The top 14 things that only happen on TV according to TVS readers {TV Squad}

Feb 11th 2008 1:24AM * In sitcoms, in-laws are always dreaded, annoying people

*When someone has a baby, it comes out sparkly clean, and wrapped in the appropriate colored blanket

*People can fall head-over-heels in love with someone that tried killing them an hour ago.

*The kids can be stronger (and smarter) than any enemy

* Diapers never need changing

* Even the retarded guy will have perfect aim if he needs to shoot a gun.

* In horror movies, even a new car will not start in an emergency. Same thing with cell phones not working.