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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>American Gladiators movie has a plot, and no, we're not kidding</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/21/american-gladiators-movie-has-a-plot-and-no-were-not-kidding/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/21/american-gladiators-movie-has-a-plot-and-no-were-not-kidding/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/21/american-gladiators-movie-has-a-plot-and-no-were-not-kidding/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/sports/" rel="tag">Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/tv-on-the-bigscreen/" rel="tag">TV on the Bigscreen</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality-free/" rel="tag">Reality-Free</a></p><img hspace="4" height="202" border="0" align="right" width="250" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/american-gladiators.jpg" alt="American Gladiators Movie" />If you are counting the seconds until the new big screen remake of <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/12/american-gladiators-the-movie-in-the-works/"><em>American Gladiators</em></a> hits a theater near you, please seek immediate medical attention or the nearest clergyman for guidance. <br />
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<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118011639.html?categoryid=14&amp;cs=1">Screenwriter Peter Iliff</a> has developed a script for the project. The TV tough guys and gals will be turned into "superheroes" in the new movie. <br />
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That's it? Isn't that obvious? What the hell else were they going to be? <br />
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- A bunch of muscleheaded meatwads pretending to be British nannies in order to see their estranged children. <br />
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- Sinewy wimp-eaters who must constantly pull a bus with their teeth at a speed of at least 30 mph or it will explode. <br />
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Or perhaps the storyline could go something like this: A ruthless mob boss looking to bump off a key witness traveling overseas plants twelve Gladiators injected with anger inducing pheromones on his plane and unleashes them over the ocean.<br />
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Feel free to share your own ideas for this movie in the comments below.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/21/american-gladiators-movie-has-a-plot-and-no-were-not-kidding/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19248655/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/21/american-gladiators-movie-has-a-plot-and-no-were-not-kidding/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>american gladiator</category><category>American Gladiators</category><category>american gladiators movie</category><category>american gladiators on a plane</category><category>AmericanGladiator</category><category>AmericanGladiators</category><category>AmericanGladiatorsMovie</category><category>AmericanGladiatorsOnAPlane</category><category>mrs. american gladiator</category><category>Mrs.AmericanGladiator</category><dc:creator>Danny Gallagher</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:02:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Granderson has Stadium Secrets to share</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/sports/" rel="tag">Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/documentary/" rel="tag">Documentary</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="187" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/curtis-granderson.jpg" alt="curtis_granderson_detroit_tigers" />Lately, Detroit Tiger all-star outfielder Curtis Granderson has been in the news because he might be joining the New York Yankees. However, if <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/major+league+baseball/">Major League Baseball</a> free agency doesn't make him a household name, television might. Granderson has an idea for a reality series that's being shopped around now and it's not like anything else other athletes have pitched. <br />
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<a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/curtis-granderson-pitching-reality-show.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+live_feed+%28The+Hollywood+Reporter+-+The+Live+Feed%29">Granderson's series is called <em>Stadium Secrets</em></a> and it will be like History Channel's <em>Cities of the Underworld</em>. In fact, it might be suited to the History Channel. Granderson would host the show and lead viewers into the inner recesses and hidden passages of famous stadia around the world -- although it'll probably start with American locations.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Granderson has Stadium Secrets to share</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19248214/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/granderson-has-stadium-secrets-to-share/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>2010</category><category>Curtis Granderson</category><category>CurtisGranderson</category><category>Detroit Tigers</category><category>DetroitTigers</category><category>History Channel</category><category>HistoryChannel</category><category>Keyshawn Johnson</category><category>KeyshawnJohnson</category><category>major league baseball</category><category>MajorLeagueBaseball</category><category>reality show</category><category>RealityShow</category><category>Stadium Secrets</category><category>StadiumSecrets</category><category>Terrell Owens</category><category>TerrellOwens</category><dc:creator>Allison Waldman</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:04:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Discovery roars into December with Clash of the Dinosaurs</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/children/" rel="tag">Children</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/documentary/" rel="tag">Documentary</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="182" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/mail-attachment.jpg" alt="Discovery Channel will be throwing dinosaurs at each other for the holidays." />As December rolls around, your kids will want to watch the usual line-up of holiday specials. But, I'm guessing they wouldn't mind watching a T-Rex hunt down and tuck into a Triceratops, whatever the time of year.<br />
