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I must be way behind on all the Monty Python hot gossip because, well, I didn't know there was gong to be any more hot gossip. Surely I am not the only one that completely missed this whole story about Terry Jones leaving his wife of thirty-some years for a much younger model, forty years his junior.

Now, as if that wasn't enough to boggle my mind for a good day or so, here comes to news that 67 year-old Jones is about to become a father again. Regardless of how you feel about this situation ethically, you've got to admit, that's ... pretty wild.

I should note that I briefly considered being mean and using this photo for the post, but I decided I liked young, Flying Circus Jones better. I was also entertaining the possibility of an "Every Sperm is Sacred" joke, but every news outlet is already pulling those out. I can't think of another reference off the top of my head, so ... Lemon curry.

And now for something completely different. God bless you, weird people of YouTube: