TV Squad http://www.tvsquad.com TV Squad http://www.tvsquad.com/media/feedlogo.gif TV Squad http://www.tvsquad.com en-us Copyright 2008 Weblogs, Inc. The contents of this feed are available for non-commercial use only. Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/Sumner Redstone not happy with MMA on CBShttp://www.tvsquad.com/2008/05/01/sumner-redstone-not-happy-with-mma-on-cbs/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/05/01/sumner-redstone-not-happy-with-mma-on-cbs/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/05/01/sumner-redstone-not-happy-with-mma-on-cbs/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Gina Carano of American Gladiators and EliteXCCBS Executive Chairman, Sumner Redstone, was asked on Wednesday for his thoughts on the four MMA events scheduled to air on the network as a result of their partnership with Elite Xtreme Combat. Now, if Sumner just said he's not a fan, or he didn't think it was right for the network, I could probably just agree to disagree with him. My issue with his comments, as reported by Reuters, come from the reference that airing the sport on free, broadcast TV, is not socially responsible.

Seriously? Does he watch the network? We all know what would be plugging those open holes in the lineup if it wasn't for the appearance of Kimbo Slice and Gina Carano (American Gladiators, pictured). Yes, another heaping helping of CSI:X reruns, possibly featuring psychopaths that poison/stab/shoot/strangle/etc their victims. If your argument is that airing fictional murderers committing heinous, bloody, crimes is somehow taking the moral high ground when compared to MMA, I'm really not buying it. For those of you interested in some Saturday night MMA, I've attached the press release, with the fight card, after the jump.

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]]>cbsgina caranoGinaCaranokimbo sliceKimboSlicemmarobbie lawlerRobbieLawlersumner redstoneSumnerRedstoneBrett LoveThu, 01 May 2008 10:37:00 ESTPaula Abdul (and Randy Jackson) at the Super Bowl - VIDEOhttp://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/05/paula-abdul-and-randy-jackson-at-the-super-bowl-video/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/05/paula-abdul-and-randy-jackson-at-the-super-bowl-video/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/05/paula-abdul-and-randy-jackson-at-the-super-bowl-video/#commentsFiled under: , , ,

Paula Abdul - Well, it wasn't halftime, but Paula Abdul did "rock" the Super Bowl. Somehow, when I sat down in front of my TV for a second before heading out, it was just at the moment when Ryan Seacrest was introducing the Abdul performance. This was about two hours or so before the game in the middle of FOX's fifty-six hour long pre-game coverage, so it was sheer luck that I saw it at all.

That said, I don't know what I think about it. The song is nice enough, and it was fun seeing good old Randy Jackson jamming out behind her on bass guitar, but it sure seemed like she was lip-synching. I even feel pretty damned confident I saw her out of synch with the track at a few points. That said, my girl can still dance and proves that over forty can still be hot.

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]]>American IdolAmericanIdolPaula AbdulPaulaAbdulRandy JacksonRandyJacksonRyan SeacrestRyanSeacrestSuper BowlSuperBowlJason HughesTue, 05 Feb 2008 15:23:00 ESTThe commercials of Super Bowl XLII: A summaryhttp://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/the-commercials-of-super-bowl-xlii-a-summary/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/the-commercials-of-super-bowl-xlii-a-summary/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/the-commercials-of-super-bowl-xlii-a-summary/#commentsFiled under: , , , , , ,

Super Bowl XLII is all done except for the cleanup and the hangovers. And, you are probably doing one of two things right now. Either you are joyously celebrating the win of the Wild Card New York Giants over the undefeated (until Sunday) New England Patriots, or your are cursing out that f@#&ing Tom Brady and coach Bill Belichick for screwing up a perfect season and, most likely, starting a new sports curse in New England.

Oh well, at least you have the commercials to take your mind off of it all if you were a Patriots fan. This year's crop was pretty diverse with a mix of serious and humorous ads. Plus, a little star power thrown in just for taste. Thanks to Jason Hughes, Jen Creer, JJ Hawkins, and yours truly, TV Squad has postings about every new commercial that aired, from the E-Trade baby to the guy who attached jumper cables to his nipples.

If you're scratching your head on what the hell I mean then jump over to the next page, where you'll see a list of links to all of our commercial reviews.