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Discovery Channel will put cutting-edge imaging technology to bring giant lizards to life inside and out with <em>Clash of the Dinosaurs</em>. Premiering December 6 at 8 p.m. (ET/PT), the four-part series looks inside the body of a dinosaur to with cinematic photo-real 3D graphics.<br />
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According to Discovery's announcement, consulting anatomy and paleontology experts help to peel back the skin, muscles and bones of the creatures to show how they thrived. So, on second thought, maybe the kids should stick with <em>A Year without a Santa Claus</em>.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Discovery roars into December with Clash of the Dinosaurs</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19247713/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/discovery-roars-into-december-with-clash-of-the-dinosaurs/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>Clash of the Dinosaurs</category><category>ClashOfTheDinosaurs</category><category>dinosaur</category><category>dinosaurs</category><category>discovery channel</category><category>discovery hd</category><category>DiscoveryChannel</category><category>discoveryhd</category><dc:creator>John Scott Lewinski</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:57:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Review: Project Runway - Finale Part 2 (Season Finale)</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/" rel="tag">Project Runway</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/standout-episodes/" rel="tag">Standout Episodes</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/episode-reviews/" rel="tag">Episode Reviews</a></p><img hspace="4" height="316" border="0" align="right" width="200" vspace="4" alt="Project Runway's final three (L to R): Carol Hannah, Irina, and Althea" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/project_runway_final_three.jpg" />(<span style="font-style: italic;">S06E14</span>) It's finally the end of <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Project Runway</span></a> season six, and Carol Hannah, Althea, and Irina get to show off their looks. The three were evenly matched with a solid concept, good models, and similar makeup consultations. I've been disappointed with the way this season turned out after its long hiatus, and I'm hoping that next season's return to New York will be better.<br />
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In the end, I got the reunion show I was wondering about, in the form of <span style="font-style: italic;">Models of the Runway</span>. It was the weirdest use of <span style="font-style: italic;">Project Runway's </span>footage because the models didn't have any involvement in many of the videos.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Review: Project Runway - Finale Part 2 (Season Finale)</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19247314/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/20/review-project-runway-finale-part-2-season-finale-recap/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>althea harper</category><category>AltheaHarper</category><category>carol hannah whitfield</category><category>CarolHannahWhitfield</category><category>heidi klum</category><category>HeidiKlum</category><category>irina shabayeva</category><category>IrinaShabayeva</category><category>models of the runway</category><category>ModelsOfTheRunway</category><category>project runway</category><category>ProjectRunway</category><category>suzy menkes</category><category>SuzyMenkes</category><category>tim gunn</category><category>TimGunn</category><dc:creator>Michael Pascua</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 04:42:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>NBC cooks up a new food reality show with a big prize</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/food-home-diy/" rel="tag">Food/Home/DIY</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/top-chef/" rel="tag">Top Chef</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="215" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/nbc-logo.jpg" alt="nbc_logo_color" />Okay, take the idea of <em>Shark Tank</em> (or <em>Dragon's Den</em> if you're a BBC America fan), mix it with the <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/10/29/top-chef-meat-natalie/"><em>Top Chef</em></a> folks, offer a great grand prize and hope for the best. That's the recipe behind <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/television/news/e3if90bc32271c417b82fb280ca23b77b2e">NBC's new food competition show, <em>United Plates of America</em></a>. The network is turning to the Magical Elves from <em>Top Chef</em> -- no, seriously, that's the production company's name -- to succeed in the food field where NBC has flopped in the past. Remember <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/03/27/no-surprise-nbc-axes-the-chopping-block/"><em>The Chopping Block</em></a>? Remember Rocco DiSpirito's <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/restaurant/"><em>The Restaurant</em></a>? NBC has more luck with the dieters on <em>The Biggest Loser</em>.<br />
