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• Syfy has a Legend of the Seeker marathon all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new FlashForward, followed by new episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice.
• CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then new episodes of CSI and The Mentalist.
• NBC has new episodes of Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, and The Jay Leno Show.
• FOX has a new Bones at 8, then a new Fringe.
• The CW has a new Vampire Diaries at 8, followed by new episodes of Supernatural.
• TCM has Fourteen Hours at 9, then High Noon.
• At 9, Comedy Central has a new Jeff Dunham Show.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Atlanta at 9, then a new Real Housewives of Orange County.
• Cartoon Network has a new Total Drama Action at 9.
• Also at 9: Food Network has a new Extreme Cuisine with Jeff Corwin.
• At 10, Lifetime has a new Project Runway.
• FX has a new It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10.
• There's a new Tosh.0 on Comedy Central at 10.

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• At 7:30, FOX has Game 2 of The World Series.
• ABC has a new FlashForward at 8, then new episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice.
• CBS has a new Survivor at 8, followed by new episodes of CSI and The Mentalist.
• NBC has new episodes of Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, and The Jay Leno Show.
• The CW has a new Vampire Diaries at 8, then new episodes of Supernatural.
• Cartoon Network has a new Chowder at 8.
• At 9, Comedy Central has a new Jeff Dunham Show.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Spike has TNA Wrestling at 9.
• Cartoon Network has a new Total Drama Action at 9.
• At 10, Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Atlanta.
• FX has a new It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia at 10, then the series premiere of The League.
• Food Network has the season finale of Ace of Cakes at 10.
• Current has a new Rotten Tomatoes at 10.
• Also at 10: Lifetime has a new Project Runway.
  

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• At 7:30, FOX has Baseball Playoffs, the Yankees vs. the Angels.
• At 8, ABC has a new FlashForward, followed by new episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice.
• CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then a new CSI.
• NBC has new episodes of Community, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, and The Jay Leno Show.
• ESPN has College Football at 8, Florida State at North Carolina.
• At 9, Comedy Central has the series premiere of The Jeff Dunham Show.
• MTV has a new Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory at 9, followed by a new Nitro Circus.
• Spike has a new TNA Wrestling at 9.
• Cartoon Network has a new Total Drama Action at 9.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Also at 9: IFC has a new Monty Python: Almost The Truth (The Lawyer's Cut).
• At 10, FX has a new It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
• Comedy Central has a new Tosh.0 at 10.
• Bravo has a new Real Housewives of Atlanta at 10.
• Food Network has a new Ace of Cakes at 10.

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Following the season six premiere of American Chopper on Thursday at 9 PM (I sure hope those squabbling Teutuls can work things out), TLC is premiering a new pilot titled Heavy Haulers at 10 PM. That picture sort of says it all, doesn't it? In addition to the logistics of moving such a huge piece of machinery, I'm wondering how you even get into the thing once you get where you're going.

• At 8, ABC has a new Samantha Who?, followed by a new In The Motherhood and a Michael Jackson Tribute.
  
• Cartoon Network has a new Chowder at 8.
• At 9, FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance at 9.
  
• USA has a new Burn Notice at 9, then a new Royal Pains.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• ESPN2 has a FIFA Confederations Cup soccer semifinal match at 9.
• At 10, ABC has Farrah Fawcett: Her Life, Her Loves, Her Legacy.
• NBC has a new episode of The Listener at 10.
  
• Showtime has the season premiere of Penn & Teller's Bullshit at 10 (two episodes).
• Comedy Central has a new Tosh.0 at 10.
• At 10:30, Current has a new Rotten Tomatoes Show.

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• At 8, NBC has a new I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
• At 9, FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• USA has a new Burn Notice at 9, followed by a new Royal Pains.
• The Jonas Brothers appear on Larry King Live on CNN at 9.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Bravo has the special Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Last Supper at 9, then a new episode of The Fashion Show.
• Also at 9: Spike has a new TNA Wrestling.
• At 10, NBC has a new episode of The Listener.
• Comedy Central has a new Tosh.0 at 10.

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• At 8, ABC has a special Jimmy Kimmel Live, followed by the Lakers/Magic game.
• NBC has a new I'm A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here at 8, followed by the series premiere of The Listener.
• TCM has a classic Dick Cavett interview with Ingmar Bergman at 8, followed by The Seventh Seal and Wild Strawberries.
• Also at 8: Versus has the Red Wings/Penguins game.
• At 9, FOX has a new So You Think You Can Dance.
• USA has the season premiere of Burn Notice at 9, then the series premiere of Royal Pains.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 8, followed by a new Street Customs.
• At 10, Comedy Central has the series premiere of Tosh.0 at 10 (two episodes).
• Bravo has a new episode of The Fashion Show at 10.

