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Never have a personality and an organization entered into a more appropriate marriage than Donald Trump and World Wrestling Entertainment. Pro wrestling has always been full of over-the-top, testosterone filled rants, colorful costumes, and over-sized props. And Trump, well, is famous for about the same sort of thing. Plus, we know pro wrestling is fake, and we're pretty sure about Trump's hair.

All weekend long, USA promoted tonight's WWE Monday Night Raw event, on which Trump will appear. The "ruse" is that Trump bought the WWE, something John Scott Lewinski reported last week didn't sit well with the company's stockholders. On tonight's show, Randy Orton defends his title against Triple H, as "decreed" by Trump. And he gave a press conference today with the WWE Divas. What could be more fitting?

Really, who wouldn't want to see that go awry, to see Trump take a folding chair to the head, with no old school Junkyard Dog to run from the dressing room and save him (did Dog ever have his own matches, or did he just hang around on the concourse hoping to save the good guy in trouble)? Trump is already a wrestling villain, I'm surprised it took him this long to actually get involved. This is his true calling. No if we can only get him to devote more time to wrestling, to the exclusion of The Apprentice or all of those books with his face on them, we'll all be better off.