
Would I date a homicidal robot? Do I find a one-eyed cartoon mutant attractive? Is kissing a sexy demon worth losing years of my life?
Those were some of the questions I had to ask myself while writing this list.
There are many non-human women on TV – demons, vampires, machines and Real Housewives – but not all of them are hot. And what makes someone hot? I side with Stanley from The Office who once said that a "hot" woman is healthy, sexy, pretty and strong. I'd also say that brains, maturity and passion should be in the mix -- even if that passion is for killing monsters or blowing up evil cyborgs. Click through for a list of the hottest robots, aliens and "abnormals" currently on TV.
10. Marlena (Cindy Sampson), ReaperShe's a succubus demon worth losing years of your life to kiss, according to Sock, Reaper's resident soul-catching uber slacker. Marlena showed up in the last episode of the first season and left a big impression on Sock and some loyal fans of the show. She's a hot chick who's into slackers, and a makeout session with Marlena will boost your physical strength and your outlook on life for hours. She's like an addictive upper in hot demon form. I hope she shows up in season two, which kicked off this month.
9. Dr. Helen Magnus (Amanda Tapping), SanctuaryA super intelligent, immortal doctor who kicks evil ass and looks good in leather? She might be 157 years old, but Dr. Helen Magnus is definitely hot. I'm sure most Sanctuary fans would agree. Some might not consider Dr. Magnus a "non-human," but a normal person juiced up by vampire blood. But once you inject yourself with enough vampire blood to become indestructible and gain other super-human abilities, you're no longer human, you're an "abnormal."
Dr. Magnus is an admirable leader and she's committed to her cause – helping and protecting the misunderstood abnormals of the world. She's tough, mysterious and she's played by Amanda Tapping, already a geek sex symbol thanks to her years on the Stargate franchise.
8. Leela (Katey Sagal), FuturamaThe mutant Planet Express ship captain is always in demand, despite only having a single supersized eye. Men of many species have tried to win Leela's heart, but she's a tough, capable girl with high standards (well, except when it comes to Fry). Leela and Futurama live on in a series of direct-to-DVD movies. They remind us that without Leela's wit, grace and Arcturan Kung-fu fighting skills, the Planet Express crew probably wouldn't have survived the first season. Even the Robot Devil knows not to mess with her. (Yeah, she's a cartoon, but that's cool with me if it's cool with you.)
7. D'Anna/Number 3 (Lucy Lawless), Battlestar GalacticaRebels are sexy, and D'Anna is no exception. BSG's most curios Cylon got her entire line "boxed" for railing against the Cylon credo and then was resurrected to help fight a civil war. She's icy and tough, but she's also passionate and well spoken. We left her on Earth a few episodes ago, but something tells me we haven't seen the last of D'Anna. She's the last of her line, and that puts her in a very unique position in the Cylon hierarchy.
6. Ruby (Genevieve Cortese), Supernatural The Winchester boys' hot demon gal pal can kick ass just as well as the boys can. Her witch background and mysterious demon-killing knife have helped save the day more than once, but she's also caused a rift in the boys' relationship. The role was originally played by Katie Cassidy and is now played by Wildfire alum Cortese. What say you fans, who is the hotter Ruby?
5. Ashley Magnus (Emilie Ullerup), SanctuaryHelen Magnus' abnormal daughter has a killer instinct – which she inherited from her pops, John Druitt, aka Jack the Ripper – that comes in handy when she's hunting monsters in tight leather outfits. Ashley has a lot in common with Buffy Summers. She's strong and fearless in battle, but she hides a vulnerable side from her friends and family. She's also a weapons expert and kind of a techie. I'm looking forward to seeing her recent turn to the dark side play out when season two premieres.
4. Kara (Laura Vandervoort), SmallvlleSupergirl, in any incarnation, is always hot. Smallville's Kara is smokin' hot. She possesses all of Clark Kent's Kryptonian powers, she knows how to fly, and she also has a "bad girl" streak. Unlike Clark, she doesn't usually have a problem with using her superpowers in public, but it's not like she needs them to be hot. Kara has charmed Lex Luthor, Jimmy Olsen and countless others without using any of her abilities.
After she busted out of the Phantom Zone a few months ago, some fans were calling for a Kara spinoff. That probably won't happen, but with any luck we'll see Kara return to Smallville for season nine.
3. Caprica Six (Tricia Helfer), Battlestar GalacticaSure, she killed a baby and paved the way for the devastating Cylon attacks on humanity, but she's still damn hot. We've seen more copies of this stunning blonde Cylon than any other, and I'm not complaining. The sexy Caprica is my favorite version of the Six, and not just because she's beautiful. She's been through hell and back, and we've seen her evolve from a manipulative murderer to an earnest architect of change for her race. Saul Tigh, you're sure makin' a lot of us jealous.
2. Athena/Boomer/Number Eight (Grace Park), Battlestar GalacticaThe most compassionate Cylon model is arguably the hottest. Boomer and the rest of the Eights are lovely to look at, but it's Athena I want to focus on here. She's clearly the strongest and most trustworthy Eight out there. She's saved the fleet several times and her evolution has been a joy to watch. Much like Caprica Six, she's been through a lot, but she's come out stronger and is now one of the Galactica's most valuable – and hottest – crewmembers.
