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South Park hasn't been too kind to musicians over their twelve seasons on Comedy Central. You may remember the origins of Bono were less than flattering (seem the U2 singer and Mr. Hanky have something in common). Last season, Britney Spears wound up horribly disfigured. And Richard Stamos (brother of John) never hit that high "F."

When the thirteenth season kicks off Wednesday (March 11, 10 PM), musicians will apparently have their revenge. Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert in an effort to get lucky, but has his plans foiled when the band gives them "purity" rings. Can't wait to see what Matt and Trey have in store for the ubiquitous heart pre-teen heart throbs - I'm hoping it will warm the hearts of any parent you had to take their kids to that 3-D movie.

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Meanwhile, Season Twelve of South Park is out on DVD and Blu-ray Tuesday, and there are some great episodes, including a great skewering of the High School Musical craze, which helped pave the way for the Satan Bro-I mean Jonas Brothers. "Elementary School Musical" sweeps South Park Elementary, leaving Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as the school's last best hope for sanity. The DVD includes the standard behind-the-scenes type stuff, but also includes a digital copy of the episodes to download them to your computer.