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This go-round is not about a single restaurant. It's about a chain of restaurants. To me, that's a questionable goal. Most successful chains start off with one great restaurant and then take off. This concept is go big or go home. Maybe it's more complicated, but it doesn't sound that way.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>NBC cooks up a new food reality show with a big prize</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19246109/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/nbc-cooks-up-a-new-food-reality-show-with-a-big-prize/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>2010</category><category>chain</category><category>Jay Leno</category><category>JayLeno</category><category>Magical Elves</category><category>MagicalElves</category><category>NBC</category><category>reality</category><category>restaurants</category><category>Shark Tank</category><category>SharkTank</category><category>The Apprentice</category><category>The Olive Garden</category><category>TheApprentice</category><category>TheOliveGarden</category><category>Top Chef</category><category>TopChef</category><category>United Plates of America</category><category>UnitedPlatesOfAmerica</category><dc:creator>Allison Waldman</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Review: America's Next Top Model - America's Next Top Model Is... (Season Finale)</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/episode-reviews/" rel="tag">Episode Reviews</a></p><img hspace="4" height="283" border="0" align="top" width="425" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/antm_cover_girl.jpg" alt="Laura and Nicole's CoverGirl shot." /><br />
<em>(S13E11) </em>I love how Tyra Banks creates revisionist history on<em> <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/americas+next+top+model/">America's Next Top Model</a></em>. Not only does she denounce Adrianne Curry's name, she now is ignoring the fact that Eva, who was 5' 6.5" won Cycle Three against "normal" sized models. That's an accomplishment.<br />
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This cycle's finale episode was less hectic than previous cycles because there were only two contestants, so the commercial, photoshoots, and model walks felt better paced. I like the concept, we should have final twos for the remaining seasons.<br />
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For the first time in a long time, I didn't mind if either Nicole or Laura won. Both took stunning photos.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Review: America's Next Top Model - America's Next Top Model Is... (Season Finale)</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19245478/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/19/review-americas-next-top-model-americas-next-top-model-is-recap/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>americas next top model</category><category>AmericasNextTopModel</category><category>ann shoket</category><category>AnnShoket</category><category>antm</category><category>covergirl</category><category>gilles bensimon</category><category>GillesBensimon</category><category>nicole fox</category><category>NicoleFox</category><category>seventeen magazine</category><category>SeventeenMagazine</category><category>top model</category><category>TopModel</category><category>tyra banks</category><category>TyraBanks</category><dc:creator>Michael Pascua</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:30:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Is Sting right about The X Factor?</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/music-and-variety/" rel="tag">Music and Variety</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="202" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/simoncowellxfactor1.jpg" alt="Cowell" />So Simon Cowell and Sting are going at each other. <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20320169,00.html">Sting said some not-so-nice things about <em>The X Factor</em></a> , including "it's a preposterous show, and you have judges who have no recognizable talent apart from self-promotion...basically I was looking at televised karaoke." Cowell responded by saying: "Talking about these contestants being a bunch of karaoke no-hopers ... I thought it was pompous." Cowell invited Sting to come on the show.<br />
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So who's right? I assume Sting's comments would apply to <em>American Idol </em>too.<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/#poll37006">View Poll</a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19241540/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/is-sting-right-about-the-x-factor/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>american idol</category><category>britain</category><category>simon cowell</category><category>singers</category><category>sting</category><category>the x factor</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:35:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>TLC is really pushing the Hayes family as the anti-Jon and Kate</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a></p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="229" border="0" align="right" alt="The Hayes family from Table for 12" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/table_for_12_hayes250.jpg" />Right now, I'm watching the Hayes family of <a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/table-for-12/table-for-12.html">TLC's <em>Table for 12</em></a> chat with Regis and Kelly. It's not the first time we've seen them lately; since the second season of their show premiered, they've been all over the talk landscape.<br />
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We're definitely seeing them a lot more than when the show's first season debuted; in fact, TLC seemed to premiere the story of the Hayeses, who have two sets of twins and a set of sextuplets, on the QT last March. The relatively soft launch was a bit of a mystery to me, given the network's love of multiples. I mean, these guys had Jon and Kate beat by a mile, right?<br />
