• Bob Sassone and Tex Avery show us what the future of TV will look like.
• It turns out that Hepatitis A feels the same way about Ashton Kutcher as the rest of us do.
• Allison Waldman and CBS give Trekkers something to go nerd-crazy about.
• Apparently, Maya Rudolph has one fan.
• Jay Black pimps for Jay Black (and also speaks about Jay Black in the third person)

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• Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel will guest on each other's shows this week, and the WGA is threatening disciplinary action against Leno for writing his own jokes and performing a monologue.
  
• Dr. Phil isn't helping anything. (Update: later in the day today, Dr. Phil canceled the Britney Spears episode of his show for tomorrow...)
  
• It's looking more and more like you won't be seeing the the Golden Globes on TV this year.
  

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• You can buy private (kind of) dancing lessons from Cameron Mathison!
• Can't afford Cameron? Maybe you can buy a different celebrity with your hotel points.
• Photos with news stories: a sneaky way to be subjective.
  

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• I don't care what the others say: I like the late night strike beards!
  
• Grr: I just don't understand the Omarosa thing.
  

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• Late night talk shows return tonight, some with writers, some without. (Personally, I think Conan has the best shot at being funny writer-less.)
  
• Rosie O'Donnell is apparently going for a "Most Annoying Celebrity of the Year" repeat in 2008.
  

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• Remember Tom Green? He's getting his own late night talk show.
  
• American Gladiators premieres in January, too.

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• Heidi Klum is in a legal fight over clovers.
• Unbelievable news about Jessica Simpson and Lane Garrison!
• Next week, late night talk shows will return, despite the strike.

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• Paris Hilton unintentionally brought clean water to thousands of people in need, and will help educate hundreds of blind children. It's the best outcome of a DUI and sex tape ever!!!
  
• Interesting: no one's using the news to fill gaps left by the strike.
  
• An answer to a viewer question about how the strike affects ad-libbed shows like Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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• On her Christmas episode, Martha Stewart shared some lovely holiday crafts that she made in prison.
  
• Christina Aguilera bought the Osbournes' house after falling in love with its kitchen on the reality show.
  
• MTV just announced their "Street Team '08."
  

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• Colbert and Stewart are both returning after New Year's, without writers.
  
• Rainn Wilson will host this year's Spirit Awards (and be allowed to write for it).
  
• Nick Lachey's choir was chosen as winner of Clash of the Choirs.
  

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• The People's Choice Awards will take on a new format this year.
  
• Jenna Fischer says she was snubbed by Dancing with the Stars.
  
• Was Miss Puerto Rico pepper sprayed or not? They keep changing the story.
• Heidi and Spencer from The Hills are still together. And real. And really together. They swear.
  

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• I guess you'll have to wait longer to find out what not to do: Lynn Spears' parenting book is on hold indefinitely after Jamie Lynn's pregnancy announcement.
  
• Denise, the Survivor lunch lady, will give her $50,000 from Mark Burnett to charity.
  

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• It's been so long, I almost forgot about my obsession with Lost. It's coming back in January on Thursdays.
  
• Oprah's reality show also kicks off next month.
• Oh, goody. Looks like Donnie and Marie Osmond could be coming back to primetime.
  

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• Some late night talk shows are coming back after the new year, strike or not.
  
• Duane "Dog" Chapman is working on his image, thanks to the holiday season.
  
• Did The Price is Right give away a previously wrecked car as brand-new?
  

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• Marie Osmond is getting her own talk show.
  
• Eric Estrada thinks of himself as a cop first, actor second.
  
• We finally get to see what the new Knight Rider KITT looks like.
  

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• Oops! Rumor is, Larry Birkhead got all excited to be named one of the year's most fascinating people.
  
• Gary Coleman couldn't even sell his car on Ebay.
  
• Someone calling Tyra Banks fat? Didn't we just go through this? Ugh.
  

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• Paris Hilton helped out an Oompa Loompa.
  
• George Hamilton will get paid to try to get free stuff.
  
• I became a happy Terminator.

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• Seth Myers says picketing is hard work.
  
• Terri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss.
  
• Barbara Walters is soo tired of celebrities like Paris and Britney.
  

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