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You may not have gotten the day off for this momentous day in American history (damn you, socialist government!), but today marks a very special anniversary: the first ever episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The show officially hit the airwaves on a local Minneapolis station, KTMA, on Thanksgiving Day in 1988 by a young, fresh-faced Joel Hodgson. The rest, as people who rely on cheap cliches to heighten the dramatic effect with their weak words, is history. You can read the rest at the Satellite News site, the most exhaustive and interesting MST3K site on the Internet.

Every fan of the show and even occasional glancers remembers where they were when they first discovered this kind of cult comedy classics. For me, I discovered it with my old man who hates it when I call him my old man during the hilarious Pod People episode, arguably the funniest episode for the show and the worst movie the show has ever skewered.

It took awhile to understand just what was going on here, but when "Trumpy" starting eating peanuts through his nose and Joel joked "Oh wait, let me get the attachments and you can do the couch," my Dad let out a large, high-pitched, girly laugh that only Mom could replicate (and I'd rather not know why for obvious reasons, sickos).

The only downside is that I, like so many others afflicted by the disease this great show spawned, haven't been able to shake the habit of cracking smart-ass jokes at TV screens and talking during bad movies ever since. The CDC should declare honor/blame MST3K by naming a special form of Tourettes' Syndrome after it.

So to recreate that wonderful night, here's a Cliff Notes version of their Pod People episode. It surely does not stink.