Note to self: if I ever have the honor of making a guest appearance on The Daily Show, do not, repeat, DO NOT CANCEL. I don't care if my flight to LaGuardia has a ton of water that can be dumped by pushing a button and it's flying over my mother's house, which is on fire. That would be probably waste fuel and, therefore, 12 seconds of flight time.
Sorry, mom, but if that's the case, it's either lose your home or your oldest son. And stop taking so long to make up your mind.
The other night, CNBC's Rick Santelli was supposed to appear as Jon Stewart's guest to discuss this whole financial mess that will one day bring about the four horsemen of the apocalypse. But he canceled at the last minute, and that sent Stewart on the kind of verbal ass-ripping that we have been waiting for since this whole mess hit the fan.
Santelli, as you may not know since the only people who watch CNBC are either homeless or in federal prison, is famous for reporting the day's financial news on the floor of the stock market. He recently became America's douchebag of the week when he got a bunch of braying jackasses (you might know them as stock traders) to cheer against Barack Obama's call for some of the stimulus money to go towards homeowners in danger of default.
Stewart then told CNBC and a few of their rotating Lazy Susan of empty talking heads in a clear, measured tone and with a great deal of forethought, and I quote, "F%*& you." If that doesn't win Stewart and his staff this year's Pultizer for outstanding commentary, then nothing will.
The eight-minute-plus rant picked apart the network from the lovely Maria Bartiromo down to the downright scary Jim Cramer like it was a Chinese pulled pork dish, and served up the meaty strips of flesh for the rest of us to enjoy. It's the kind of rant that probably made Lewis Black urge Stewart to "calm down before you lose your temper and say something you'll really regret."
But even if Stewart popped a blood vessel or two in his brain, it was worth the sacrifice. It needed to be said, whether Santelli canceled his appearance or not.















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3-06-2009 @ 8:24AM
Rocketboy said...
Thanks for reminding me why I cannot stomach the Daily Show or John Stewart anymore. I know, i know, how DARE anyone want to keep the money that they've earned, and how DARE anyone does not want someone robbing Peter at gunpoint, to pay for Paul's own mistakes. Doubly so when Paul's still bound to fail, even with the forced 'help' of Peter.
See GM for further reading.
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3-06-2009 @ 8:34AM
StillBash said...
Glad to see that ignorance still rules.
3-06-2009 @ 8:42AM
ozmoe said...
You're missing the point here, Rocketboy. The Daily Show was rightfully castigating CNBC for its promotion of many stocks as safe and worthy investments when they were not, making dubious claims about them too, as well as a failure to investigate leading Wall Street executives about discrepancies in their reports.
The biggest financial failure of our generation occurred while a network supposedly covering the field not only missed the story until was too late, they arguably added to the pain. They were cheerleaders rather than reporters, and the sad thing is that virtually none of them on CNBC have suffered as a result.
It was brilliant satire as always by TDS to damn them by showing actual clips of what they said versus what happened, and the capper involving the billionaire was perfect, thoroughly justifying Stewart's disgust. Coupled with Stephen Colbert's hilarious sendup of Glenn Beck's pretentious and inflammatory "War Room" program afterward, it was proof positive that both shows are doing just fine under the new administration and remain the ones to beat come Emmy time next fall.
3-06-2009 @ 8:35AM
StillBash said...
Hey Danny, what does it say about TV Squad when you report on this later than german bloggers?
I guess better late than never. But still - I miss Annie.
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3-06-2009 @ 12:07PM
Zachary said...
Amen. Someone needs to ask why Stewart asked Billy Crudup about his nudity in Watchmen but didn't ask Sanda Day O'Connor the previous night about her nude picture in America: The Book.
3-06-2009 @ 8:36AM
David Marcoe said...
"He recently became America's douchebag of the week when he got a bunch of braying jackasses (you might know them as stock traders) to cheer against Barack Obama's call for some of the stimulus money to go towards homeowners in danger of default."
