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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Ten great shows that were canceled in their first seasons</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/cancellations/" rel="tag">Cancellations</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lists/" rel="tag">TV Squad Lists</a></p><p><em><font face="Verdana" color="#06082c"><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="233" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/04/snipshot_d41c5anqj61m.gif" alt="Bob Newhart" />Welcome to TV Squad Lists (formerly 'The Five'), a feature where each blogger has a chance to list his or her own rundown of things in television that stand out from the rest, both good and bad.</font></em></p>
<p>No matter how much TV I watch, I can't seem to get over the first rule of television programming; if it doesn't get the numbers, it doesn't get renewed. I have watched many a beloved show get yanked from the schedule due to low ratings, even though critics and fans alike all raved about it.</p>
<p>Here are some examples of shows that were too good for the small screen.</p>
<p><em><strong>Pasadena <br /></strong></em>The potential for greatness was here, sadly Fox didn't promote the show and nobody watched. I was lucky enough to watch the entire season on and finally get answers to some really nagging questions.I also got see favorites like Mark Valley &amp; Dana Delaney really chew the scenery. </p>
<p><em><strong>The Bob Newhart Show (the variety show on NBC) <br /></strong></em>This show won a Peabody award, but was clearly ahead of its time. It's pretty hard to find these days, but Tv icons like <a href="http://www.kenberry.com/">Ken Berry</a> and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Flynn_%28US_actor%29">Joe Flynn</a> were regulars and the comedy was superb.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Ten great shows that were canceled in their first seasons</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/865866/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/04/09/ten-great-shows-that-were-canceled-in-their-first-seasons/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>ben stiller</category><category>billy crystal</category><category>bob newhart</category><category>cancelled</category><category>darrin mcgavin</category><category>featured</category><category>loner</category><category>outsider</category><category>pasadena</category><category>police squad</category><category>PoliceSquad</category><category>rod serling</category><dc:creator>Paul Goebel</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The ten worst movies based on TV shows</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/science-fiction/" rel="tag">Other Sci-Fi/Supernatural Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lists/" rel="tag">TV Squad Lists</a></p><p><span style="font-style: italic;"><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="249" border="0" align="right" alt="John Steed &amp; Emma Peel" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/snipshot_d4vpb8cl2sf.gif" /><font face="Verdana" color="#06082c">Welcome to TV Squad Lists (formerly 'The Five'), a feature where each blogger has a chance to list his or her own rundown of things in television that stand out from the rest, both good and bad.</font></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></p>
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<p>A couple of other bloggers have made lists concerning movies that have been made into TV shows and vice versa. There's <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/09/01/top-10-movies-based-on-tv-shows/">The Top 10 Movies Based on TV Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/11/01/the-five-shows-that-are-better-than-the-movie/">The Top 5 Shows That are Better than the Movie</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/12/14/on-the-4th-day-of-festivus-tv-gave-to-me/">Four Small Screen to Big Screen Flops</a> and <a href="http://television.aol.com/photos/worst-tv-shows-to-movie-remakes">AOL's own list</a>. Here is my effort. Enjoy.</p>
<p><strong><strong>1. <span style="font-style: italic;">The Avengers</span>: </strong></strong>I tried to sit through this move twice and couldn't do it either time. If anyone can explain the plot to me, they can have my job. This movie is the exact opposite of the TV show. Boring, unoriginal, ignorant and unpleasant to watch.</p>
<p><strong>2. <span style="font-style: italic;">Lost in Space</span>: </strong>After the cameos by the surviving original cast members, stop watching. Since when is Dr. smith a psycho? I know Heather Graham is hot, but why is Don West more interested in getting laid than getting home? And what is up with the stupid CGI alien? I'd rather see a monkey with Spock ears.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The ten worst movies based on TV shows</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/861637/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/29/the-ten-worst-movies-based-on-tv-shows/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>car 54 where are you</category><category>flintstones</category><category>george of the jungle</category><category>GeorgeOfTheJungle</category><category>leave it to beaver</category><category>Lost in Space</category><category>mchales navy</category><category>mod squad</category><category>movies</category><category>scooby doo</category><category>The avengers</category><category>The wild wild west</category><category>tv</category><dc:creator>Paul Goebel</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The five greatest TV police detectives</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lists/" rel="tag">TV Squad Lists</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="250" border="0" align="right" alt="Peter Falk" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/columbo3.jpg" /><span style="font-style: italic;">Welcome to TV Squad Lists (formerly 'The Five'), a feature where each blogger has a chance to list his or her own rundown of things in television that stand out from the rest, both good and bad.</span>