Gallery: Super Bowl XLII Commercials

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]]>featuredSummarySuper Bowl commercialsSuper Bowl XLIISuperbowladsSuperBowlCommercialsSuperBowlXliiRichard KellerMon, 04 Feb 2008 07:30:00 ESTBudweiser: "Rocky"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/budweiser-rocky/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/budweiser-rocky/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/budweiser-rocky/#commentsFiled under: ,

Every year Budweiser puts together an uplifting commercial about some animal who strives to achieve his dreams and with hard work and perseverance, achieves it. This year's installation involved a Clydesdale who didn't make the cut to pull the Budweiser wagon. "Maybe next year, Hank." This leads to a very fun montage of training clips set to the Rocky theme as a dalmation takes it upon himself to get the Clydesdale into tip-top shape. Shots of the horse starting off pulling a little wagon mixed with jogging in place in the rain, running around trees in a snow-covered obstacle, lifting bales of hay until finally he has grit to pull an entire train! Not funny like the Bud Light commercials, but these Bud spots are always feel-good fan favorites. And this one was just as good as any of them.

Oh, and of course Hank makes the hitch team the following year. The high five at the end between the dog and the horse was just perfect. I don't know what it is, but Anheuser-Busch simply has one of the best advertising and marketing teams as they virtually never miss when it comes to their Super Bowl ads. Another banner year for them it looks like.

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]]>commercialscydesdaledalmationrockySuper BowlSuperBowlsuperbowladstrainingJason HughesMon, 04 Feb 2008 01:56:00 ESTSony Pictures: "You Don't Mess With The Zohan"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/sony-pictures-you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/sony-pictures-you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/04/sony-pictures-you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Adam Sandler is special agent/stylist Zohan

It's not baby-talking Adam Sandler, it's not sensitive yet funny Adam Sandler, it isn't even serious and angry Adam Sandler. It's Adam Sandler as Borat. Well, from the preview that was shown it seems like he's channeling Borat.

I guess Adam is taking a break from some of his more serious roles to go back to his wacky comedy roots. However, since this isn't Cinematical I'm not going to debate whether or not this is a good idea for Sandler. All I'm going to do is rate the preview. Eh, not that funny. Seen it all in plenty of other previews before. Maybe the movie will be better.

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]]>Adam SandlerAdamSandlerSony PicturesSonyPicturessuperbowladsZohanRichard KellerMon, 04 Feb 2008 00:17:00 ESTToyota: "Big Wheels"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/toyota-big-wheels/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/toyota-big-wheels/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/toyota-big-wheels/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Did you know you could fit 20 big wheels on the top of the all new Toyota Sequoia? Me neither, but apparently it's a major selling point.

All kidding aside, I like how this commercial appeals to the immature masochistic side of me. I'm talking about the side that would like to get on a big wheel on a steep hill with little to no padding and roll with only a few bails of hay resting between me and imminent death.

That's seems to be the demographic Toyota is shooting for here, and I'll be damned if they didn't nail it.

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]]>big wheelssuperbowladsToyotaJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:57:00 ESTBud Light: "Semi-Pro"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-semi-pro/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-semi-pro/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-semi-pro/#commentsFiled under: , ,

The best line out of this entire Wil Farrell commercial for Bud Light: "Bud Light. Suck one"

Wil Ferrell loves the 70's, as can be seen from some of his recent movies. And, when he plays characters like Jackie Moon he really goes all out for the stereotypical characteristics that we think all big stars of the 1970's had. He also fits perfectly into the types of ads Bud Light pushes out each Super Bowl. By the way, if you enjoyed this little 30-seconds worth of Wil there is a 60-second version of this ad floating around the Internet that features a whole other bunch of "outtakes".

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]]>Bud LightBudLightJackie MoonJackieMoonsuperbowlladsWil FerrellWilFerrellRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:43:00 ESTCoca-Cola: "Carville & Frist"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/coca-cola-carville-and-frist/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/coca-cola-carville-and-frist/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/coca-cola-carville-and-frist/#commentsFiled under: , ,

It's nice to see that two political pundits can set aside their differences and show some bipartisanship on an issue that is critical to the well being of this country.

That said, I think I could have picked some opponents that would have made for a much better commercial. Don't get me wrong, I know politics is in the air and it was very timely to have Carville & Frist together in a commercial, I have two quick ideas that could have worked just as well.

