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2012: Startling New Secrets sells a preview of Armageddon

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The new movie 2012 tells the story of a disaster picture gone horribly wrong.The new Columbia Pictures disaster epic, 2012, proposes what many New Age folk believe is inevitable. The Roland Emmerich movie looks ahead to December 21, 2012 as the end of the world because the Mayan Calendar cycle ends on that day.

So, the cinematic seas rise, and the ground shakes -- sending scores of mid-range stars scrambling for their lives. Syfy previews both the movie and its long-held cataclysm theory on a new special, 2012: Startling New Secrets. Premiering Sunday, November 8 at 9 p.m., the two-hour show "delves into the Mayan Mystery surrounding 2012."

I'm going out on a limb here and predicting the show will fail to ask the obvious question: If the Mayans were so adept at looking centuries into the future to predict the end of the world, why weren't they clairvoyant enough to foresee the end of their long-extinct civilization and prevent its collapse?

No doubt Syfy assembled 2012 experts (including the conspiracy-crazed, former scientist Richard Hoagland) will divulge some prized information on why human beings seem to need a little gloom and doom in their lives to make daily existence interesting.

Remember how all civilization would collapse because of 2000 Millennium Bug? We're all going to die of Swine Flu -- which is sad because we were tough enough to make it through Bird Flu and SARS. We'll toss 2012 on the pile in a couple years.

For now, we'll wait and see if this new movie is better than Emmerich's last preachy train wreck, The Day After Tomorrow. Perhaps the Mayans also looked ahead to an age when massive, loud CGI blockbusters would lose all sense of proportion and narrative effectiveness. Now, that would be impressive prophecy.

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