<p>Ah, the police detective genre. It's one of the staples of a network's TV lineup. We all have our favorites, whether the characters are in blue uniforms or suits. Here are my Top 5 (and just so we're clear, I'm talking about police detectives, not private eyes or amateur investigators. I'll have that list tomorrow!)</p>
<p><strong>1. Lt. Columbo (Peter Falk):</strong> No contest, really. Sure, there are some other great cops and detectives, but not many with the sheer Sherlock Holmes-like smarts as Lt. Columbo. He walked around sorta lost and bumbling, with a constantly lit cigar, a rumpled raincoat, and hair that made it look like he just woke up. But he was no fool, which all the murderers found out a little bit too late. </p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The five greatest TV police detectives</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/860960/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/27/the-five-greatest-police-detectives/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>columbo</category><category>cops</category><category>david rasche</category><category>hawaii five-o</category><category>jack klugman</category><category>jack lord</category><category>law and order ci</category><category>LawAndOrderCi</category><category>peter falk</category><category>PeterFalk</category><category>quincy</category><category>robert goren</category><category>RobertGoren</category><category>sledge hammer</category><category>SledgeHammer</category><category>tv detectives</category><category>vincent d'onofrio</category><category>VincentD'onofrio</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:27:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Simpsons: Homerazzi</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/comedy/" rel="tag">Other Comedy Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/fox/" rel="tag">FOX</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-simpsons/" rel="tag">The Simpsons</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/animation/" rel="tag">Animation</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><p><em><img height="303" alt="simpsons" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/simspsp.jpg" width="250" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />(S18E16) </em>I often counter anti-<em>Simpsons</em> bromides by telling people that no series can be perfect all the time, but I think there's a part of me that still expects perfection. I'm like a mother that knows her child isn't perfect, and yet feels let down when they falter, because damn it, I know they're better than that.</p>
<p>I probably could have come up with a better analogy, but it's too late now, I'm already on the second paragraph. The thing is: I liked this episode. It made me laugh, and it had a ton of great gags, and plenty were "pause button worthy." It just didn't feel "full," you know? Of course, the first indication should have been the extra-long opening sequence showing Homer evolving as he treks to his house to sit with his family on the couch. When you see a long couch gag, you know they were a little short on the episode length that week.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Simpsons: Homerazzi</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/860087/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/25/the-simpsons-homerazzi/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>camera</category><category>celebs</category><category>hollywood</category><category>homerazzi</category><category>photo</category><category>pictures</category><dc:creator>Adam Finley</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:08:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Best comic book-to-TV adaptations</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/watercooler-talk/" rel="tag">Watercooler Talk</a></p><img width="150" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="179" border="0" align="right" alt="Yeah, Aquaman taking a crap. Nice." src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/aquaman.jpg" />Being a comic book fan sets you up for a lot of disappointment. For one thing, there seems to be a pretty direct ratio between the number of <em>Atlantis Attacks</em> crossover books you own and the age at which you lose your virginity (ahem19ahem). For another, our only portrayal in the media seems to be Comic Book Guy on <em>The Simpsons</em> and he is as insulting as he is completely and utterly dead-on.<br /><br />The worst disappointment, though, is whenever some studio exec decides to "adapt" one of our mylar-enshrined treasures into some big or small screen entertainment. It seems that for every good decision made, there are ten disasters of the "nipples on the bat-suit" variety.<br /><br />In recent years, movies have faired better than TV when it comes to adaptations, but there are a few gems to be had. The Five best comic book-to TV adaptations after the jump...