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But now that I look back at it, there were two things keeping TLC from really pushing the Hayes family back then: 1) Betty and Eric Hayes actually liked each other (read: they're boringly happy) and 2) Jon and Kate were still a couple. Now that J&amp;K have exploded into a <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/category/tags/jon-kate-plus-8">toxic tabloid mess</a>, TLC needed <em>someone</em> to promote, and the Hayes' relative happiness seemed to be the perfect antidote.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>TLC is really pushing the Hayes family as the anti-Jon and Kate</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19241064/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/16/tlc-is-really-pushing-the-hayes-family-as-the-anti-jon-and-kate/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>betty hayes</category><category>BettyHayes</category><category>eric hayes</category><category>EricHayes</category><category>jon and kate</category><category>jon and kate plus 8</category><category>jon gosselin</category><category>JonAndKate</category><category>JonAndKatePlus8</category><category>JonGosselin</category><category>kate gosselin</category><category>KateGosselin</category><category>table for 12</category><category>TableFor12</category><category>the hayes family</category><category>TheHayesFamily</category><category>TLC</category><dc:creator>Joel Keller</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:29:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Review: Project Runway - Finale, Part I</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/" rel="tag">Project Runway</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/episode-reviews/" rel="tag">Episode Reviews</a></p><img hspace="4" height="245" border="0" align="top" width="425" vspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/pr_althea_two.jpg" alt="Althea worries about her collection." /><br />
(<em>S06E13</em>) <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/project-runway/"><em>Project Runway's</em></a> part one of their finale episodes are always boring. This episode was no exception. We learn more about the hopefuls' backgrounds, peek at their final collection, Tim critiques them, they come to New York, and get some bombshell in one form or another. <br />
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This year's bomb is recycled from season two: a last minute thirteenth piece with the help of an eliminated contestant. This time, the muse model picks their final model.<br />
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The first half of the show was all about watching Tim in awkward situations: struggling to use a freight elevator, baking biscuits, and interacting with dogs.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Review: Project Runway - Finale, Part I</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19235722/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/13/review-project-runway-finale-part-i-recap/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>althea harper</category><category>AltheaHarper</category><category>carol hannah whitfield</category><category>CarolHannahWhitfield</category><category>fashion week</category><category>FashionWeek</category><category>heidi klum</category><category>HeidiKlum</category><category>irina shabayeva</category><category>IrinaShabayeva</category><category>michael kors</category><category>MichaelKors</category><category>project runway</category><category>ProjectRunway</category><category>tim gunn</category><category>TimGunn</category><dc:creator>Michael Pascua</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:05:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Review: America's Next Top Model - Hawaii Hip Hop</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/episode-reviews/" rel="tag">Episode Reviews</a></p><img hspace="4" height="320" border="0" align="top" width="425" vspace="4" alt="Jennifer An poses in front of the Hawaiian landscape" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/antm_jennifer.jpg" /><br />
(<span style="font-style: italic;">S13E10</span>) <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/americas+next+top+model/"><em>America's Next Top Model</em></a> continues to chug along with its petite models. At this point, the girls are pigeon holed into their story lines: Nicole - the awkward one, Laura - the southern belle, Erin - the prissy high schooler, and Jen - the sweet girl with an eye problem. They basically repeat something that fits their storyline.<br />
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Though I haven't mentioned this until now, what is up with Jen having these overly loud, sugary interviews? Screaming "Why Me?" followed by her squealing excitement for Laura picking her. It's almost as if she knows that she was stunt-cast and decided to have a fun time before she got eliminated.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Review: America's Next Top Model - Hawaii Hip Hop</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href=http://www.slashcontrol.com/free-tv-shows/top-model>Read</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19233968/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/12/review-americas-next-top-model-hawaii-hip-hop-recap/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>americas next top model</category><category>AmericasNextTopModel</category><category>Ann Shoket</category><category>Anna Rita Sloss</category><category>AnnaRitaSloss</category><category>AnnShoket</category><category>antm</category><category>double elimination</category><category>DoubleElimination</category><category>seventeen magazine</category><category>SeventeenMagazine</category><category>tyra banks</category><category>TyraBanks</category><dc:creator>Michael Pascua</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:48:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>MTV's Jersey Shore: yet another chance to laugh at the Garden State</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a></p>As much as <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/06/18/think-the-real-housewives-of-jersey-is-over-fuggedaboudit/">I loved <em>The Real Housewives of New Jersey</em></a>, I knew that I was loving it for all the wrong reasons. I'm New Jersey all the way: born here, went to college here, have lived here all my life. About ten percent of the people I've met fit the yelling, lunkheaded Jersey stereotypes we've seen on TV since <em>The Sopranos</em>; what I don't understand is where reality TV's recent fascination has been with the louder residents of the Garden State.<br />
