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If part of your Super Bowl plans consisted of watching the Lingerie Bowl on pay-per-view at halftime, then first of all find a girlfriend immediately and secondly, think again.

The St. Petersburg Times reports that the owners of the four-years-young full contact football floozy-off lost their playing field in the zero hour.

This, of course, is a double whammy for the Lingerie Bowl organizers who had to cancel last year's game and hoped to make their big comeback with Super Bowl XLIII. They've also got less than three weeks to find a new venue, or the tears of hundreds of thousands of very, very, very lonely men will evaporate into sorrow vapor, form into a sadness cloud and create a tribulation hurricane the likes of which we have never seen.

The event was scheduled to be held on a field in West Tampa, but some local neighbors didn't like the prospect of a whorish football game being held in their backyard and the owners respectfully pulled the event. That's right, these people don't want people parading around in skimpy, butt-cheek revealing outfits in public. Not in a clean, respectable state like Florida.

A local city council actually pulled the request from the company to use the field because of the rise in complaints and a lack of the necessary insurance. I'm guessing that's not the owners' fault since Geico doesn't offer insurance for busted silicone implants or rug burn.

The story doesn't say if the owners have plans to relocate the event or if they will even hold another game this year. If that concerns you, again, please seek help or a girlfriend immediately.