<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Best comic book-to-TV adaptations</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/856527/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/20/the-five-best-comic-book-to-tv-adaptations/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>aquaman</category><category>comic books</category><category>ComicBooks</category><category>firestar</category><category>iceman</category><category>justice league</category><category>JusticeLeague</category><category>spiderman</category><category>superman</category><category>tales from the crypt</category><category>TalesFromTheCrypt</category><category>the flash</category><category>TheFlash</category><dc:creator>Jay Black</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 14:40:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Your Project Runway Audition Guide</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/nbc/" rel="tag">NBC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/" rel="tag">Project Runway</a></p><em><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="301" border="0" align="right" alt="Tim Gunn Project Runway" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/03/gunnrunway.jpg" />Project Runway</em> is gearing up for a four city casting tour beginning March 30th in Los Angeles and continuing to Chicago, Miami and New York City. If you want to make the season four cut, you'll need to bring three garments of your own design, a picture portfolio and your completed application - soon to be available via <a href="http://www.bravotv.com">BravoTV.com</a>. And, don't worry, Tim Gunn will be back despite his many <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/tim-gunn-joins-liz-claiborne-team/">extracurricular activities</a>. <br /><br />In the interest of helping further your design career, I've put together a brief primer for success on <em>Project Runway</em> - from the auditions to the final catwalk.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Your Project Runway Audition Guide</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/851720/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/13/the-five-your-project-runway-audition-guide/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>artistic</category><category>artists</category><category>auditions</category><category>Bravo</category><category>casting</category><category>designers</category><category>Heidi Klum</category><category>Jay McCarroll</category><category>Jeffrey Sebelia</category><category>Kara Suan</category><category>list</category><category>Parsons</category><category>Santino</category><category>Tim Gunn</category><dc:creator>Julia Ward</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:43:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Lies TV expects us to believe</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/watercooler-talk/" rel="tag">Watercooler Talk</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="195" border="0" align="right" alt="I was going to put a picture of George Bush here, but I don't want to get political." src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/liar.jpg" />I get it: TV is supposed to lie to me. I know that the real reason Jared lost all that weight was because Subway sandwiches so destroyed his intestinal tract that he wasn't <em>able</em> to eat like he used to. I know that no guy in the history of America has ordered a Smirnoff Ice at a bar without hating himself a little. I know that despite repeated attempts to prove otherwise, the NHL no longer exists and Vs. isn't even a real TV channel.<br /><br />But there are some lies not as obvious as these. There are lies more insidious. Lies that don't <em>look</em> like lies. I don't know if TV has an agenda or is just so zombified by institutional groupthink that they've begun to believe these lies themselves, but there's no doubt that they exist and they are subtle. Being the crusading young reporter I am, I dutifully spent the weekend watching television and identifying the five most insidious lies TV expects us to believe.<br /><br />The list after the jump.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Lies TV expects us to believe</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/731203/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/08/the-five-lies-tv-expects-us-to-believe/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>fat people</category><category>FatPeople</category><category>insult to intelligence</category><category>InsultToIntelligence</category><category>jared</category><category>lies</category><dc:creator>Jay Black</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:25:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Ways to make Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? watchable</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/fox/" rel="tag">FOX</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/game-show/" rel="tag">Game Show</a></p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="210" border="0" align="right" alt="are you smarter than a 5th grader?" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/fifth-grader-title.png" />I missed the premiere of <em>Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?</em> Tuesday night as I had better things to do, like brush my dog's teeth. But curiosity got the best of me Wednesday night and I figured I'd check this show out. Whoa. What a big pile of poo.<br /><br />I don't think I need to go over everything that's wrong with this show, but as I'm watching it I started to come up with ideas that could make this one kick ass game show and make it feel a lot more like school when I was a kid.<br /><br />1) If the contestant fails the game, he/she has to sit in the corner of the "classroom". For three episodes. Throw in a dunce cap for good measure.