So I guess that the nation-wide grassroots "Tea Party" that was inspired by Santelli's rant were just a bunch of "braying jackasses" too? And I guess they were "braying jackasses" because they didn't feel like having their taxes raised--because, you know, those meanies don't have families or mortgages either--to rescue people who shouldn't have been given home loans in the first place.
Or did we suddenly forget that the housing market collapsed because of the "toxic debt" created by the granting of easy home loans and then pawning off the ownership of that debt as "structured investment"? And now the plan is to borrow trillions more in money, from foreign creditors, and then have future taxpayers pay off that borrowed money down the line, with interest.
And when did home ownership become a right, rather than something to aspire to? Did renting and leasing become so odious that we now have to make sure every person owns their own home, even if that means they get to incur debt they can't pay?
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3-06-2009 @ 9:26AM
the_0ne said...
I glad "someone" actually gets it. Bravo David Marcoe.
Sad to say though we'll be paying for these morons for years to come. People that actually believe their realitors when they told them that a $200K house on 9 dollars an hour is do-able.
Back when we bought a home in the late 90's, our realitor did an assessment of what we could "afford" in a house. I made 9 dollars an hour, just starting out in programming. My wife was a hair dresser, maybe making 15K a year. And that so-called realitor told me I could afford a $200K house. Luckily I was smarter than most of the people that put us in this mess and DID NOT buy a $200K house.
3-06-2009 @ 11:06AM
0megapart!cle said...
You have no idea what you are talking about. It is funny that you apparently think that those giving out the money have no responsibility to make good decisions, only the consumers trying to pay their mortgage.
Silly me, but I think that the mortgage company shouldn't have approved the consumer for the loan if there was no way they could pay it when the interest rate skyrocketed.
3-06-2009 @ 2:43PM
Franklin said...
Omega, you really are fucking stupid.
To quote from what is surely one of your favorite publications, The New York Times, "Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people …". This pressure was from your last God, Bill Clinton, when his administration began adding sharper teeth to the 1977 Community Reinvestment Act. Those teeth required banks to make high risk loans they otherwise would have never touched.
If the banks refused to comply with Clinton's demand they make loans no sane lending institution would ever consider they faced fines and greater difficulty getting approvals for things like expansions and mergers. When questions about these dubious lending demands arose, assurances came from Congress that intimidating lenders into giving out bad loans was a good idea.
One of your personal heroes, Barney Frank, pulled the skin cigar out of his throat long enough to say this to the Mortgage Bankers Association regarding the solvency of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, "People tend to pay their mortgages. I don't think we are in any remote danger here. This focus on receivership, I think, is intended to create fears that aren't there."
Ah, but there's more! Another of the idiots you voted into power, Harry Reid, said, "While I favor improving oversight by our federal housing regulators to ensure safety and soundness, we cannot pass legislation that could limit Americans from owning homes and potentially harm our economy in the process." ROFLMAO!! Yeah, NOT giving out bad loans is bad for the economy.
Woo hoo, you're a follower of the stupid and corrupt, gladly regurgitating a like-minded stream of excrement, yet you STILL bother to post crap online as if you haven't embarassed yourself enough already. You are the weakest link...goodbye!
3-06-2009 @ 4:40PM
Awperator said...
Franklin,
I bet you're a very pleasant man in person. So you bring up Clinton's Community act. The republicans controlled the house and senate from the 104th through the 109th Congress, excluding the tie in the senate in the 107th. They make the law. Why didn't they put a stop to it? Go listen to some more Limbaugh
3-06-2009 @ 6:30PM
StillBash said...
Let me get this straight: the people who worked on 9 dollar an hour and got a 200k mortgage are stupid, but the guys working on Wallstreet for foreign banks from Europe who sneaked around regulations and used AIG to insure these loans (YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ON THE DAILY SHOW if you don't believe me watch the goddamn show) like for instance the national bank of Iceland, those guys should be bailed out - all the while living on several hundred thousand dollar salaries (if not millions) because they closed these deals. And on top of that CNBC was A OK for telling investors on those shows directed at people without any investment knowledge to invest in a (and that's the kicker) bubble economy. I mean that was said right on TV. They said on CNBC that they now the values are inflated but still asked people to pump more money into the system.