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First it was <em>Housewives</em>. Then it was <em>Cake Boss,</em> where Buddy Valastro and his crew <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/05/26/cake-boss-needs-to-be-more-like-housewives-less-like-ace-of-cak/">scream and gesture so much</a> it's a wonder how their cakes don't collapse in the oven. Even TLC's relatively gentle <em>Masters of Reception</em> seemed to highlight the more "Jersey" aspects of my home state.<br />
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Now we have <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/2009/11/jersey-shore-thank-you.html"><em>Jersey Shore</em>, an MTV reality series premiering December 3</a>. It documents goings on last summer in a shore house with the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos," according to this particularly annoying promo:<br />
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<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QVWRXZWGzzI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QVWRXZWGzzI&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>MTV's Jersey Shore: yet another chance to laugh at the Garden State</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19233655/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/11/mtvs-jersey-shore-yet-another-chance-to-laugh-at-the-garden-st/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>cake boss</category><category>CakeBoss</category><category>december 3</category><category>December3</category><category>garden state</category><category>GardenState</category><category>guidos</category><category>jersey</category><category>jersey shore</category><category>JerseyShore</category><category>masters of reception</category><category>MastersOfReception</category><category>mtv</category><category>new jersey</category><category>NewJersey</category><category>real housewives of new jersey</category><category>RealHousewivesOfNewJersey</category><category>shore house</category><category>ShoreHouse</category><category>the real housewives of new jersey</category><category>TheRealHousewivesOfNewJersey</category><dc:creator>Joel Keller</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:06:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>All you guys who wanted to date Omarosa will finally get your chance</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/all-you-guys-who-wanted-to-date-omarosa-will-finally-get-your-ch/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/all-you-guys-who-wanted-to-date-omarosa-will-finally-get-your-ch/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/all-you-guys-who-wanted-to-date-omarosa-will-finally-get-your-ch/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="165" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2007/10/510_ld9e6305%282%29.jpg" alt="Omarosa" />I'm not sure what type of person would want to date Omarosa, one of the great <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2008/02/15/celebrity-apprentice-piers-vs-omarosa-videos/">villains in reality show history</a>, but we're about to find out.<br />
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Donald Trump and Omarosa are teaming up (with TV One) for <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118011075.html?categoryid=14&amp;cs=1&amp;nid=2565"><em>Omarosa's Ultimate Merger</em></a>, which will have 12 guys competing in various challenges to see who wins her heart. Her cold, cold heart.<br />
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Trump will appear on the show too (of course) and it will be filmed at the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Las Vegas. Not sure I like the name though. It would be better if it was titled <em>So You Want To Try To Date Omarosa </em>or <em>Who Wants To Date An Omarosa</em> or <em>Are You Smart Enough Not To Date Omarosa</em>?<br />
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Actually, the best title for the show is unfortunately already taken: <em>Shark Tank</em>.<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/all-you-guys-who-wanted-to-date-omarosa-will-finally-get-your-ch/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19231016/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/all-you-guys-who-wanted-to-date-omarosa-will-finally-get-your-ch/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bachelors</category><category>donald trump</category><category>las vegas</category><category>omarosa</category><category>omarosas ultimate merger</category><category>the apprentice</category><category>tv one</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:39:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>If you're a bad cook then you'll love Food Network's new show</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/food-home-diy/" rel="tag">Food/Home/DIY</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="212" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/08/food-network-1.jpg" alt="Food Network logo" />It was just a matter of time before Food Network showcased people who actually can't cook. On January 3, the new food competition show <a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/prnewswire/200911101000PR_NEWS_USPR_____LA08261.htm"><em>Worst Cooks in America</em></a> will debut. The winner gets $25,000!<br />
