I'm not sure how this is going to change the show (though a show with freaky sponge/squirrel mutant children might be interesting), but SpongeBob SquarePants is getting married! Yes, the yellow square will finally tie the knot with the lady squirrel in the bowl, Sandy.Entertainment Weekly has an exclusive sneak peek of the SpongeBob wedding. Guests will include Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais, LeBron James, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Will Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, and Rosario Dawson!
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10-13-2009 @ 5:24PM
Kristen said...
Oh no! How will Patrick react? ;)
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10-14-2009 @ 7:42AM
Matt said...
Probably suicide
10-14-2009 @ 10:59AM
Mike said...
...I thought Spongebob liked Squidward?
10-14-2009 @ 11:20AM
Maximum Joe said...
I have a spongebob tatoo on my forearm. My son picked it out for me years ago, and now he wants me to cover it up... I won't though.
10-14-2009 @ 7:39AM
victoria said...
I am glad he is not marrying Patrick!
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10-14-2009 @ 3:28PM
Xena said...
Me too!
10-14-2009 @ 7:44AM
Frank Calcara said...
I am glad SB is taking the plunge into marriage. This is a great marketing move for the show to take away all the resentment against him as a queer. Cartoons really are our only avenue to the children's mind to instill good and bad values. SB has always been a good but simple minded cartoon that tries to always do the right things but his retarded ways normally caused him to stumble. I also know the SB movie was a flop...maybe the marriage will shed new light on the sponge ass dweeb. I guess he can always serve as a contraceptive if all else fails!
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10-14-2009 @ 8:05AM
Teresa said...
Cartoons are our only avenue to instill good or bad values? What planet are you from?
10-14-2009 @ 9:03AM
Lynn said...
Cartoons really are our only avenue to the children's mind to instill good and bad values? Thank you for that Frank. Here I was, believing that if I was a good parent who instilled good values in my children, was a positive role model for them and taught them right from wrong then I was on the right track. Now I know I should completely remove myself from the equation and turn on cartoons. Hear that people. I no longer want to hear about how single parenthood is a detriment to our children. According to Frank, if these kids have access to the right cartoons they’ll be just fine.
10-14-2009 @ 10:07AM
Ian Ballou said...
the movie was a flop??? the movie did great! and it was a great movie! and tv is the only way to teach children values? i really hope you're not a parent. your poor children will suffer with such a terrible and clueless dad...
10-14-2009 @ 10:55AM
Brownie said...
Beacuse we all know being gay is wrong.
10-14-2009 @ 1:49PM
DingDong said...
Um, Frank, your use of the word "queer" is very offensive and politically incorrect. It's 2009, just so you know.
10-14-2009 @ 2:31PM
Mandi said...
Oh...why does every show, cartoon or not, have a jump the shark moment? This cartoon sponge does not need to get married. It's a cartoon. Spongebob is fine living in the sea with his friends and his occasional visits from the squirel who needs oxygen is fine too. They recently changed Dora, now this. I remember when cartoons was just cartoons - fun, silly, enjoyable. Let kids be kids, folks.
10-14-2009 @ 8:42AM
Me said...
Hope he gets a prenup. Someone stole half of my pineapple once and it wasnt a good feeling.
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10-14-2009 @ 10:51AM
Melissa said...
That is absolutely hilarious! Thank you for a fantastic laugh this morning!
10-14-2009 @ 9:08AM
mslady56 said...
Wow!..so two male pals can't be close unless they are gay?....have we really become that homophobic?
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10-14-2009 @ 9:32AM
NIKOLE said...
people are dumb! thought never even crossed my mind that he might be gay. him n patrick are best buddies. plus that squirel has always been around as his "love interest"! plus...who ever said kids learn good morals from cartoons? what frikkin planet are you from and what cartoons are you watching? cuz atleast half of the crap out there for kids is teaching violence and saying mean things...
10-18-2009 @ 10:34AM
Jae said...
OMG...poor Patrick is going to plotz! He'll probably get drunk on Goofy Goober ice cream sundays and Krabby Patties!
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10-14-2009 @ 9:56AM
Idomybest said...
I find this to be so funny and cute. First of all, Patrick and Spongebob are not gay. So people please stop trying to label them. The creator of Spongebob has always said he was asexual. If you watched the movie (as some of you might have with your kids) Patrick fell in love with the Princess Mindy. Clearly showing that Patrick is not gay. Has anyone heard of bromance? I love this cartoon and I watch all the new episodes with my daugther who loves this too. When she saw previews for Sponge and Sandy (the squirrel) she was excited. Why do adults always have to ruin kids fun? Seriously, why?
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10-14-2009 @ 12:40PM
me said...
I have 3 kids, so our TV is on Nick 24/7, and I always thought SB had a crush on Sandy. Look at all he's done to impress her (tried to breathe air in the Tree Dome, ripped his pants repeatedly, and tried everything to keep up with her pre-hibernation week). That being said, I don't think the wedding will happen. Maybe it will be a dream sequence or something.