What To Watch Tonight

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Tonight's Premieres
National Geographic Wild: 'My Dog Ate What?' -- 10:00 start
We: 'Women Behind Bars' -- 10:00 start

Tonight's Finales:
Oxygen: 'Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too' -- 10:00 start

The rest of the schedule, and the late night talk shows, after the jump.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

With all of the shows coming and going this month I'm going to start putting them at the top of this listing. Let me know if it works for all of you.

Tonight's Premieres
Bravo: 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' -- 10:00 start
National Geographic WILD: 'Swamp Men' -- 10:00 start
TLC: 'Best Food Ever' at 9:00 and 'Ultimate Chili Challenge' at 10:00

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

7:00 to 8:00
ABC: 'America's Funniest Home Videos'
CBS: '60 Minutes' -- Interview with Conan O'Brien
FOX: 'Til Death'
NBC: 'Dateline NBC'
Animal Planet: 'Wild Kingdom'

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition'
CBS: 'The Amazing Race'
FOX: 'The Simpsons' and 'The Cleveland Show'
NBC: 'Minute to Win It'
Animal Planet: 'River Monsters: Unhooked'
BET: 'Sunday Best'
Discovery: 'How the Universe Works'
Disney: 'Sonny With a Chance' and 'Good Luck Charlie'
HGTV: 'House Hunters' and 'House Hunters International'
History: 'Pawn Stars' -- 8:30 start
Nick: 'Victorious'
Style: 'Ruby' -- Two hours
TLC: 'Seeing vs. Believing'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Desperate Housewives'
CBS: 'Cold Case'
FOX: 'Family Guy' -- One hour, music-based episode
NBC: 'The Celebrity Apprentice' -- Two hours
A&E: 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' -- 9:30 start
Discovery: 'Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking' -- Two hours
Discovery Health: 'Anxious'
HGTV: 'Holmes on Homes'
HBO: 'The Pacific'
History: 'America the Story of Us' -- Two hours
Showtime: 'The Tudors'
WE: 'Platinum Weddings'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'Brothers & Sisters'
CBS: 'Cold Case' -- Season finale
A&E: 'Kristie Alley's Big Life'
AMC: 'Breaking Bad'
Animal Planet: 'River Monsters'
Discovery Health: 'Enraged'
E!: 'Kendra' and 'Pretty Wild'
Food Network: 'Iron Chef America'
HBO: 'Treme'
Lifetime: 'Army Wives'
MSNBC: 'In Coldest Blood'
Style: 'Jerseylicious'
TLC: 'Hoarding: Buried Alive'

11:00 and Beyond
MSNBC: 'To Catch a Predator' -- 11:00 start
Cartoon Network ( Adult Swim): 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' and 'Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job' -- Midnight and 12:30. 'Aqua Teen's' 100th episode

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Is your DVR full of old shows you've been waiting for the right time to watch? Well, tonight is that right time. Unless you're a fan of 'Doctor Who' or home improvement shows, the schedule is bare.

Starting at 7:00
FOX: 'Sprint Cup: Heath Calhoun 400'

8:00 to 9:00
Animal Planet: 'It's Me or the Dog'
DIY: 'Money Hunters' -- Two 30-minute episodes
HGTV: 'Divine Design' and 'Sarah's House'
Nick: 'iCarly' and 'True Jackson, VP'

9:00 to 10:00
BBC America: 'Doctor Who'
CNBC: 'The Suze Orman Show'
HGTV: 'Dear Genevieve'
MSNBC: 'White House Correspondence Dinner' -- Two hours
The Weather Channel: 'SeaTek' -- 9:30 start

10:00 to 11:00
CBS: '48 Hours Mystery'
BBC America: 'The Graham Norton Show' -- Martin Clunes; Lee Mack; John Cleese; Jane Turner
DIY: '10 Ways to Save 10 Grand' -- Two 30-minute episodes
HGTV: 'Battle on the Block'
Style: 'The Dish'
Travel: 'America's Worst Driver'

11:00 to Midnight
Comedy Central: 'Dov Davidoff: Filthy Operation'

Midnight
Cartoon Network (via Adult Swim): 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood'

