TVSquad

• At 8, ABC has a new Duel.
• NBC has a new Clash of the Choirs and a new Biggest Loser.
• PBS has a new Nova at 8, then a new Independent Lens.
• AMC has the 1984 version of A Christmas Carol at 8.
• Also at 8: Food Network has Al Roker's Christmas in New York.
• At 9, CBS has a new episode of The Unit, then a new Cane.
• Lifetime has the movie On the 2nd Day of Christmas.
• At 10, TNT has a new Saving Grace.
• FX has a new Nip/Tuck at 10.
• Bravo has a new The Real Housewives of Orange County.
• There's a new ECW on Sci-Fi at 10.
• The Travel Channel has Christmas to the Extreme at 10.

Check your local TV listings for more.

A while back, I showcased some blogs that celebrities were (at the time) keeping. David Duchovny had one for a while, but it was just to promote one of his movies and he stopped it. Zach Braff had one for Garden State, but doesn't update it as much as he used to at his new site (though it's still pretty entertaining). And of course we know that Rosie O'Donnell updates hers, a little too much probably.

But there are other TV celebs who blog too, so it's time for an update. After the jump, a list of some of the better blogs out there.

• CBS has March Madness all night.
• TLC has a new Moving Up at 8.
• Disney has a new Kim Possible at 8.
• GSN is showing four classic episodes of Press Your Luck starting at 8.
• Also at 8: Nickelodeon has the annual Kid's Choice Awards.
• At 9, FOX has a new America's Most Wanted.
• Suze Orman celebrates her 5th anniversary on CNBC at 9.
• A&E has a new Flip This House at 9.
• AMC has Deliverance at 9.
• Al Roker hosts Childhood Obesity: Danger Zone, on Food Network at 9.
• At 11, IFC is showing the documentary This Film Is Not Yet Rated.
• At midnight, USA has the 2007 WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony, followed by all the Trump/McMahon nonsense on a new WWE A.M RAW.

Check your local TV listings for more.

Tonight at 9:00 p.m. on the Food Network, Al Roker will host Childhood Obesity: Danger Zone, a special that delves into the obesity epidemic that now affects more than 12 million children in America. The special will focus mostly on children, including: a teenager who weighs 500 pounds; the public policy initiative put in place by Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee to help overweight children; and a doctor who teaches kids how to shop for healthy food.

What made me think of this is the news that the Today Show is expanding to a fourth hour in September.

Yeah, that's exactly what's missing from my TV schedule: another hour of Today. Hey, let's add three more hours to Good Morning, America. Maybe The View can be an all-day thing, and ABC can show All My Children at 2 in the morning?

• At 8, FOX has a new Cops, followed by a repeat episode and a new America's Most Wanted.
• NBC has a new, two hour Dateline at 8.
• TLC has two new episodes of Little People, Big World at 8.
• ABC Family has Eloise at Christmastime at 8.
• AMC has Patton at 8.
• Diamonds Are Forever airs on Spike at 8.
• Hallmark is showing Christmas movies all night.
• At 9, Food Network has Al Roker's Christmas in New York.
• Also at 9: Showtime has Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 2.
• At 10, TLC has a new Trading Spaces.
• At 10:30, TBS has National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, followed by The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Or maybe America isn't asking why. If the ratings are there, then they must be watching. But I have to wonder: what the hell do these people do that they are watching so many hours of The Today Show in the morning? I mean, I work from home and write about TV, and even I can't imagine having any interest in it. Though I guess I'm not the demographic they're shooting for.

But it's probably coming in 2007. Matt and Meredith won't host it though, and neither would Al or Ann. It would probably go to Access Hollywood's Billy Bush and maybe a co-anchor.

If they actually do a fourth hour of the show, I really hope they have more celebrity interviews! And cooking demonstations! And maybe makeup tips and fashion segments!

I've never been much a joiner. I wasn't on any sports teams in high school and I don't belong to many clubs or organizations. But I would join The Nancy Grace Fan Club and proudly wear their pin on my lapel before I ever "woo-hooed." (I think I've done it a couple of times in print, but only in a comical way.)

The woo-hoo. It's everywhere. It's not enough that Al Roker is standing in front of a crowd outside of The Today Show, the crowd actually has to do that long "wooooooooo-hoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" every time the camera is even remotely pointed in their direction. The same with the daytime and late night shows. Whether it's The Tonight Show or The View or (especially) Oprah, the crowd goes crazy when the star comes out or a guest comes on. I mean, they even do it on Emeril Live, whenever he throws in garlic or hot stuff. And they applaud on Emeril's show and he has a band, which I think is bizarre too, but that's a whole other rant.

I can't even understand how people do it physically. I can't imagine any situation where I would be puckering my mouth and making this loud "woo-hoo" noise with a bunch of other people, or alone. I would think that a real, deserved "woo-hoo" is a rare thing, and should be used in very few circumstances.

Well, the new Today Show host has officially had her most embarrassing moment on the show, on the annual Halloween show.

Of course, I'm not sure what's more embarrassing, the fact that Vieira got stuck in a giant clam that was supposed to come out from behind a glittery curtain (you can see the stagehands trying to pull the clam out from behind the curtain) or the fact that Vieira decided, for some reason, to dress like...Bette Midler??

You get to see Matt Lauer dressed as Jack Sparrow and Al Roker as that squidface (?) thing from The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Natalie Morales was Madonna, and Ann Curry was a very annoying Cher. Click here, then click on "Video: Today crew reveals costumes."

[via TV Newser]