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Jack Bauer, played by Kiefer Sutherland, on Fox's 24Fox's charge to make 24 a completely green show is admirable.

It's not only expensive and harder to do than one might think, but it also flies in the face of 24's core audience. Of course, that's not its boldest effect. These days, pissing off the right wing is more "in" than Twittering about your Snuggie.

The boldest move is the effect these new measures could have on the body of the show in ways you may not expect. You might even see Jack Bauer tie a guy to a chair and hook up his nipples to a car battery to get him to admit he doesn't put his plastics and newspapers in separate recycling bins.

The New York Times recently delved a little deeper into this bright green move. Apparently, it all started when News Corp. chairman Rupert Murdoch vowed to make his network greener after hearing a presentation from former Vice President Al Gore. It's true, the guy who created Fox News and the New York Post listened to Al Gore's global warming speech for more than five minutes without vomiting blood or calling for his firing squad. Trust me, he's Rupert Murdoch. He has a death squad on his payroll. How do I know that? Because if I were as rich as him, I would have one, too. Think of the stories I could have at parties.

Environmental consultants on the show have made a lot of behind the scenes changes to cut down on wasteful energy usage such as installing motion sensors in the bathrooms that turn off lights when no one is in them, using biodiesel on the crew's vehicles, and investing in more wind and solar power. It's too bad the show can't turn Sutherland's angry acting spittle into some form of renewable energy. California's energy crisis could be solved overnight!

Some aspects of these changes may affect future episodes of the series. The show won't force the idea on their viewers. You won't see Bauer forcing someone to carpool at gunpoint. Still, a man can always dream.

It will probably be much more subtle. Take car chases, for instance. Since the show is using nothing but hybrids, car chases are nearly impossible to do in one of those things and crashing them is a big no-no since they would emit carbon dioxide like any normal car would when they explode. Plus they move slower than Terrell Owens in the middle of contract negotiations. The only way we'll see Bauer commandeer a Toyota Prius is if the terrorist he is chasing has one leg and is trying to get away on a pogo stick.

So here's the question that if you don't give me a straight answer to, I will no longer be responsible for what happens in this room...

Will these new green measures affect the quality of the show?

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