All big movies - and some smaller ones - have a lot of promotional merchandise, but this is one of the more strange ones: they're coming out with a Star Trek cologne.So...many...jokes.
It's just some of the merchandise for the new Star Trek movie coming later this spring. You can have your dolls and your coffee mugs and your mouse pads and your posters, the real Trekkie man will be wearing either Tiberius (that's Kirk's middle name), Pon Farr (Vulcan horniness), or Red Shirt (they're the guys that always, um, die when they beam down to another planet). No word yet on whether Tiberius will smell more like William Shatner or more like Chris Pine.
Why would Star Trek fans need a cologne? They don't go on dates! (Just kidding.)
What other TV shows deserve their own cologne? What kind of cologne does Frank on 30 Rock wear?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
2-09-2009 @ 3:41PM
Mrs.MGA said...
Frank Cologne smells like a forgotten Burger King Whopper left in a hot car.
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2-09-2009 @ 4:13PM
scott said...
i was just gonna say bacon. the Mrs.MGA has me beat!
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2-09-2009 @ 5:23PM
Andrew said...
I usually say "so...many...jokes" when I can't think of one. :)
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2-09-2009 @ 6:00PM
odiin said...
Ack. You couldn't have used a real picture of Zachary Quinto as Spock?
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2-10-2009 @ 9:02AM
Jason said...
Tribble. Happiness. Tribble. Multiplicity. Tribble. Mating Rituals. Tribble. Cologne.
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2-10-2009 @ 10:32AM
rick cokely said...
Did they change the release date again? Last I heard it was coming out May 9th?
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2-10-2009 @ 6:24PM
edgore said...
Duh, it will be Pine-scented. Like my floor cleaner, or the AMC Grimlin that you sat in as you watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture at the drive-in.
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