When I saw that I thought I was watching an ad for a Ponzi scheme.
And don't cry now that this should all have been regulated. As if that would've changed anything. As if blaming the regulartors would help us NOW. There are states where you don't have to wear a helmet while riding motorcycles. Explain that to me.
3-07-2009 @ 12:27AM
the_0ne said...
@0megapart!cle just doesn't get it. Of course the mortgage companies are also to blame. But the responsibility should rest on the person. Not the company. What kind of a person takes a "company's" word instead of doing the research? You do the work yourself, you are responsible, not some suit at the mortgage company, bank or lending institution. You have to pay the bill, not the company. We have a lot of stupid people in this world and I'm freaken sick of paying for them.
I was going to respond to @StillBash, but then I saw this and that pretty much summed that comment up...
(YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ON THE DAILY SHOW if you don't believe me watch the goddamn show)
You just keep on getting your news from The Daily Show. Betcha @StillBash thinks Fox News is biased. lol
3-06-2009 @ 8:40AM
David Marcoe said...
It might be helpful to ex-plain this in the context of TV. Here's a helpful skit by SNL to demonstrate the point: http://tinyurl.com/b35b22
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3-06-2009 @ 10:36AM
ddjrodgers said...
Jon - You're right on point with your critique of the hypocrisy of the MSNBC talking heads. Because I'm in the financial services industry, I WATCH MSNBC to get the latest readings on the market movements and to look at the charts -- but I no longer listen to their ill informed, biased, non-journalistic rants. My TV is on mute.
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3-06-2009 @ 2:20PM
Michael said...
You mean CNBC, not MSNBC, correct?
3-06-2009 @ 11:41AM
Butters said...
I think most of your comments are missing the point.
Most people would agree that homeowners should take their share of blame for the sub-prime debacle. I think most people would also agree that the big banks, insurance companies and car manufacturers have a lot to answer for as well. However Jon Stewart's piece and even Rick Santelli's rant have very little to do with this.
Jon Stewart was commenting on the fact that even with all the billions and billions of dollar handed out to big companies in the bailout so far, Rick Santelli was complaining about the small percentage that was given to homeowners.
We could argue for days about whether there should have been a bailout or not but that argument is mute now because the bailout is happening and now is the time when then funds are being divided up. Jon Stewart was rightfully pointing out that if Citibank or AIG or GM can get their share of the money then why can't the homeowners take their minute piece.
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3-06-2009 @ 4:23PM
Rocketboy said...
Apples and Oranges...
There are a lot more issues when banks fail then when someone loses their home.
Do I agree with either 'stimulus' package? No. But dislike of one does not imply like of the other.
3-06-2009 @ 4:02PM
Watcher said...
I think that the question boils down to who is/was more in control of the day to day financial magament of the US - the puppets (the public) or the puppetmasters (the financial sector)? Those in control must accept responsiblity for the current mess. With true capitalistic tendancies the financial sector squeezed as much money from the average person as they could to make the most money (look at the financial returns gained by banks in relation to 'free checking accounts' as an example). This situation started as a result of the financial sectors squeezing too hard and breaking the financial back of the average person which now in turn has affected them. There is a symbiotic relationship between banks and their customers that was ignored for a long time
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3-06-2009 @ 1:49PM
bruce said...
If people knew how corrupt the financial industry really was, they'd keep their money in their mattresses. I used to be the head attorney for one of these "financial services" companies, and it's just amazing... I quit in disgust when I refused to perform an illegal act, but that was just the tip of the iceberg.
It should be illegal to recommend, for profit, the sale or purchase of any security. That law alone, while putting a few million people out of work, would in the long run help the economy. People don't deserve to keep jobs that shouldn't be allowed to exist in the first place. Nobody cried about the alcohol industry when they enacted prohibition. Same deal (though I'm certainly against all chemical prohibition, including drug prohibition).
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3-06-2009 @ 2:07PM
erasmus said...
Lol. Jon Stewart making fun of someone for "cheap populism".
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