What is cool? Can you define that thing, that quality that makes certain characters seem like they're more with it than everyone around them? Maybe cool is a state of being, not a thing you can pick up by wearing Armani or drinking Grey Goose or driving a BMW.As I was looking around the current crop of television shows, I found ten characters who seem to capture the essence of cool -- whether they know it or not. After the jump, we count them down.
TV Squad: Coolest Characters on TV
10. Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin), '30 Rock'
Is there any question that Jack Donaghy is one cool cat? He's in with the in crowd, smarter than everyone else around and savvy enough to make it work for him in his rise up the corporate ladder. In fact, he would be even higher on the Top Ten if his ambition wasn't quite so overt and obvious. Occasionally, Jack's desperation to be CEO comes off as uncool. Still, even in many of the most heated situations, like any time his mother is invading his space or when facing off with a corporate adversary, Jack never lets on that he's anything but a cool customer.
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9. Conner (Tom Cavanagh), 'Trust Me'
Although he's a new character, Conner jumped off the TV screen in the first episodes for Trust Me as a very cool guy. He's so cool that he doesn't seem to have a last name! He so cool that he can be a complete flake and no-show at the office and still get away with it. When Conner went to Stu Hoffman's funeral and took the podium to speak the truth about the late creative director, what he said and did defined cool. He said simply, "He died angry and alone, and I'm not going to do that."
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8. Sarah Walker (Yvonne Stravoski), 'Chuck'
Sarah Walker is not only a kick-ass spy, she's the princess of cool. And that's not because her cover is working at a frozen yogurt shop. In every situation, Sarah has a grip on her emotions and never loses her cool. That's even more impressive since this past season we've gotten glimpses into her background, how she was recruited into the CIA, her father the con artist. Sarah could be a hot-head like Casey -- the anti-cool -- but she's not. She's also cool enough to appreciate Chuck despite his geekiness.
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7. Patrick Jane (Simon Baker), 'The Mentalist'
To those who don't pay attention, Patrick Jane and Shawn Spencer (Psych) might seem to have the same act. They don't. They do, however, share the cool gene. In Patrick Jane, though, it comes across in different ways. He won't refer to music and movies from his childhood, but he does know more than everybody else in the room. Jane's ultimate coolness is his complete and overt confidence. His super charming smile is a weapon that disarms those who meet him. If there's one chink in his cool armor, it's his fury over Red John.
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6. Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger), 'CSI'
Forensic science is cool? Well, yes, when Catherine is the investigator. How many crime scene scientists come from the world of Las Vegas show girls? Catherine's background, with her mother a casino girl and the father she never knew till she was grown up one of the top hotel kingpins, makes her an authentic Vegas character. She understands the mythology and magic of the city, but works on the dark side with the criminal underworld. Whether she's mingling with mobsters or peering over a microscope, Willows is at home, and that's why she's so cool.
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5. Shawn Spencer (James Roday), 'Psych'
Audacious punk? Snarky buttinsky? Whippersnapper who's too big for his britches? Shawn Spencer could be called all those things. He uses his psychic talent -- which he readily confides to best friend Gus is bogus -- for fun. You'll never see Shawn selling himself as a psychic to bilk widows or mislead people in need. He'd much rather get by living in the moment, picking his cases with the SBPD and reliving the '80s with arcane pop culture references that might be geeky if uttered by someone else. He's so cool that he watches The Mentalist. Shawn is ice, ice, baby.
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4. Tony Dinozzo (Michael Weatherly), 'NCIS'
You might think there's nobody at NCIS cooler than Leroy Jethro Gibbs, but for me, Tony takes the cool quotient because of his ability to socialize and schmooze, something that Gibbs simply doesn't do. (Perhaps that makes him uber-cool?) Anyway, Tony's pop culture knowledge, his way with a movie quote as well as cocky smile and raised eyebrow, makes him very much a cool dude. About the only time Tony is not cool is when he's out of his element, like the beginning of this season when he was sent out to sea and away from NCIS.
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3. Don Draper (Jon Hamm), 'Mad Men'
Don Draper is classic cool, like Cary Grant -- tall, dark and uncaring about convention. Don is so cool that he can take a business trip to L.A., then blow it off to hook up with a rich girl in Palm Springs without ever once calling in to the office or his home. Was Draper dropping out or just asserting is independence? He dropped back in as easily as he dropped out! Perhaps it's his Bohemian past or his leaving Dick Whitman behind in Korea to become Don Draper. Whatever, Don has achieved a level of cool that's ethereal.
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2. Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), 'How I Met Your Mother'
It's not just that he knows the Bro Code inside out (his ancestors helped write it!). It's not just that he's got a top notch job with every perk imaginable but nobody knows exactly what he does. It's all that plus an attitude that's legen-(wait for it)-dary. Barney is Mr. Cool with a side order of awesome. The only thing that keeps Barney in the penultimate spot on the Top Ten is his soft spot, his love for Robin, which he cannot handle with the guile and grace that he does all other aspects of his life.