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Ways to make Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? watchable</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/843176/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/03/01/the-five-ways-to-make-are-you-smarter-than-a-5th-grader-watchab/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>are you smarter than a 5th grader</category><category>AreYouSmarterThanA5thGrader</category><category>jeff foxworthy</category><category>JeffFoxworthy</category><category>lifelines</category><dc:creator>Keith McDuffee</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:02:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: New commercials I can't stand</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/commercials/" rel="tag">Commercials</a></p><p><img height="151" alt="Danica Patrick" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/danicapatrickfhm.jpg" width="250" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />It's really great to watch TV all day and night for a living. But then again, it's not that great to watch TV all day and night, because there's a lot of crap you have to put up with to get to the good stuff. Take commercials. Now, I actually <em>like</em> commercials, the good ones, but there are so many bad ones that...ugh. Here are five new-ish ones that have been driving me batty.</p>
<p><strong>1. That Honda commercial with Danica Patrick:</strong> She's on her way to meet someone and is running late, so she drives fast and is pulled over by a state trooper. She says to herself "it's showtime" and decides to undo her shirt a little and make sure her makeup is OK, to show the cop her breasts and flirt so she won't get a ticket. Congratulations, Danica. All the progress you made by being a female race car driver was just set back five years. A true role model for all the little girls out there. </p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: New commercials I can't stand</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/840302/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/26/the-five-new-commercials-i-cant-stand/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>car commercials</category><category>CarCommercials</category><category>danica patrick</category><category>DanicaPatrick</category><category>er</category><category>lost</category><category>nbc</category><category>office depot</category><category>toliet paper commercial</category><category>TolietPaperCommercial</category><category>tv ads</category><category>tv commercials</category><category>TvCommercials</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 15:23:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five:  Best Lost guest stars</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/abc/" rel="tag">ABC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lost/" rel="tag">Lost</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="167" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/clancy-brown.jpg" alt="Clancy Brown as Kelvin Inman" />Fionnula Flanagan's scene-stealing guest spot on the <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/lost-flashes-before-your-eyes/">"Flashes Before Your Eyes"</a> episode of <em>Lost</em> got me thinking about some of the other memorable guest stars the show has had over the years. It was difficult to commit to only five performances, with so many to choose from. Below are my picks for the most entertaining guest roles over the last three seasons.</p>
<p><strong>1. Clancy Brown</strong> (<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/02/15/lost-one-of-them/">"One of Them"</a>; <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/05/25/lost-live-together-die-alone-finale/">"Live Together, Die Alone"</a>): This actor owns every role he plays, from Brother Justin in <em>Carnivale</em> to Byron Hadley in <em>The Shawshank Redemption</em>, so it was no surprise when Clancy Brown rocked both Sayid's and Desmond's flashbacks. It is still unclear if Joe Inman and Kelvin Inman are the same person, but at least one of them has a major role in the history of the DHARMA hatch. Here's hoping that Inman's (and Brown's) part in the <em>Lost </em>story continues in the future.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five:  Best Lost guest stars</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/789765/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/19/the-five-best-lost-guest-stars/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Clancy Brown</category><category>Kevin Tighe</category><category>Kim Dickens</category><category>Lost guest stars</category><category>LostGuestStars</category><category>M.C. Gainey</category><category>M.c.Gainey</category><dc:creator>Erin Martell</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:42:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Random TV thoughts</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><p><em><img height="234" alt="Jack Coleman" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/jackcoleman1.jpg" width="200" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />Various things I've been thinking about lately.</em></p>
<p>1. I don't know why I didn't notice this before, but the guy who plays Horn-Rimmed Glasses Man on <em><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/heroes/">Heroes</a></em>, Jack Coleman, is the guy who played Steven Carrington on <em>Dynasty</em> in the 80s! I didn't recognize him at all. Not that I watched <em>Dynasty</em>. I was a <em>Knot's Landing</em> guy. Great hair though.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Random TV thoughts</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/753703/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/15/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>anna nicole smith</category><category>AnnaNicoleSmith</category><category>black and white tv</category><category>cable news</category><category>dynasty</category><category>ed</category><category>heroes</category><category>jack coleman</category><category>paradox of choice</category><category>tom cavanagh</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:08:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Great TV couples</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="194" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/dickvandykemarytylermoore.jpg" alt="Dick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore" />Happy Valentine's Day! I hate February 14th.</p>