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]]>carvillecoca colaCocaColafristpoliticssuperbowladsJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:33:00 ESTE-trade: "Baby Trader II"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e-trade-baby-ii/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e-trade-baby-ii/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e-trade-baby-ii/#commentsFiled under: , ,

The baby and the clown are both creepy

Remember that E-trade baby ad you saw in the third quarter? Well, the fourth quarter version of the commercial was about the same, except there was someone making balloon animals in the background.

I'm not a big fan of the talking baby commercial, even if it is popular. As many parents will agree, we aren't in any hurry for our children to talk Because, once they do start speaking they don't stop. Then, they start talking back to us telling us that we need to get them this toy, or need to get them that item of clothing. Before you know it they're screaming at you because you won't spend one thousand freakin dollars for a Hannah Montana ticket because, you know, you like to pay the mortgage, and ...

Um, was that out loud? Anyway, cute baby and okay commercial.

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]]>baby IIBabyIiballoon animalsBalloonAnimalsE-tradesuperbowladstalking babiesTalkingBabiesRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:31:00 ESTNFL.com: "Super Ad"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/nfl-com-super-ad/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/nfl-com-super-ad/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/nfl-com-super-ad/#commentsFiled under: , ,

For the last three weeks I've been wondering what was going to win the title of "Super Ad" for this year's Super Bowl.

Personally, I thought Matt Hasselbeck's commercial was a little bit more entertaining, but Chester Pitts commercial wins in the inspiration department hands down.

How often do you hear a tale of a normal person getting plucked from a dead-end, everyday type of occupation and becoming an elite athlete in what is arguably the most prestigious professional sports association in this hemisphere?

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]]>Chester PittsHouston TexansHoustonTexansNFLSuper AdsuperbowladsJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:15:00 ESTAmp: "Jumpstart"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/amp-jumpstart/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/amp-jumpstart/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/amp-jumpstart/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Here's what I didn't notice about this commercial until I saw it again on my DVR -- there's a little notice at the bottom of the screen that says 'Warning: Do Not Attempt". What are we talking about here? Are they telling us not to place jumper cables on our nipples (because, if that's the case, then they're too late) or are they telling us not to dance to Salt n' Pepa's Push It? I think we need some confirmation here.

Either way, this was one of the funnier commercials during this year's Super Bowl. I mean, how can you go wrong with a overweight guy who gets down to a popular 80's dance tune. It just proves that sometimes you need to go for the crass rather than for the smart to get your message across.

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]]>AmpJumper CablesJumperCablesNipplesPush ItPushItSalt n' PepaSaltN'PepasuperbowladsRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:12:00 ESTBud Light: "Ability to Fly"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-ability-to-fly/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-ability-to-fly/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/bud-light-ability-to-fly/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Okay, so earlier when I said Bud Light commercials are comedy gold, I should have stuck the word "usually" somewhere in that sentence.

While this commercial was funny, I don't think it's up to par with the typical commercials they put out there. There was just something off about the pacing and really just the overall concept that left me wanting a little more.

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]]>Ability to FlyBud LightBudLightflying mansuperbowladsJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 23:04:00 ESTVictoria's Secret: "Model"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/victorias-secret-model/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/victorias-secret-model/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/victorias-secret-model/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Uh, bludawhat?

Do I really have to say anything about this ad? It features a Victoria's Secret model dressed in a lingerie, holding a football, and looking sensually into the camera. I guess if there words to say about this ad they would be: perfect, wonderful, best ad ever, amazing, and...Duh!

Hey, it's the Super Bowl -- holiday for the male chauvinist pig! You expect me to be sensitive and caring? If you want that then call Alan Alda or Hugh Grant. Me, I'm just going to stare at her a little bit more.

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]]>footballlingeriemodelsuperbowladsVictoria's SecretVictoria'sSecretRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:58:00 ESTE-trade: "Baby Trader"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/e/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Stick a baby in a Super Bowl commercial and make it talk and you're guaranteed to have the nation talking about it the next morning.

Stick a baby in a Super Bowl commercial and make it talk and puke? You've probably still got a winning combination on your hand even though it's absolutely disgusting watching anything puke.

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]]>baby traderE-tradepukestockssuperbowladstalking babyJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:53:00 ESTGatorade: "Thirsty Dog"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/gatorade-thirsty-dog/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/gatorade-thirsty-dog/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/gatorade-thirsty-dog/#commentsFiled under: , ,

I have never owned a pet in my life here on planet Earth. So, watching a 30 second commercial of a dog lapping up the water in his bowl wasn't that intriguing to me. Maybe it was interesting for pet owners as they were able to compare the way this dog drank as opposed to their dogs.

