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ESPN gets the greenlight to make more crappy sports movies

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If you've been waiting, hoping and praying for the next big ESPN movie blockbuster, then you have my deepest sympathies.

The network's film studio will produce two more made-for-TV movies about, let me guess, some sports hero's rise, fall, then rise again, then fall, then triumphant rise to redemption and glory in the annals of sports history.

The network plans to produce a film about Jim Jones Jr. and his rise to redemption through basketball, and a fallen firefighter who finds redemption by coaching a high school basketball team to a state title. It's bound to be redemptabulous!

No disrespect to the subjects of these films and the stories these movies strive to present, but has anyone ever watched and enjoyed an ESPN film from beginning to end? Does anybody even own one that isn't sitting in the cushions of a couch or holding it up in place of a missing leg?

They have had six chances, eight if you count Playmakers and Tilt, to make a successful narrative story or mini-series, and they never seem to be worth the amount of money they spent on them or the time it takes to watch them. They all follow more tired sports cliches than Dan Rather on election night.

Why do so many of the cable networks keep trying to cash on in the made-for-TV movie money? It rarely works for the networks, so what makes them think they can work on cable? ESPN needs to go back to doing what they do best: giving me the scores to every game ever played at the top and bottom of every hour, and letting Denver Post columnist Woody Paige make an even bigger ass of himself on national television for my entertainment.

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