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Just so we're clear, the winner doesn't get $25,000 for making worse food than their competitors. No, the show will put the contestants through a boot camp where they will learn to take their skills (which probably consist of boiling water for pasta and microwaving Boston Market frozen dinners) and actually become better cooks. The food will be judged by a panel of food experts (of course) and whoever is the most improved wins. The two chefs leading the teams will be Anne Burrell and Beau MacMillan.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>If you're a bad cook then you'll love Food Network's new show</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19230751/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/if-youre-a-bad-cook-then-youll-love-food-networks-new-show/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>anne burrell</category><category>beau macmillan</category><category>boot camp</category><category>chefs</category><category>cooking</category><category>food network</category><category>worst cooks in america</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Discovery serves up storms, ghosts, crabs for Thanksgiving</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/discovery-serves-up-storms-ghosts-crabs-for-thanksgiving/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/discovery-serves-up-storms-ghosts-crabs-for-thanksgiving/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/discovery-serves-up-storms-ghosts-crabs-for-thanksgiving/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/programming/" rel="tag">Programming</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="215" border="0" align="right" alt="Discovery will serve reality show marathons this Thanksgiving." src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/discovery-channel-deadliest-1257847723.jpg" />Nothing says "holiday season" like tornadoes, ghosts and animal dung. So, Discovery Channel is running marathons of their reality shows to make the yuletide season gay.<br />
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The network's scheduling release states that <em>Mythbusters</em>,<em> Deadliest Catch,</em> <em>Dirty Jobs</em>, <em>Storm Chasers</em> and <em>Ghost Lab</em> will each get a turn offering guys something to watch while they undo their belts after the big meal (and while the ladies do the dishes).<br />
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Here's the programming slate for when you're not watching football or <em>A Year without a Santa Claus</em>:<br />
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Nov. 26: Thanksgiving Day: <em>Mythbusters</em> - 9 a.m. ET/PT - 3AM ET/PT <br />
Nov. 27: Day after Thanksgiving: <em>Deadliest Catch</em> - 9 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
Nov. 28: <em>Dirty Jobs</em> - 10 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
Nov. 29: <em>Storm Chasers</em> - 1 p.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
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Dec. 24: Christmas Eve: <em>Dirty Jobs</em> - 9 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
Dec. 25: Christmas Day: <em>Mythbusters</em> - 9 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
Dec. 26: <em>Deadliest Catch</em> - 9 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
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Dec. 31: New Year's Eve: <em>Ghost Lab</em> - 10 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br />
Jan. 1, 2010/New Year's Day: <em>Mythbusters</em> - 9 a.m. - 3 a.m.<br /><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/discovery-serves-up-storms-ghosts-crabs-for-thanksgiving/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19230196/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/10/discovery-serves-up-storms-ghosts-crabs-for-thanksgiving/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>deadliest</category><category>deadliest catch</category><category>deadliest-catch</category><category>deadliest-catch-alaskan-storm</category><category>DeadliestCatch</category><category>dirty jobs</category><category>DirtyJobs</category><category>discovery</category><category>discovery channel</category><category>Discovery HD</category><category>DiscoveryChannel</category><category>DiscoveryHd</category><category>ghost lab</category><category>GhostLab</category><category>mythbusters</category><category>mythbusters discovery channel</category><category>MythbustersDiscoveryChannel</category><category>storm chasers</category><category>StormChasers</category><dc:creator>John Scott Lewinski</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The voice of Oprah rules over all 'Life' on Earth</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/british-tv/" rel="tag">British TV</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="154" border="0" align="right" alt="Oprah Winfrey (not the lizard) is narrating BBC's Life." src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/screen-capture.jpg" />Oprah Winfrey is all over the news these days as she fires up her new network and considers moving her talk show from Chicago to Los Angeles.<br />
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Now, we get to listen to her narrate the epic BBC nature series, <em>Life</em>. Subtitled by the BBC with, "<a href="http://richarddawkins.net/article,4419,LIFE-ndash-New-BBC-One-series-narrated-by-Sir-David-Attenborough,OneNationMagazinecom">The Definitive Exploration of the Adaptability and Diversity of Life on Earth</a>," the eleven-part series examines evolution and the behaviors that animals devised to live, thrive and survive. Discovery Channel is bringing it your way in March after Oprah vocalizes a bit.<br />