<p>But it's a fine day for all you <strike>sickening</strike> happy lovey-dovey couples to hold hands and skip around your garden and have dirty dirty sex. Below are 5 great TV couples who are probably celebrating the day this way. Well, at least four of them.</p>
<p>1. Rob and Laura Petrie (<em>The Dick Van Dyke Show</em>): Has there ever been a married couple on television that had the chemistry that Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore had? Hell, they both even have three names! You could tell they loved each other and cared for each other, and you could imagine they were intimate, even if they did have those damn separate beds.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Great TV couples</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/753672/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/14/the-five-great-tv-couples/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bewitched</category><category>dick van dyke show</category><category>DickVanDykeShow</category><category>friends</category><category>i love lucy</category><category>odd couple</category><category>valentine's day</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:43:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: The Ultimate Lost Quiz</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/abc/" rel="tag">ABC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lost/" rel="tag">Lost</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/games/" rel="tag">Games</a></p><p><img height="150" alt="Lost" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/lostlogo2.jpg" width="200" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />So, you've seen every single episode of <em>Lost</em> and you own all the DVDs and you consider yourself an expert. Check out these five questions and see if you really know as much as you think you do.</p>
<p>1. What is the name of the only hit song that Charlie's band Driveshaft had?</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: The Ultimate Lost Quiz</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/747298/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/08/the-five-the-ultimate-lost-quiz/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>alias</category><category>charlie</category><category>damon lindelof</category><category>driveshaft</category><category>hatch</category><category>hurley</category><category>island</category><category>j.j. abrams</category><category>jennifer garner</category><category>lost numbers</category><category>lost questions</category><category>LostQuestions</category><category>matthew fox</category><category>mission impossible</category><category>oceanic filght 815</category><category>terry o'quinn</category><category>the others</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:10:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Reasons I should be loving Top Design</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/nbc/" rel="tag">NBC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/cable/" rel="tag">Cable</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/" rel="tag">Project Runway</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="287" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/todd-oldham.jpg" alt="Todd Oldham Top Design" />I should love <em>Top Design</em>. I really should. In fact, I'll give you five reasons why <em>Top Design</em>, the third jewel in the <em>Project Runway</em> crown, should be my favorite show on television right now. The sad fact, however, is that it's not. The first episode, which debuted after <em>Top Chef's</em> lackluster finale last week, was an awkward bore. The usually charismatic Todd Oldham was lifeless. Jonathan Adler as the lead adjudicator was corny. The interiors were uninspired. The drama was tedious. <br /><br />Yet, I hold out hope that the show will acquire the addictive properties of its Bravo predecessors. Here are the five reasons why I'm giving <em>Top Design </em>a two to three episode reprieve before I nix it from my viewing schedule:<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Reasons I should be loving Top Design</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/748108/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/05/the-five-reasons-i-should-be-loving-top-design/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Bravo</category><category>competition</category><category>interior design</category><category>Los Angeles Design Center</category><category>Todd Oldham</category><category>Top Chef</category><category>Top Design</category><dc:creator>Julia Ward</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:02:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Random quotes from the press tour</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/nbc/" rel="tag">NBC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/fox/" rel="tag">FOX</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/cbs/" rel="tag">CBS</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-cw/" rel="tag">The CW</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/tca-press-tour/" rel="tag">TCA Press Tour</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/02/joel-nametag200.jpg" alt="Joel's Price name tag" />OK, I think I have just about exhausted all of my press tour material. But I got a few quotes here and there which I really wanted to include somewhere, even though they weren't enough to merit their own posts.