1. Cameron (Summer Glau), Terminator: The Sarah Connor ChroniclesWho knew Skynet could make machines this hot? Cameron has eclipsed Arnold and Robert Patrick's T-1000 to become my favorite Terminator of all time. It's loads of fun watching this tiny fembot beat up baddies three times her size and fire guns with barrels longer than her torso. Plus, she's as quirky as she is deadly. Cameron's one-liners are a great counterpoint to all the drama in the Connor house. Let's just hope TSCC will give her something to do this season other than, well, nothing.
She's been stuck in the background for the last few episodes, but Glau and show creator Josh Friedman have promised more guns, more fights and more chip malfunctions for Cameron. Now, if they could only play Guns N Roses' "You Could Be Mine" over one of her action scenes, then this would be the best show ever.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-05-2009 @ 10:52AM
Jason said...
I hate lists.
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3-05-2009 @ 11:04AM
xnifex said...
Katie Cassidy is a much hotter/sexier & an extremely better Ruby than the current actress. you should change the pic to her.... nice list btw.
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3-05-2009 @ 12:46PM
Modwild said...
Agreed! Agreed agreed agreed.
3-05-2009 @ 11:05AM
Galley said...
Your Number One was the right choice!
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3-05-2009 @ 11:48AM
Diego M said...
i agree, she is hot enought to melt terminator's skeletons without thermite.
too bad she had no screen time the last three weeks. well except for that scene last week... you know what i'm talkin about.
well this week there will be a catfight so glad to know they are back to the usual mix of storytelling and action
3-05-2009 @ 11:10AM
Adrian said...
After seeing her on burn notice number 3 is DAMN HOT!!!
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3-05-2009 @ 11:48AM
Jimmy said...
First of all, Tricia Helfer is far more hot than Grace Park. Second of all, she should be number one. Come on, Summer Glau as number 1?!
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3-05-2009 @ 12:47PM
Modwild said...
I thought for sure Tricia (on behalf of all the Sixes) would be number one. I was going to post what you did, so I'm just here to back you up! :-D
3-05-2009 @ 1:09PM
Q-brt said...
I agree with you...With her mix of cute, quirky and deadly, Cameron (glau) is definitey the hottest.
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3-05-2009 @ 11:52PM
Magical_Salamander11 said...
Agreed. Cameron's social awkwardness is just adorable. I love it when she tries to figure out human behaviour or fit in with the Connors.
3-05-2009 @ 1:26PM
m. said...
Grace is definetly sexier than Tricia Helfer. Tricia Helfer is too glossy, too obvious. Grace is sexy without even trying--she smolders, she's very hot.
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3-05-2009 @ 3:13PM
Nate said...
Personally, I dont see one thing sexy about Caprica Six. The scraggly, dyed blonde mop of hair, the near emaciated body, the pointy chin and and the hey look at me I'm a sex bomb attitude combine to turn me off completely. At least you didnt put Starbuck, who looks even worse, on this list. As for Boomer, she is attractive but not number two on the list.
I dont have much of a problem with the rest of the list,just one comment on Helen Mangus/ Amanda Tapping. Tapping was way sexier as Samantha Carter on Stargate and Atlantis. On Sanctuary everything is so dark and gloomy all the time its hard to get a fix on how hot she looks. But on SG1, Carter was hot without even trying to be, as well as being, in my opinion a truely iconic and groundbreaking female heroine. She was an indespensable member of SG1 and earned everyones respect by doing her job superbly, never asking for, receiving or needing any special treatment because she was a woman. Except for one brief instance when she was first introduced on Stargate, her gender was never an issue. She was smart and capable, and thats what mattered. On a cheesier, less well written Sci/fi show, Carter would have been running around in skin tight tank tops that were somehow forever getting wet, cleavage swelling and jiggling and constantly the object of crude innuendo and cheap double entendres. And she wouldnt be a subject for discussion here, because, no matter how attractive she is, she would have been forgotten along with the dozens of other such bimbos that we have all seen on bad Sci/fi shows and movies.
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3-05-2009 @ 3:16PM
Maxii said...
Katie Cassidy trumps New Ruby for sure.
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3-05-2009 @ 3:47PM
Jch1973 said...
Sorry you forgot Anya from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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3-05-2009 @ 5:22PM
Mike Moody said...
Jch1973 - This is of list of hot non-humans currently on TV, meaning new/current shows. But I hear you on Anya, though. She's one of my favs from Buffy.
3-05-2009 @ 4:10PM
Chip said...
Where oh where is Seven of Nine??
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3-05-2009 @ 9:48PM
pumpkinhead said...
Interesting question. Is Seven of Nine human?
3-05-2009 @ 5:06PM
Tim-1 said...
Mike Moody:
Such a wonderful write-up about the most beautiful woman in the world deserves for you a hearty slap on the back and a thumbs up! Of course, Grace Park should have been at the top of your list, but with that write-up, I'm not complaining! My compliments to your excellent taste in talent and beauty.
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3-06-2009 @ 4:31AM
Brent McKee said...
Years ago there was a Time Lady that I would have liked to cuddle up with, by the name of Romanadvoratrelundar. Either incarnation would be acceptable - tall and curvy or short and schoolgirlish.
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3-06-2009 @ 10:52PM
mangababe said...
For serious ass-kicking babes in leather, I'd have to put Dr. Helen Magnus at the top of my list. Behind Helen, I'd have Aeryn Sun from Farscape, and Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell.
Thanks for writing such a great article about all the strong, sexy, and intelligent non-human women of sci fi.
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