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Wife Swap'
CBS: 'Ghost Whisperer'
The CW: 'Smallville'
NBC: 'Who Do You Think You Are' -- Season finale
Cartoon Network: 'Ben 10: Ultimate Alien' and 'Generator Rex'
Disney: 'Wizards of Waverly Place' -- Two 30-minute episodes
HBO: 24/7 Mayweather/Mosley -- Season finale with 8:30 start
HGTV: 'Sell It Yourself'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Wife Swap'
CBS: 'Medium'
Animal Planet: 'I Shouldn't Be Alive' -- Season finale
Cartoon Network: 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' -- Two 30-minute episodes. Season finale
CMT: 'Gator 911' and 'Danger Coast'
HBO: 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'The Life and Times of Tim' -- Season finale for 'Tim'
HGTV: 'Bang for Your Buck' -- 9:30 start
History: 'Gangland'
National Geographic: 'Dog Whisperer'
SyFy: 'Stargate Universe'
Teen Nick: 'Degrassi: The Next Generation'
TLC: 'Say Yes to the Dress' -- Two 30-minute episodes

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: '20/20'
CBS: 'Miami Medical'
Discovery: 'Construction Intervention'
E!: 'Web Soup'
Food Network: 'Private Chefs of Beverly Hills'
National Geographic: 'Two Kenyan Guys'
Starz: 'Party Down' and 'Gravity'
SyFy: 'Merlin'
TLC: 'Four Weddings'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Welcome to the beginning of the May sweeps! Hopefully, other than Saturday, the schedule should be full of new shows until the middle of next month.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC" 'FlashForward'
CBS: 'Survivor'
The CW: 'The Vampire Diaries'
FOX: 'Bones'
NBC: 'Community' and 'Parks and Recreation'
Food Network: 'Good Eats'
HGTV: 'My First Place' -- Two 30-minute episodes
National Geographic: 'Naked Science'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Grey's Anatomy'
CBS: 'CSI'
The CW: 'Supernatural'
FOX: 'Fringe'
NBC: 'The Office' and '30 Rock'
A&E: 'The First 48'
Animal Planet: 'Weird, True & Freaky' -- Two 30-minute episodes
HGTV: 'Selling New York'
History: 'Modern Marvels'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'Private Practice'
CBS: 'The Mentalist'
NBC: 'The Marriage Ref'
Bravo: 'The Real Housewives of New York City'
A&E: 'Fugitive Chronicles'
DIY: 'Yard Crashers'
HGTV: 'House Hunters International'
History: 'Sliced' -- Two 30-minute episodes
National Geographic: 'Known Universe'
TLC: 'LA Ink' -- Season finale
VH1: 'Sober House With Dr. Drew' -- Season finale

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'The Middle' -- 8:30 start
The CW: 'America's Next Top Model'
Animal Planet: 'River Monsters: Unhooked'
Disney XD: 'Naruto: Shippuden'
Discovery: 'Weird or What?'
G4: 'Web Soup'
HGTV: 'Property Virgins'
National Geographic: 'Breakout'
National Geographic Wild: 'Rebel Monkeys'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Modern Family' and 'Cougar Town'
The CW: 'Fly Girls' and 'High Society' -- Season finale for 'High Society'
FOX: 'American Idol' -- Results show
NBC: 'Mercy' -- Special time
CNBC: 'American Greed'
Discovery: 'Mythbusters'
SyFy: 'Ghost Hunters'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'Happy Town' -- Series premiere
NBC: 'Law & Order: SVU' -- Guest starring Sharon Stone and Sam Waterston
A&E: 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' and 'Billy the Exterminator'
BBC America: 'Peep Show' and 'That Mitchell and Webb Look'
Bravo: 'Top Chef Masters'
Comedy Central: 'South Park' and 'Ugly Americans'
Discovery: 'What a Tool'
DIY: 'Desperate Landscapes'
E!: 'Maxim Does Spring Break'
HGTV: 'House Hunters'
MTV: 'The Challenge: Fresh Meat 2'
Showtime: Inside NASCAR'
Spike: 'The Ultimate Fighter'
TBS: 'Tyler Perry's House of Payne' -- Two 30-minute episodes
TLC: 'Police Women of Maricopa County: Behind the Bars' -- Focus on the female detention officers of Maricopa
USA: 'In Plain Sight:'
WE: 'Sunset Daze' -- Series premiere. Two 30-minute episodes

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Dancing With the Stars' -- Results show
CBS: 'NCIS'
The CW: '90210'
FOX: 'American Idol'
NBC: 'The Biggest Loser' -- Two hours
ESPN: '30 for 30' -- A discussion on the NFL career of Ricky William
History: 'Ancient Aliens'