<br /><br />So, here are five random quotes from my week in Pasadena, presented for your amusement:<br /><br />1. "Yes. It's called <em>25</em>. It's like <em>24</em>, except there's one more." - Chris Rock, when a reporter asked him if he was working on a new show. One of the other reporters actually responded to this by asking, "Are you serious?"<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Random quotes from the press tour</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/747330/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/02/02/the-five-random-quotes-from-the-press-tour/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bob barker</category><category>chris rock</category><category>ed helms</category><category>patrick warburton</category><category>quotes</category><category>random</category><category>ricky blitt</category><category>seth mcfarlane</category><dc:creator>Joel Keller</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 16:32:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Random TV thoughts</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><img height="170" alt="" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/abclogo.jpg" width="200" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />1. How much air time should TV news give to Barbaro dying? Um, how about a quick mention during sports and that's it? In the grand scheme of things, it's really not that important. One of the Boston news anchors said that the horse was "a great athlete" twice within five minutes. The horse's death was not only talked about over and over and over and over again on the major networks and all the 24 hour news channels, ABC <em><a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/generalities/on_mondays_evening_newscasts_where_did_barbaro_belong_52102.asp">led their nightly newscast with it</a></em>. What, nothing happening in Iraq on in Washington? And they say Katie is doing fluff.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Random TV thoughts</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/746015/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/31/the-five-random-tv-thoughts/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>american idol</category><category>barbaro</category><category>beauty pageants</category><category>donald trump</category><category>larry king</category><category>LarryKing</category><category>tyra banks</category><category>william hung</category><category>wwe raw</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 16:41:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: TV movies they don't show anymore</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><img height="270" alt="James Franciscus" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/jamesfranciscus.jpg" width="200" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />
<p>You don't see as many made-for-TV movies today as you used to. Sure, Lifetime does some and you'll find some on cable and the odd one on CBS, but the networks don't really do them anymore (and if they do they stretch them to two or more nights and call them a mini-series). But you could see them all the time in the 60s, 70s, and 80s. Here are five they hardly show anymore, if ever, but I remember them fondly.</p>
1. <em>One Of My Wives Is Missing</em> (1976): Mystery about a man who reports his wife missing, then a woman shows up claiming to be his wife and he says she isn't. Stars Jack Klugman, Elizabeth Ashley, and James Franciscus. I pride myself in being able to figure out the shocking endings and plot twists that so many movies have (that's what happens when you watch so much TV, not much surprises you anymore), but this movie completely blew me away. It doesn't just have a twist ending, it has about three, and you just smile at the end because it's so clever, and you try to think back to everything that happened to see if they played fair. I haven't seen this movie in about 15 years. It's not on DVD and I can't remember the last time someone ran it. (It was remade years later with a different title, but it wasn't as good.)<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: TV movies they don't show anymore</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/744431/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/29/the-five-tv-movies-they-dont-show-anymore/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cathy lee crosby</category><category>dan curis</category><category>darren mcgavin</category><category>elizabeth ashley</category><category>jack klugman</category><category>james franciscus</category><category>lynda carter</category><category>made for tv movies</category><category>MadeForTvMovies</category><category>night strangler</category><category>NightStrangler</category><category>norliss tapes</category><category>roy thinnes</category><category>wonder woman</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 13:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Biggest TV drinkers</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><p><img height="278" alt="Tate" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/larrytate.jpg" width="200" align="right" vspace="4" border="0" />There are drinkers, and then there are drinkers. The ones that always seem to have a drink in their hand. It's a social thing, it's a private thing, but most of all, it's an everyday thing. Here are five TV characters who drank. A lot.</p>
