, including a bunch of "Fan Favorites" DVDs for various sitcoms, including NewsRadio, All in the Family, and I Dream of Jeannie. That's a neat idea, though I wonder, if you're a big fan, wouldn't you already have the DVDs?

Oh, and remember Day Break, the ABC mystery series from a couple of years ago? You can get the Complete Series. I don't think I ever saw the end of that show. You can watch it on SlashControl, so maybe I'll start there before buying the set.

• All in the Family - Fan Favorites
• Ax Men - Season 2
• Barney Miller - Fan Favorites
• Bewitched - Fan Favorites

• At 8, ABC has a new Dancing with the Stars, followed by the series premieres of Modern Family, Cougar Town, and Eastwick.
• CBS has the season premiere of Old Christine at 8, then the season premieres of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• NBC has the series premiere of Mercy at 8, followed by the season premiere of Law and Order: SVU and a new Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance and a new Glee.
• There's a new America's Next Top Model on The CW at 8, then a new The Beautiful Life.
• Cartoon Network has a new Bobb'e Says at 8, followed by a new Dude, What Would Happen?
• At 9, Discovery has a new Man vs. Wild.
• Food Network has a new Throwdown with Bobby Flay at 9.
• History Channel has a new Nostradamus Effect at 9, followed by a new MysteryQuest.
• Also at 9: Syfy has a new Ghost Hunters, then a new Destination Truth.
• At 10, Bravo has a new Top Chef: Las Vegas.
• Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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A good show can keep you so entertained that you're willing to fight sleep to watch the rest of it. A great show physically keeps you awake.

It gets into your bloodstream and forces more adrenaline into your heart.

It turns the synapses in your brain into ferrets on espresso that dash back and forth between the lobes and fires your mind on all of its cylinders.

It is visual cocaine, which is much healthier than actual cocaine and doesn't require a frequent visitor punch card for an eyes, ears, nose and throat doctor.

These are the shows that assault all five of the senses or less depending on how good of a health plan you've got.

• At 8, ABC has a new Lost recap show, then the two-hour Lost season finale.
• CBS has a new Rules of Engagement at 8, followed by new episodes of Old Christine, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• FOX has new episodes of Lie To Me and American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• PBS has a new Secrets of the Dead at 8, then a new World War II: Behind Closed Doors.
• Discovery has a new Time Warp at 8, followed by new episodes of Mythbusters and Pitchmen.
• At 9, TNT has the Mavericks/Nuggets game.
• At 10, NBC has a new Law and Order.
• TV Land has a new episode of The Cougar at 10.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911!

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• At 8, the major networks (except FOX) and news outlets have the Presidential News Conference.
• FOX has a new Lie to Me at 8, followed by a new American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• Discovery has a new Time Warp at 8, followed by new episodes of Mythbusters and Pitchmen.
• TNT has the Heat/Hawks game at 8, then the Nuggets/Hornets game.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new episode of The Unusuals.
• CBS has a new Criminal Minds at 9, followed by a new CSI: NY.
• Sci-Fi has a new Ghost Hunters at 9.
• At 10, NBC has a new Law and Order.
• TBS has two new episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne at 10.
• There's a new episode of The Cougar on TV Land at 10.
• Also at 10: Food Network has a new Dinner: Impossible.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Reno 911!

Check your local TV listings for more.

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Jack Bauer's very bad seventh day on 24 still has six hours to go, but we already know where he's headed next:

New York City.

Season seven's two-hour finale is scheduled to air on FOX on Monday, May 18th and production on the show's eighth season begins right around the same time. EW's Michael Ausiello has confirmed that the Big Apple is going to be Bauer's next metropolitan playground.

NYC isn't the only change in store for Jack though.

• At 8, ABC has a new Scrubs, then new episodes of Better Off Ted and Lost, and then the series premiere of The Unusuals.
• CBS has a new Old Christine at 8, followed by new episodes of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• FOX has new episodes of Lie To Me and American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8, and then another new episode ("never before seen footage" recap).
• At 9, NBC has the season (series?) finale of Life.
• There's a new Ghost Hunters on Sci-Fi at 9.
• Also at 9: PBS has a new American Masters.
• At 10, TBS has two new episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
• Comedy Central has a new South Park at 10, then a new Reno 911.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 10.
• Food Network has the season premiere of Dinner: Impossible at 10.
• TV Land has the season finale of High School Reunion at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• At 8, ABC has a new Scrubs, followed by new episodes of Better Off Ted, Lost, and Life on Mars.
• CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then new episodes of Criminal Minds and CSI: NY.
• NBC has new episodes of The Chopping Block, Life, and Law and Order.
• FOX has a new, two-hour American Idol at 8.
• There's a new America's Next Top Model on The CW at 8.
• PBS has a new Great Performances at 8.
• Cartoon Network has a new Ben 10: Alien Force at 8.
• At 9, Sci-Fi has a new Ghost Hunters.
• At 10, FX has a new Damages.
• Comedy Central has a new South Park at 10, then the season finale of Important Things with Demetri Martin.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food at 10.
• Also at 10: MTV has the season finale of The Real World.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• At 8, CBS has a new Old Christine, followed by new episodes of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• NBC has the series premiere of The Chopping Block at 8, then new episodes of Life and Law and Order.
• FOX has new episodes of Lie to Me and American Idol.
• The CW has a new America's Next Top Model at 8.
• At 9, MyNetwork TV has a new episode of The Tony Rock Project.
• History Channel has a new MonsterQuest at 9.
• Sci-Fi has a new Ghost Hunters at 9.
• At 10, ABC has a new Life on Mars.
• Comedy Central has the season premiere of South Park at 10, then a new Important Things with Demetri Martin.
  
• There's a new Damages on FX at 10.
• MTV has a new Real World at 10.
• Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food at 10.
• Also at 10: A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• At 8, NBC has a new Biggest Loser, followed by a new Life.
• FOX has a new, two-hour American Idol at 8.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new Life on Mars.
• CBS has a new Criminal Minds at 9, followed by a new CSI: NY.
• PBS has a new America's Ballroom Challenge at 9.
• History Channel has a new MonsterQuest at 9.
• Sci-Fi has a new Ghost Hunters International at 9.
• At 10, TBS has two new episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
• Bravo has the season finale of Top Chef at 10.
• FX has a new Damages at 10.
• MTV has a new Real World at 10.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 10.
• Also at 10: Food Network has Guy's Big Night.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Important Things with Demetri Martin.

Check your local TV listings for more.

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• At 7, G4's Attack of the Show reports from the NY Comic Con.
• At 8, NBC has a new Knight Rider, followed by a new Life and a new Law and Order.
• CBS has a new Old Christine at 8, then new episodes of Gary Unmarried, Criminal Minds, and CSI: NY.
• FOX has a new, two-hour American Idol.
• At 9, ABC has a new Lost, then a new Life on Mars.
• There's a new Ghost Hunters International on Sci-Fi at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new Damages.
• TBS has two new episodes of Tyler Perry's House of Payne at 10.
• MTV has a new episode of The Real World at 10.
• A&E has a new Dog The Bounty Hunter at 10.
• Also at 10: Travel Channel has a new Man vs. Food.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has the season premiere of Important Things with Demetri Martin.

Check your local TV listings for more.

After the jump, the late night talk shows.