Last night, Scarlett Johansson blew her nose on Jay Leno's show. Today, it's for sale. What came out of it, I mean, not the nose itself.Johansson has put the tissue and its, um, contents on eBay to raise money for a charity she supports, USA Harvest. Johansson says that she got a cold from Samuel L. Jackson, one of her costars in the new movie The Spirit, which opens on Christmas and looks crazy as hell.
Isn't there some sort of rule on eBay that can't sell bodily fluids or body parts or anything like that? Doesn't sound like the most sanitary thing to buy and ship cross country and store in your home, even if she did put it in a sandwich bag. This could be the worst trend to hit the world of celebrity in years. I don't want to own Danny DeVito's toenails or Alyson Hannigan's earwax or Rainn Wilson's tears.
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12-18-2008 @ 2:46PM
Cody said...
Maybe Rainn Wilson's tears. They have a million uses.
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12-18-2008 @ 2:47PM
Samuel McConnell said...
But Rainn Wilson's tears cure cancer!
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12-18-2008 @ 4:28PM
scott said...
And Danny DeVito's toenails can be used to keep vampires at bay!
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12-18-2008 @ 5:14PM
Jennifer said...
And all of the above can be used for cloning!
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12-18-2008 @ 5:56PM
Bill said...
Rainn Wilson's tears can't be bought, they must be earned. By crushing his spirit. (insert evil "muahahaha" style laugh here)
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12-18-2008 @ 6:01PM
Modwild said...
How I was hoping this was a typo. There's some money I can save when visiting Ebay!
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12-18-2008 @ 6:27PM
Jimmy said...
Can TV Squad go for one day without a photo or mention of Jay Leno? Please?
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12-18-2008 @ 7:08PM
Willmore2000 said...
Every time a Jay Leno post hits TV Squad, Rainn Wilson sheds a tear. Help Rainn overcome late onset Lacrimosus Adaltus.
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12-18-2008 @ 7:59PM
jkmkay said...
Who's sicker I wonder,the buyer or the seller?
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12-19-2008 @ 4:49AM
Serg J.-G. said...
I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
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12-19-2008 @ 5:44AM
StillBash said...
I have to buy that! I can clone my own Scarlett!!!
(and via eBay I don't have to hug anybody!)
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12-19-2008 @ 5:46AM
Bill said...
"I Scarlett!"
12-21-2008 @ 1:26AM
Larry Hamilton said...
I'd buy Alyson Hannigan's flute. :)
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1-19-2009 @ 5:33AM
lara said...
Yeah i too think that Rainn Wilson's tear may cure cancer.
But don't know conformly.
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