9:00 to 10:00
CBS: 'NCIS: Los Angeles'
FOX: 'Glee' -- This time, actually at 9:00. Set your DVRs for the next hour anyway, just so you catch the ending song
PBS: 'Frontline' -- A discussion on vaccination
Discovery: 'Deadliest Catch'
IFC: 'Food Party' -- Two 30-minute episodes
TLC: '19 Kids and Counting'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'V'
CBS: 'The Good Wife'
NBC: 'Parenthood'
A&E: 'The Battle for Late Night'
Animal Planet: 'Inside the Perfect Predator'
BBC America: 'Survivors' -- Season finale
BET: 'Tiny & Toya'
Bravo: '9 by Design'
Discovery: 'Swamp Loggers'
FX: 'Justified'
Food Network: 'Chopped'
Sundance: 'Dinner with the Band'
LOGO: 'The Big Gay Sketch Show'
MTV: 'The Hills' and 'The City' -- Season and series premiere, respectively
National Geographic: 'Explorer'
Spike: 'Deadliest Warrior'
TLC: 'The Little Chocolatiers'
USA: 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Good news and bad. The good: The networks are full of new episodes from 8:00 to 10:00. The bad: after 10:00 -- Nada.

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Dancing With the Stars' -- 90 minutes
CBS: 'Rules of Engagement' -- 8:30 start
The CW: 'One Tree Hill'
FOX: 'House'
NBC: 'Chuck'
ABC Family: '10 Things I Hate About You'
Animal Planet: 'Animal Cops Houston'
Cartoon Network: 'Adventure Time with Finn & Jake'
DIY: 'Backyard Blitz'
ESPN2: 'E:60' -- ESPN's investigative sports magazine
GREEN: 'Emeril Green' -- Two 30-minute episodes
Spike: 'TNA Wrestling' -- Two Hours
TLC: 'Little People, Big World' -- Two 30-minute episodes

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Romantically Challenged'
The CW: 'Gossip Girl'
FOX: '24'
NBC: 'Trauma'
Animal Planet: 'Untamed and Uncut'
BBC America: 'Top Gear' -- Season finale
Cartoon Network: '6TEEN' -- 9:30 start
DIY: 'King of Dirt'
Golf Channel: 'Donald J. Trump's Wonderful World of Golf'
LOGO: 'RuPaul's Drag Race'
TRUTV: 'Operation Repo' -- 9:30 start

10:00 to 11:00
Food Network: 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives'
LOGO: 'RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked!' and 'RuPaul's Drag Race'
National Geographic: 'Ultimate Factories'
National Geographic Wild: 'My Life Is a Zoo'
OXYGEN: 'Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood'
Showtime: 'Nurse Jackie' and 'United States of Tara'
Spike: 'Jail'
TLC: 'Ultimate Cake Off' -- Season finale
Travel: 'Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern' -- Season premiere
TRUTV: 'Southern Fried Stings' -- Two 30-minute episodes

11:00 to Midnight
A&E: 'Runaway Squad' -- Season finale


After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

7:00 to 8:00
ABC: 'Americas' Funniest Home Videos'
CBS: '60 Minutes'
NBC: 'Dateline NBC'
Animal Planet: 'Wild Kingdom'

8:00 to 9:00
CBS: 'The Amazing Race 16'
FOX: 'The Simpsons'
NBC: 'Minute to Win It'
BBC America: 'James May at the Edge of Space'
Discovery: 'How the Universe Works'
Disney: 'Good Luck Charlie' -- 8:30 start
Food Network: 'Food Network Challenge'
HGTV: 'House Hunters' and 'House Hunters International'
History: 'Pawn Stars' -- Two 30-minute episodes
ION: 'The Emeril Lagasse Show'
Nick: 'Victorious'
Style: 'Ruby'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Desperate Housewives'
CBS: 'When Love Is Not Enough: The Lois Wilson Story' -- Story about the founders of Al-Anon and Alcoholics Anonymous
FOX: 'American Dad' -- 9:30 start
NBC: 'The Celebrity Apprentice' -- Two hours
A&E: 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels' -- 9:30 start
Discovery: 'Into the Universe With Stephen Hawking'
ESPN2: 'SportsCenter Special' -- NFL Draft wrap-up. Two hours
Food Network: 'Chef vs. City'
HBO: 'The Pacific'
HGTV: 'Holmes on Homes'
History: 'America the Story of Us' -- Two hours
Showtime: 'The Tudors'
Style: 'Kimora: Life in the Fab Lane'
TV Land: '8th Annual TV Land Awards' -- 90 minutes