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1. Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan), 'Burn Notice'
If all it took to make someone cool were a pair of designer sunglasses, Horatio Cane might be numero uno. Instead it's that other Miami guy, Michael Westen. What makes Michael so cool? His unflappability. Michael has managed to roll with all the craziness thrust upon him, starting with getting burned. Add to that attempts on his life, being yanked around by a nefarious handler, and then there's his mother who wants to redress the sins of the past. Michael doesn't let the stress show, and you have to admire a cat that cool, and that's why he's number one.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
2-09-2009 @ 2:39PM
dj said...
well, they got that one right. as soon as i saw the headline, i thought that if Michael Westen isn 't top 3, then i'm never returning to this site again.
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2-09-2009 @ 4:21PM
mdk said...
No characters from Lost? Lame!
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2-09-2009 @ 3:15PM
yanksno1 said...
How Jack Bauer isn't on this list, makes this list un-cool.
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2-09-2009 @ 3:16PM
StillBash said...
A gallery with 10 images.
(insert snide comment here)
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2-09-2009 @ 3:20PM
Jesse said...
Wow this is horrible. A slide show with 10 pictures and short blurbs? Why not the standard list all on one page? Why the crappy slide show which doesn't even seem to want to load correctly.
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2-09-2009 @ 4:34PM
the_0ne said...
Have to agree with you there. It looked even more horrible in my RSS reader. Please TVSquad, don't use that ridiculous slide show app again.
2-09-2009 @ 6:51PM
RobynM said...
So that's what made this page look like a hot mess? My NoScript was very unhappy with it, but at least I could read the captions.
As for the list itself, glad to see at least a couple women on it. If it weren't for the double-dipping aspect, I'd nominate Carla, Michael's "handler" on Burn Notice.
Speaking of Burn Notice, good call on Michael. Can't really comment on any of the others aside from Sarah, since (gasp, shock) I don't watch any of the source shows on the list except for Burn Notice and Chuck. I expect NPH deserves his spot, though - he's cool like that.
2-09-2009 @ 3:31PM
erin said...
i would also have to suggest angela montenegro from bones. she's has kind of a bohemian feel to her - but she's super intelligent, always ready for a good time - and her dad is from zz top!!!
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2-09-2009 @ 3:40PM
Brian Haggerty said...
Loved the list. The only addition I would make is Dexter. I'm not sure there is a 'cooler' cucumber in the garden...
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2-09-2009 @ 4:13PM
Leslye said...
I LOVE Tony DiNozzo, Michael Westen and Patrick Jane. *Burn Notice* absolutely rocks and Jeffrey Donovan was perfectly cast in that role. *The Mentalist* is so much fun to watch and see everything unfold and *NCIS* is the coolest.
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2-09-2009 @ 4:06PM
Scott K. said...
As long as Michael Weston is #1, I am okay with this list. Sure there are others that I would have put (mostly because I haven't watched most of the series these came from), but if you have him at the top, all is good. (I might have switched Barney for HRG from Heroes, but that's it.)
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2-09-2009 @ 4:49PM
cdawg said...
AGREED that Michael Weston is totally #1, but also agree that Dexter should be in there. He NEVER loses his cool either.
By the way - if you guys notice, this wasn't an exclusive TVSquad feature - it was featured on AOL's home website, and that's the format they use.
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2-09-2009 @ 5:04PM
gary klein said...
Sorry but Charlie Cruz of "Life" has to at least be in the top 3 .A sorry oversight.
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2-09-2009 @ 5:12PM
jffm said...
The dork from "Psych" but no House? No Sayid? No Ben? No Jack Bauer? No Tony Almeida? No HRG/Noah? I could go on, but why embarrass them furrther?
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2-09-2009 @ 5:32PM
Amanda said...
What???? No mention of Jensen Ackles from Supernatural! He is definitely one of the coolest characters on tv right now.
Although I do agree with the choices of Tony Dinozzo, Barney Stinson, and Michael Weston. They are definitely HOT and cool.
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2-09-2009 @ 7:18PM
Justin said...
No Dexter Morgan, No Charlie Crews, and no Hank Moody makes this list worthless. I know everyone thinks 30 Rock is great but seriously, Alec Baldwin's character is far from cool. The same with half this list. I even love Shawn Spencer but he is NOT cool--he's a geek that can talk, there's a total difference.
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2-09-2009 @ 9:56PM
Mike said...
I love Psych but Shawn is funny not cool...same with Baldwin. Then put Weston and Baurer tied for 1st...then add Michael Scofield. Also remove Catherine willows of CSI and add Morgan from Criminal Minds.
I have others I would like to add but it would be unfair to say remove so and so when I don't watch mad men or mentalist...though on the 1 show i did watch on the mentalist I didn't see anything cool worthy.
So remove him and add Sawyer from lost.
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2-10-2009 @ 12:15AM
Dirk said...
Uuhhhhh ... what no Vince from Entourage, no Shane from the L Word, no Wendy Watson from The Middleman???, no Starbuck!!!!
Who are you people and what have you done with cool?!!?
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2-10-2009 @ 3:23AM
AV said...
No Gregory House? Are you insane? He drives a frickin motorcycle and apparently every female on earth has a thing for that 3-day stubble he sports. Come on!
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2-10-2009 @ 10:12AM
Charlie said...
I would have put Chuck from Chuck, and Charlie from Life in there as well... Chuck has to be the coolest nerd ever...
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