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Survivor: They Both Went Bananas

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The tribal council snake on Survivor

(S18E11) Yes, it's the Tribal Council snake from Survivor. You see, Sue Hawk (season one) called it. Remember her epic speech to Richard Hatch and Kelly Wiglesworth? "There are two things on this island, snakes and rats." I'm looking at the group we have left this season. I'm thinking there are more fuzzy mice than snakes and rats. I think there's a vulture or two in there, too. But this is one season I'm not rooting for the snake to eat the rat.

The snake
This season's snake is Coach. However, he's not the king snake he thinks he is. If there's such a thing as a buffoon snake, that's him. With his delusions of grandeur, his silly hair and outfits, and his constant extolling his own virtues ... he's just not a good snake at all. The only reason he's a snake is because these fools on the show, with the exception of the Tyson blindside last week, seem to do his bidding. They mock him, yet they tend to do what he wants them to do. What's up with that?

Fuzzy mice
Stephen is definitely a fuzzy mouse. You can almost see his whiskers twitching when he feels fear. Sure, he has some good ideas. But he'll never make it to either rat or snake level unless he steps up to the plate very soon. He's scared of everything alliance-wise and he makes bad choices (following the snake's lead).

JT is a fuzzy mouse, too. He's physically strong and definitely can handle himself in the elements. But he can't seem to make up his mind without Stephen, Taj or (gasp) Coach leading the way. If he keeps riding that snake, the snake is going to turn around and bite him back.

Vultures
In nature, vultures gather together and fight over dead carcasses. While the vultures this season aren't really after dead prey, they're following the wind and perhaps catching the waft of the weak. Debbie, Erinn, and Taj are all vultures. Each one is playing a sneaky game, but not sneaky enough to be called a snake. They all tend to put things in motion and sit back to let others take both the blame and the glory.

The bait
That's what Sierra has been all season. In the beginning, they wanted to vote her out. I'm getting that everyone gets annoyed by her. But they're playing a game for a million dollars. If I were there, I'd vote out sneaky people before some lost soul no one likes who isn't all that good in challenges.

Tonight's mistakes
I'm sure Erinn voted for Stephen because she had a horrible time on Exile Island. She had to think of it as a throwaway vote or perhaps thought it might cause a tie between Sierra and Debbie. Stephen brought that upon himself. It could cause problems down the road.

The Taj, JT, and Stephen vote was split up. They know they want Coach and Debbie out of the game eventually. Taj went with the original plan to vote off Debbie while the guys switched to vote off Sierra. Taj, JT, and Stephen certainly have a stronger alliance than they do with Coach and Debbie. They could have made the Dragon Slayer in the Lone Wolf tonight and they didn't.

I'd like to call Coach's winning Immunity a mistake. He hasn't won anything yet this season and would have probably been voted out had he not won. So, it wasn't a mistake on his part; it was the mistake of everyone else for losing.

Sweet moments
Although she ended up being voted out, Sierra called Coach out on the lies he told about her wanting to get the Timbira alliance back in action. So, at least they all know Coach is indeed a liar despite his ongoing assessment of himself as such a fine specimen of integrity (and blah-blah-blah). The other sweet moment for me came during Tribal Council when Brendan couldn't contain his laughter as Coach strutted on by.

I've instituted my own new vision of the winner this season. I call it my ABC Aim -- Anybody But Coach.

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