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'Brothers & Sisters'
A&E: 'Kristie Alley's Big Life'
AMC: 'Breaking Bad'
Animal Planet: 'River Monsters'
Discovery: 'Into the Universe With Stephen Hawking'
E!: 'Kendra' and 'Pretty Wild'
HBO: 'Treme'
Lifetime: 'Army Wives'
Style: 'Jerseylicious'
TLC: 'Hoarding: Buried Alive'

11:00 and Beyond
Cartoon Network: 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' and 'Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job' -- Starts at midnight
HGTV: 'Income Property' -- 11:00 Start

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Wow! Even for a Saturday night this lineup is pretty light. Save for 'Doctor Who' and 'You Don't Know Jack', that is. Best to catch up on your DVR shows.

8:00 to 9:00
FOX: 'Cops'
Animal Planet: 'It's Me or the Dog'
HGTV: 'Sarah's House' -- 8:30 start
HBO: '24/7 Mayweather/Mosley'
ID: 'Prison Wives'
Nick: '7 Secrets: Miranda Cosgrove'
The Weather Channel: 'Storm Stories'

9:00 to 10:00
FOX: 'America's Most Wanted'
BBC America: 'Doctor Who'
DIY: 'Renovation Realities'
HBO: 'You Don't Know Jack' -- Al Pacino stars as Dr. Jack Kervorkian
HGTV: 'Dear Genevive'
ID: 'Prison Wives'
The Weather Channel: 'Cantore Stories: Marfa, Texas'

10:00 to 11:00
CBS: '48 Hours Mystery'
BBC America: 'The Graham Norton Show' -- Toni Collette; Billie Piper; performance by Scouting for Girls
DIY: 'Massive Moves'
Food Network: 'Outrageous Food'
HGTV: 'Battle on the Block'
ID: 'Prison Wives'
MSNBC: 'Lockup: Raw'
Style: 'The Dish'

11:00 to Midnight
FOX: 'The Wanda Sykes Show' -- Bryan Cranston; actress Regina Hall; musician Tommy Lee
NBC: 'Saturday Night Live' -- Host Gabourey Sidibe; performance by MGMT. 11:29 start
Cartoon Network: 'Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood' -- Midnight start

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Starts at 7:00
ESPN: '2010 NFL Draft' -- Rounds 2 and 3

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Wife Swap'
The CW: 'Smallville'
NBC: 'Who Do You Think You Are?' -- Two Hours
Cartoon Network: 'Ben 10: Ultimate Alien' and 'Generator Rex'
Disney: 'The Suite Life on Deck'
Nick: 'Big Time Rush' and 'Victorious'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Jamie Oliver's Food Revolution' -- Season (series?) finale
Animal Planet: 'I Shouldn't Be Alive'
Cartoon Network: 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars'
CMT: 'Gator 911' and 'Danger Coast'
Discovery: 'Swamp Loggers'
HBO: 'The Ricky Gervais Show' and 'The Life & Times of Tim'
National Geographic: 'Dog Whisperer'
TeenNick: 'Degrassi: The Next Generation'
TLC: 'Say Yes to the Dress' -- Season premiere. Two 30-minute episodes
SyFy: 'Stargate Universe'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: '20/20' -- Stories on false accusations
CBS: 'Miami Medical'
BBC America: 'Friday Night With Jonathan Ross' -- Idris Elba; Kiefer Sutherland; Gemma Arterton; performance by Alphabeat
CMT: 'Smoke Jumpers'
HBO: 'Real Time With Bill Maher' -- Journalist Matthew Continetti; security expert Susan Eisenhower; Rep. Alan Grayson; counter-terrorism expert Richard Clarke; activist Dr. Jack Kevorkian
Discovery: 'American Loggers' -- Season finale
E! 'The Soup'
Food Network: 'Private Chefs of Beverly Hills'
SyFy: 'Merlin'
Starz: 'Party Down' and 'Gravity' -- Season and series premieres, respectively
TLC: 'Four Weddings'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Starting at 8:00
ESPN: NFL Draft -- 1st Round