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I know the BBC has done this sort of thing before. In fact, no one does it better. But this time around, they're using state-of-the-art high-definition filming techniques.<br />
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But why is Oprah necessary? I have nothing particularly against the woman. Despite her massive media pull, I manage to more or less steer clear of her estrogen fest. But, the BBC production comes pre-narrated with world-famous naturalist, Sir David Attenborough. Is over-dubbing necessary?<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>The voice of Oprah rules over all 'Life' on Earth</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19228462/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-voice-of-oprah-rules-over-all-life-on-earth/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>bbc</category><category>life</category><category>nature</category><category>oprah</category><category>oprah winfrey</category><category>Oprah Winfrey Network</category><category>Oprah Winfrey Show</category><category>OprahWinfrey</category><category>OprahWinfreyNetwork</category><category>OprahWinfreyShow</category><category>Sir David Attenborough</category><category>SirDavidAttenborough</category><dc:creator>John Scott Lewinski</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Next Iron Chef: Umami (Deliciousness) - open thread</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-umami-deliciousness-open-thread/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-umami-deliciousness-open-thread/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-umami-deliciousness-open-thread/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/food-home-diy/" rel="tag">Food/Home/DIY</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/vs/" rel="tag">Vs.</a></p><img width="250" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="193" border="0" align="right" alt="The Next Iron Chef" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/nextironcheflogo1.jpg" />The only things I know about umami comes from those Kikkoman commecials, the ones that talk about umami being the fifth taste (after sweet, salty, sour, and bitter). Last night's <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/video/player/0,1000011,FOOD_32079_5962_29182-45503,00.html"><em>Next Iron Chef</em></a> was all about that, and they even had Iron Chef Morimoto as a judge. <br />
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What did you think? The show is down to its final three contestants. Can you picture one of them standing next to other Iron Chefs like Morimoto, Flay, Cora, Batali, and Symon in Kitchen Stadium?<p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-umami-deliciousness-open-thread/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19229043/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/09/the-next-iron-chef-umami-deliciousness-open-thread/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>alton brown</category><category>chefs</category><category>cooking</category><category>deliciousness</category><category>food network</category><category>morimoto</category><category>next food network star</category><category>open thread</category><category>recipes</category><category>umami</category><dc:creator>Bob Sassone</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:35:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Susan Boyle is going to Dancing with the Stars</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/oped/" rel="tag">OpEd</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/music-and-variety/" rel="tag">Music and Variety</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/dancing-with-the-stars/" rel="tag">Dancing With The Stars</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="174" border="0" align="right" alt="susan_boyle_singing" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/susan-boyle-singing-in-britains-got-talent-final-2.jpg" />Everybody's favorite singing newcomer, England's <a href="http://www.tvguide.com/News/Susan-Boyle-Appear-1011743.aspx">Susan Boyle, is going to appear on <em>Dancing With the Stars</em></a> this week. She will not be doing the samba or the quick step. Susan will be singing, promoting her upcoming CD,<em> I Dreamed A Dream</em>, in stores on November 24. <br />
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Luckily for Susan, Sharon Osbourne will not be on the show. Or maybe it's lucky for Sharon because after the horrible things she said about SB, Susan would probably deck her if she had the chance. Last week, while on Sirius radio, Sharon was compelled to share her opinion of Susan's sudden success.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Susan Boyle is going to Dancing with the Stars</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19227914/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/08/susan-boyle-is-going-to-dancing-with-the-stars/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>beauty</category><category>Britains Got Talent</category><category>BritainsGotTalent</category><category>CD</category><category>Dancing with the Stars</category><category>DancingWithTheStars</category><category>looks</category><category>music</category><category>Sharon Osbourne</category><category>SharonOsbourne</category><category>singing</category><category>Susan Boyle</category><category>SusanBoyle</category><dc:creator>Allison Waldman</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>Syfy's Ghost Hunters Academy busts spirits with rookies</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/science-fiction/" rel="tag">Other Sci-Fi/Supernatural Shows</a></p><img width="200" vspace="4" hspace="4" height="148" border="0" align="right" ghosts.="" after="" in="" rookies="" send="" professors="" alt="Ghost Hunters Academy " src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2009/11/ghost-hunters-steve-gonsalv-1257595451.jpg" />The <em>Ghost Hunters </em>name is starting to rival <em>CSI</em> and <em>Law &amp; Order</em> in the spinoff department. What else do all three of these franchises share? There's just as much hard paranormal evidence in the last two as appears in the first.<br />