Having said that, I think that this was a clever ad pointing out that we humans should be replenishing our bodies with fluids just like our pets do. Granted, we need to do this with Gatorade, as the ad states, not with good old fashioned water. That, of course, would be sacrilege. Frankly, I think the Derek Jeter ad was more entertaining than this one.

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]]>GatoradesuperbowladsThirsty DogThirstyDogRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:48:00 ESTHyundai: "The Genesis"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/hyundai-thegenesis/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/hyundai-thegenesis/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/hyundai-thegenesis/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Guess what I'm not going to be doing Summer of 2008?

Buying a Hyundai Genesis, that's what.

It's not that I think Hyundai makes a bad car. On the contrary, I think that Hyundai makes atrocious cars. Everyone that I know that has ever owned one wishes they would have gotten a Honda or a bicycle. I'm not even kidding.

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]]>GenesisHyundaisuperbowladsJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:41:00 ESTDoritos: "Mouse Trap"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/doritos-mouse-trap/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/doritos-mouse-trap/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/doritos-mouse-trap/#commentsFiled under: , ,

This was a decent commercial too. We hear opera music from Carmen, and a man in a suit with slicked back hair is using Doritos to set a mouse trap. He sets his trap, and then sits back in a comfy armchair. He is sitting in the chair, listening to the music and he starts stuffing his face with Doritos. Suddenly, the wall contorts as a huge figure starts bursting through the wall and comes at the man. A huge, human-sized mouse (obviously a guy in a mouse suit) tips the chair back to the floor and starts beating Opera Guy for his Doritos.

I admit it. I laughed out loud.

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]]>DoritossuperbowladsJen CreerSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:32:00 ESTTaco Bell: "Fiesta Platters"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/taco-bell-fiesta-platters/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/taco-bell-fiesta-platters/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/taco-bell-fiesta-platters/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Good commercial, bad food

Here's the thing...I thought this was an okay commercial, with the smoky-eyed mariachi player enticing these two office workers to enjoy their Taco Bell Fiesta Platter at a table rather than during a meeting. I even liked the whip crack sound effect when the female office worker was put under the mariachi player's spell. Then they showed a picture of the Fiesta Platter...Urk.

One of the most unappetizing platters I have ever seen on a commercial. Nothing better than seeing all that food crowded on a tiny plastic tray. If they had presented it better maybe it would have worked for me. Instead, the whole commercial was ruined. Perhaps they need to rehire the Taco Bell dog again to bring the customer's back.

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]]>Fiesta PlatterFiestaPlatterMariachisuperbowladsTaco BellTacoBellRichard KellerSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:31:00 ESTPepsi: "Justin Timberlake"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/pepsi-justin-timberlake/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/pepsi-justin-timberlake/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/pepsi-justin-timberlake/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Okay, FINALLY! This is really the first, genuine Super Bowl ad of the night. And yes, I laughed out loud when Justin Timberlake got his privates rammed three times into a mail box pole. What a good sport he is to do this commercial. And of course, we get it from Pepsi. If you missed it, Justin has just chastised a friend of his for being immature for sticking chopsticks up his nose, when Justin gets sucked out of a restaurant... literally. The more the gorgeous, Marianne-from-Gilligan's-Island-type bikini-clad woman sucks on her Pepsi, the more Justin gets sucked through traffic, through playing fields, into mailbox poles...

It's an ad for winning MP3s and Pepsi and something else. I don't know-- go watch it. But it was funny, and a decently done Super Bowl ad for really the first time this evening.

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]]>Justin TimberlakeJustinTimberlakePepsiJen CreerSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:25:00 ESTCareerBuilder: "Spider"http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/careerbuilder-spider/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/careerbuilder-spider/http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/03/careerbuilder-spider/#commentsFiled under: , ,

Do you have a special person in your life that is eternally optimistic?

When you've got a bad case of the Mondays, is there some annoyingly perky person at your workplace who is always chipper and talking about what a great day it is?

Then perhaps you can relate to this commercial as much as I did.

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]]>career builderCareerBuildercareerbuilder.comspiderstarsuperbowladsJJ HawkinsSun, 03 Feb 2008 22:24:00 EST