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'FlashForward'
CBS: 'Survivor'
The CW: 'The Vampire Diaries'
FOX: 'Bones'
NBC: 'Community' and '30 Rock'
CNBC: 'Beyond the Barrel: The Race to Fuel the Future' -- A look at future energy resources
History: 'Modern Marvels' -- Helicopters
Nickelodeon: 'SpongeBob SquarePants' -- Bob and Patrick protest the building of a highway near Jellyfish Fields

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Private Practice'
CBS: 'CSI'
The CW: 'Supernatural'
FOX: 'Fringe'
NBC: 'The Office' and '30 Rock' -- Not a mistake; there are two new episodes of '30 Rock' on tonight's schedule
Animal Planet: 'Weird, True & Freaky' -- Two 30-minute episodes
National Geographic: 'Naked Science'
Showtime: 'Green Collar Comedy Slam' -- Featuring a lineup of ecological-minded comics
TLC: 'Police Women of Maricopa County'

10:00 to 11:00
CBS: 'The Mentalist'
NBC: 'The Marriage Ref'
A&E: 'Fugitive Chronicles'
Bravo: 'The Real Housewives of New York City'
CURRENT: 'Rotten Tomatoes Movie Review Show' -- 10:30 start
Food Network: 'Ace of Cakes'
History: 'Sliced' -- Two 30-minute episodes
Lifetime: 'Project Runway'
TLC: 'LA Ink'
Travel: 'David Blaine: What is Magic?'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Before you question...yes, the entire ABC primetime schedule is repeats, with one hour each of 'The Middle,' 'Modern Family,' and 'Cougar Town.'

8:00 to 9:00
CBS: 'The New Adventures of Old Christine' and 'Accidentally on Purpose'
The CW: 'America's Next Top Model'
FOX: 'American Idol' -- 'Idol Gives Back' special
NBC: 'Mercy'
Discovery: 'Weird or What?'
DisneyXD: 'Naruto: Shippuden'
G4: 'Web Soup'

9:00 to 10:00
The CW: 'Fly Girls' and 'High Society'
BBC America: 'Peep Show' and 'That Mitchell and Webb Look'
CNBC: 'American Greed'
History: 'Gangland'
SyFy: 'Ghost Hunters'

10:00 to 11:00
NBC: 'Law & Order: SVU'
A&E: 'Dog the Bounty Hunter' and 'Billy the Exterminator'
Bravo: 'Top Chef Masters'
Comedy Central: 'South Park' and 'Ugly Americans'
Discovery: 'What a Tool'
E!: 'E! Investigates: Bullying'
MTV: 'The Challenge: Fresh Meat 2'
Showtime: 'Inside NASCAR'
Spike: 'The Ultimate Fighter'
SyFy: 'Destination Truth'
TBS: 'Tyler Perry's House of Payne' -- Two 30-minute episodes
TLC: 'Addicted'
USA: 'In Plain Sight'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.

Here's tonight's lineup of new shows and events (all times Eastern). Check your local TV listings for additional information.

Starts at 8:00
TNT: NBA Playoffs

8:00 to 9:00
ABC: 'Dancing With the Stars' -- Results show
FOX: 'American Idol'
NBC: 'The Biggest Loser' -- Two hours
History: 'Ancient Aliens'
TLC: 'Your Kid Ate What?'

9:00 to 10:00
ABC: 'Lost'
FOX: 'Glee' -- It starts at 8:58. Thanks for screwing up my DVR, FOX!
BBC America: 'Survivors'
Bravo: 'The Millionaire Matchmaker' -- Live reunion show
Discovery: 'Deadliest Catch'
Golf Channel: 'Being John Daly'
HBO: 'Burma VJ: Reporting From a Closed Country' -- Documentary showing life inside Burma. Starts at 9:30
HGTV: 'Home Rules'
Spike: 'Deadliest Warrior'
TLC: '19 Kids and Counting'

10:00 to 11:00
ABC: 'V'
NBC: 'Parenthood'
BET: 'Tiny & Toya'
Bravo: '9 by Design'
Discovery: 'Construction Intervention'
Food Network: 'Chopped'
FX: 'Justified'
LOGO: 'The Big Gay Sketch Show'
MTV: '16 and Pregnant' -- Another new episode starts at 11:00
National Geographic: 'Explorer'
Spike: 'Deadliest Warrior'
TLC: 'The Little Chocolatiers'
Travel: 'Food Wars'
USA: 'Law & Order: Criminal Intent'

After the jump, the late night talk shows.