<p>1. Larry Tate (<em>Bewitched</em>): Sure, it was the 60s and drinking was everyone and not frowned upon like it is in a lot of situations today, but mother of God Larry used to drink a lot. Every single time he came over to the Stephens' home he rushed over to their bar and made himself a drink, or Samantha gave him one. He seems like a prime candidate for alcoholism: a harried advertising guy, always on the go, and an ad exec who works for him that seems to vanish or have odd things happen to him all the time. That couldn't have been easy to deal with. This guy drinks <em>a lot</em>. In fact, if you play the <em>Bewitched</em> drinking game (take a drink every time Larry takes a drink), you probably won't make it past an episode.</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Biggest TV drinkers</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/741828/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/25/the-five-biggest-tv-drinkers/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>ab fab</category><category>alcoholics</category><category>andy griffith show</category><category>bewitched</category><category>booze</category><category>cheers</category><category>dallas</category><category>dean martin</category><category>foster brooks</category><category>larry tate</category><category>otis</category><category>patsy and edina</category><category>PatsyAndEdina</category><category>sue ellen ewing</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:15:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five:  Things I've missed the most about Lost</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/drama/" rel="tag">Other Drama Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/abc/" rel="tag">ABC</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/lost/" rel="tag">Lost</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a></p><p><em><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="315" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/01/josh-holloway.jpg" alt="Josh Holloway as Sawyer" />Lost</em> will be returning after an unbearably long hiatus on February 7th, and I couldn't be more excited. All the anticipation has gotten me thinking about the elements that have been missing from my TV viewing these many months. <em>Dexter</em> and <em>The Wire</em> were excellent distractions, but <em>Lost </em>has always brought a certain unique something. </p>
<p>Here are the five things I've missed during the <em>Lost</em> break:</p>
<strong>1. The Jack-Kate-Sawyer Love Triangle: </strong>After months of longing looks and kisses that went nowhere, some actual progress was made when Kate and Sawyer got it on in the polar bear cage. To complicate matters, Jack was watching courtesy of the Other-cam. For once I actually cared about this romantic conflict, and there were no new episodes in sight! I can't wait to see what happens next to our favorite trio.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five:  Things I've missed the most about Lost</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/738499/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-ive-missed-the-most-about-lost/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Adewale Akinnouye-Agbaje</category><category>AdewaleAkinnouye-agbaje</category><category>Evangeline Lilly</category><category>Josh Holloway</category><category>Lost</category><category>Lost mysteries</category><category>Matthew Fox</category><category>Michael Emerson</category><category>The Others</category><dc:creator>Erin Martell</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five: Things I learned at the press tour</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/industry/" rel="tag">Industry</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/the-five/" rel="tag">The Five</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/tca-press-tour/" rel="tag">TCA Press Tour</a></p><img vspace="4" hspace="4" align="right" alt="TCA logo" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/05/tcalogo1.gif" />Over the next few days, you're going to be hearing more about my experiences at the TCA winter press tour, mainly because I have a backlog of "mini-interviews" that have bits and pieces of information that I think you'll find interesting. But the other reason you're going to hear about my experience is because it was my first time there, and I tried to take the whole dog-and-pony show in with doe-eyed wonder. And, don't get me wrong, a free trip to LA, tons of free food and drink, and close access to celebrities is a helluva lot better than just about anything I can think of. But what I learned at press tour (for some reason, they don't call it "the press tour") would make even Bambi turn into a bloated, coffee-swilling grouch:<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The Five: Things I learned at the press tour</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/741037/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/24/the-five-things-i-learned-at-the-press-tour/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bitter</category><category>don't leave hotel</category><category>hard to interview at parties</category><category>jaded</category><category>lots of food</category><category>old fart critics</category><category>same people ask questions</category><category>things i learned at the press tour</category><category>ThingsILearnedAtThePressTour</category><dc:creator>Joel Keller</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:19:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>