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Please don't misunderstand me -- since I've gone off on this topic before. I'm not saying ghosts don't exist. I'm not saying there's no afterlife. I don't begrudge any scientific investigation into parapsychology or realms described as paranormal. I'd just like any of the endless march of "ghost-based" shows to dig up one scintilla of proof that they found something and, therefore, deserve to be on TV every week.<br />
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The latest entry is Syfy's <a href="http://www.syfy.com/gha/"><em>Ghost Hunter's Academy</em></a> -- sort of <em>Most Haunted</em> meets <em>The Rookies</em> from the 70s. Each week, ghost hunting "professors" (the show's conceit, not mine) Steve Gonsalves and Dave Tango welcome first-time paranormal investigators onto <a href="http://www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com/">The Atlantic Paranormal Society (TAPS)</a> team.<br /><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Syfy's Ghost Hunters Academy busts spirits with rookies</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19227496/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/07/syfys-ghost-hunters-academy-busts-spirits-with-rookies/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>ghost</category><category>ghost hunters</category><category>ghost hunters academy</category><category>ghost hunters halloween live special</category><category>ghost hunters international</category><category>Ghost Hunters Live</category><category>GhostHunters</category><category>GhostHuntersAcademy</category><category>GhostHuntersHalloweenLiveSpecial</category><category>GhostHuntersInternational</category><category>GhostHuntersLive</category><category>ghosts</category><category>syfy</category><dc:creator>John Scott Lewinski</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:01:00 EST</pubDate></item><item><title>The best thing you'll see all day: Real Housewife Kim Zolciak performing Tardy for the Party</title><link>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/the-best-thing-youll-see-all-day-real-housewife-kim-zolciak-pe/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/the-best-thing-youll-see-all-day-real-housewife-kim-zolciak-pe/</guid><comments>http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/the-best-thing-youll-see-all-day-real-housewife-kim-zolciak-pe/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/reality/" rel="tag">Other Reality Shows</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/video/" rel="tag">Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/watercooler-talk/" rel="tag">Watercooler Talk</a>, <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/category/celebrities/" rel="tag">Celebrities</a></p>I don't actually watch <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/TheRealHousewivesofAtlanta/"><em>The Real Housewives of Atlanta</em></a>, but as I have a pulse and an internet connection, I am all to aware of housewife <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/KimZolciak/">Kim Zolciak</a> and her uh, club jam, "Tardy for the Party." For those of you who may not be totally up on the whole Atlanta saga, Kim is the one who's dating a married man named Big Papa and wears a wig, which she said was due to a battle with cancer-- until she admitted that she had never actually had cancer; she just thought she might one time until she actually went to the doctor.<br />
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So anyway, <em>The Real Housewives of Atlanta</em> reunion, hosted by Bravo exec <a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/tag/AndyCohen/">Andy Cohen</a>, is airing on Thursday, and part of the festivities involve Kim singing her "hit." You guys, there are two important items to note about this performance: 1) she has dancers and 2) she is <em>not</em> lip-synching. <br />
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Have you ever had a drunken friend or relative get up and sing a really inappropriate karaoke song, and you just smiled uncomfortably and prayed for it to be over quickly? This is like that-- except it is most definitely not over quickly.<br />
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This week's challenges were basically recycled from previous seasons. A falling challenge (similar to Season Six's Falling Fairytale photoshoot) and an underwater challenge (which was done in a pool in Season Two for Quench Water). Both proved to be more interesting because of the beautiful location.<p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/review-americas-next-top-model-dive-deeper/" rel="bookmark">Continue reading <em>Review: America's Next Top Model - Dive Deeper</em></a></p><p style="clear: both; padding: 8px 0 0 0; height: 2px; font-size: 1px; border: 0; margin: 0; padding: 0;">&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/review-americas-next-top-model-dive-deeper/" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to this entry">Permalink</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/forward/19223889/" title="Send this entry to a friend via email">Email this</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://www.tvsquad.com/2009/11/05/review-americas-next-top-model-dive-deeper/#comments" title="View reader comments on this entry">Comments</a></p>]]></description><category>americas next top model</category><category>AmericasNextTopModel</category><category>antm</category><category>tyra banks</category><category>TyraBanks</category><dc:creator>Michael Pascua</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:36:00 EST</pubDate></item></channel></rss>