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Loyal TV Squad readers will recall that Bob wrote a post yesterday that criticized the ever-annoying Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford for the lame "dirty secrets" they gave during the lighter-than-air fourth hour of Today that morning (they originally talked about "bad habits," which turned into a talk about "dirty secrets"). For those who care: Hoda doesn't wash her hair that often and Kathie Lee doesn't floss as much as she should. I know: scandalous, right?

Anyway, at the beginning of their first segment this morning, the hosts called Bob and TV Squad out on his post -- initially they said he "wrote in," as if Bob's sitting at his computer writing angry e-mails to the Today show staff -- and invited him to e-mail them his dirty secret:

Bob already took care of that, didn't he? He said his dirty secret was that he watched the fourth hour of Today. That seemed like an awfully big thing for him to admit, don't you think?

But I guess Hoda and Kathie Lee are more demanding that. So the gauntlet has been thrown down: help Bob craft an e-mail to the ladies that will really make their toes curl. Should he say that he keeps his ear wax in a big pile in his bathroom closet? That he likes to watch reruns of American Idol while eating raw cookie dough? Get creative, folks, and leave suggestions in the comments.

Oh, here's one last thought: Perhaps he can tell them that he secretly has a crush on Kelly Ripa. It wouldn't be shameful -- I mean, Kelly's so damn adorable -- but it would be highly annoying to Kathie Lee.