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Everyone knows that there is drama between Jon and Kate and the episode following the well-gawked-at season premiere totally blankets over the whole situation. Instead of having Jon and Kate face their demons, the show decided to pretend like nothing happened. The situation between Jon and Kate reminds me of the strain between Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. TLC decided to go the way of the ailing sitcom and implant celebrity guests. No more paparazzi shots and stress about the relationship; instead we'll get visits from outside forces. Yay for whitewashing.

• At 8, ABC has the final of the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
• FOX has a new, two-hour So You Think You Can Dance at 8.
• TNT has the Magic/Cavaliers game at 8.
• At 9, CNBC has The Oprah Effect.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9, followed by a new Street Customs.
• There's a new Dear Food Network on Food Network at 9.
• Also at 9: Spike has a new TNA Wrestling.
• At 10, Bravo has a new episode of The Fashion Show.
• Current has a new infoMania at 10, then a new Rotten Tomatoes Show.
• Sundance has a new In Short at 10, featuring David Lynch.
• HBO Comedy has 1991's 14th Annual Young Comedians Show at 10, with Jon Stewart and Drew Carey.

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• At 8, ABC has the two-hour season finale of Ugly Betty.
• FOX has the two-hour season premiere of So You Think You Can Dance at 8.
  
• GAC has a new GAC Nights at 8.
• At 9, TLC has a new American Chopper.
• Spike has a new, two-hour TNA Wrestling at 9.
• Also at 9: ESPN has the Lakers/Nuggets game.
• At 9:30, TCM has West Side Story.
• At 10, NBC has the season finale of Southland.
• Bravo has a new episode of The Fashion Show at 10.

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The guys from American Chopper went to Alaska Thursday night and decided to drop in on Governor and ex-VP candidate Sarah Palin. The four of them sit around talking about snow machines and keeping warm in Alaska and how to ... holy crap, look at the giant bear hide on her couch!! Actually, it looks more like that giant monster pig that kid shot and killed a while back.

[via Newsweek]

• Sci-Fi has a Eureka marathon all night.
• At 8, CBS has a new Survivor, followed by new episodes of CSI and Harper's Island.
  
• FOX has a new Bones at 8, then a new Hell's Kitchen.
• NBC has new episodes of My Name Is Earl, Parks and Recreation, The Office, 30 Rock, and Southland.
• The CW has a new Smallville at 8, followed by a new Supernatural.
• TNT has the Celtics/Bulls game at 8, then the Lakers/Jazz game.
• At 9, ABC has a new Grey's Anatomy, followed by a new Private Practice.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• Hallmark has the movie Expecting A Miracle at 9.
• Also at 9: Spike has TNA Wrestling.
• At 10, Comedy Central has a new Krod Mandoon.
• At midnight, TCM has the Lucille Ball/Desi Arnaz movie The Long, Long Trailer.

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• Sci-Fi has a Moonlight marathon all night.
• At 8, ABC has a new In The Motherhood, followed by a new Samantha Who?
• CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then a new CSI and the series premiere of Harper's Island.
• NBC has a new Office at 8, then the series premiere of Parks and Recreation, another new Office, a new 30 Rock, and then the series premiere of Southland.
• FOX has new episodes of Bones and Hell's Kitchen.
• At 9, TLC has a new American Chopper.
• Spike has TNA Wrestling at 9.
• At 10, A&E has a new episode of The Beast.
• Comedy Central has the series premiere of Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire at 10.
• At 12:15AM, Cartoon Network has a new Xavier: Renegade Angel.

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Regular watchers of American Chopper will look at the picture to the right and immediately ponder the following question: is Paul Sr. giving Paulie Jr. a big hug or a meaty, larynx-crushing choke hold?

I've been notoriously anti-reality TV for a long time, but I gave American Chopper a grace chip when it ran on the Discovery Channel for the first few seasons. It can get just as over-the-top as most reality shows tend to do, but it still had a genuine level to it somewhere in just about every episode, and it offered viewers something more than just grown men fighting. I'm also a pathetic wanna-be gearhead and would watch a custom Buick LaSabre build contest if I thought I could generate an ounce of knowledge from it over my rich, car-building friends.

So imagine my surprise when the New York Post broke the biggest spoiler in the show's history, other than the fact that it is still on the air.

• At 8, ABC has a new Ugly Betty, then new episodes of Grey's Anatomy and Life on Mars.
• CBS has Survivor at 8, followed by new episodes of CSI and Eleventh Hour.
• NBC has new episodes of My Name Is Earl, Kath & Kim, and The Office, followed by the season premiere of 30 Rock and a new ER.
• The CW has a new Smallville at 8, then a new Supernatural.
• Also at 8, TCM has Dead of Night.
• At 9, FOX has a new Kitchen Nightmares.
• Discovery has a new Destroyed in Seconds at 9.
• TLC has a new American Chopper at 9.
• At 10, FX has a new It's Always Sunny..., followed by a new Testees.
• Bravo has a new Tim Gunn's Guide To Style.
• Sundance has a new Iconoclasts at 10, with Jon Favreau and Tony Hawk.
• At 10:30, Comedy Central has a new Sarah Silverman Program.

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