
(S05E01/S05E02) "The person that invented the phrase 'happily ever after' should have his ass kicked so hard." - Meredith
Another September, another Grey's Anatomy season premiere. Hard to believe that we're already into a fifth season. But you know what isn't hard to believe? That we're still dealing with the same "Meredith and Derek - will they or won't they" mess. Grey's has reached the point that regardless of what happens, I'm going to keep watching it because I've invested too much of my time to walk away now. I really am a fan of the show, which is why I don't feel bad when I say that this was quite possibly the most ridiculous season premiere ever. It was all over the place like some strange metaphor for all the ups and downs Mer and Der have had over the years. A random army doctor, two limousine accidents, ninja attack icicles... and god, the cherry on top - Denny Duquette. Really?
The episode picked up fairly soon after last season's finale - I'm guessing no more than a day or two elapsed. So Meredith's "candle house plan" (I'm sure Smokey The Bear loved that) did the trick, Derek ended things with Rose, and TV's favorite couple that's never a couple is now a couple again. Honestly, it's what we've come to expect from them. I will say that I'm glad that it appears they're going to make bigger steps forward this season. Derek half-seriously asked Meredith to marry him and he's even getting rid of the Airstream and moving in with her.
The one thing that really surprised me about the whole situation was how much Meredith actually weights her decisions on what Cristina thinks. Yang is a train wreck! Why would Meredith care what she thinks, friend or not? However, now that Mer has realized that she has some sort of inner fear of actually getting the happy ending (she keeps dreaming of Derek dying), I suppose it's worth getting a second opinion. It'll be interesting to see them living together though.
OK, back to the overarching plot. Early on we found out that Seattle Grace dropped significantly in the "top teaching hospitals" rankings to number 12 in the country. Webber is pissed, he put the whole hospital on notice, and after chastising his staff for knowing nothing, he challenged them to become better doctors and teachers. I think we may be seeing a more bad-ass side of Richard this season. He's angry about the hospital and he's angry about Adele still. Everything he touches seems to fall apart. I thought it was ridiculous that he blamed (or at least insinuated) that his going soft was correlated to having Ellis' daughter (Meredith) working with him. Very cowardly tactic, especially for him.
The case du jour (and yes, it was the same one for the full two hours) focused on three husbands and three wives, who were in two different limousine crashes. The story itself was fairly uneventful. There were some adultery secrets, one woman got some sort of brain-resetting amnesia, one guy died, one severed his vocal cords, and another got the same surgery (therapeutic hypothermia) that Buffalo Bill Kevin Everett received. That was one of the better threads because Callie spearheaded it when Derek said it was a bad idea. It allowed us to see the tension that had grown between her and Hahn since the big smooch. By the end of the ep, it got awfully awkward though and for a moment felt like scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm with the"you're the only girl I want to kiss" line. We found out that Callie is Hahn's first too - so they're both just bi-curious. OK then.
Back to the freezing surgery though. Let's talk about who suggested it. Major Owen Hunt (Kevin McKidd), a US Army trauma surgeon. He was involved in the husband's limo crash and triaged them at the crash site. So he made it back to the hospital and quickly became a love interest for Cristina. She helped staple his leg and he removed the icicle from her stomach. Oh right... that happened. Fell from the roof and stabbed her in the gut. This is what I meant earlier when I said ridiculous.
As you'd expect, they randomly locked lips at the end and Webber offered Hunt a job. Call me crazy, but maybe Seattle Grace is #12 because Webber offers jobs to nomadic Army surgeons who wander in off the street and operate on "his patients" with no one really stopping him. I know how to build computers, but something tells me if I hopped behind the Geek Squad counter at a Best Buy and started tinkering with someone's hard drive, I'd get noticed.
Bailey had the least to do in this episode. There was no mention of her home life and Tucker, she no longer has the clinic to worry about, and Webber (in his zeal to be "better") took over her one case. The only shining moment was when she had Karev change a clock in the OR so that one of the limo survivors who had expired health insurance would still be covered.
It was a noble thing to do, but it should be noted that she only did it because she was pushed/guilted into it by Karev. As Izzie said, he really is a good guy. I think it's safe to assume they're going to end up together (again), but not until Alex becomes comfortable with shedding his asshole costume. After everything that happened with Ava (nuts!), that might take some time. So it was no surprise that by the end of the episode, he went home with some nondescript brunette. Izzie saw him, and defeated, she began to fantasize about Denny. Ugh. She still isn't past him. That is creepy.
The highlight of the episode for me was definitely listening to Sloan berate George. I'm sorry, but he's funny. Jerk, yes - but funny too. He called him a "special moron!" The whole Lexie wants George plot feels forced to me though. At this point, with Ellis dead and Thatcher swimming in whiskey, the point of Lexie being around is lost. The same sort of goes for George too. His failing the intern exam the first time around threw him into this weird limbo and hooking up with Lexie is all that really makes any sense right now. Well... it make more sense that him hooking up with Izzie at least.
Oh and how could I forget Rose? First off, remember that big promo? The one where she told Derek she's pregnant? Bogus! Turns out she was just being a bitch! See, this I don't really get either. I liked her last season, a lot. Partially because she wasn't Meredith, but regardless - I liked her. You knew it wasn't going to last but it never struck me that she was the "bitchy ex-girlfriend" type. This felt forced too, as if we're meant to hate her now and I sort of do. I mean, she did hand Derek a scalpel blade first. However, no worries because she transferred to pediatrics. Goodbye Rose.
A few more thoughts...
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I love that Yang killed a guy. That line Hahn hit her with was gold. The one about how she lacks general surgery knowledge because she spends too much time on cardio-thoracic stuff. She's not as good as she thinks.
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What the hell was with that dream Yang had? Her and Meredith old? My interpretation? She told Mer that it wouldn't work with Derek because she has no one and she selfishly needs someone to grow old with. Then Hunt entered the picture...
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I hated the whole "Mercy West is getting all the good patients" thing at the beginning because of the new, lower ranking. "Guess we'll just stand here and wait." "Oh look, a limo with no windshield is barreling towards us!" It was just so obnoxiously predictable and worst of all, it's been done before.
Overall, just not that great. The ridiculous moments (the icicle, Denny, Hunt smooching Yang, Yang's grandma dream) coupled with the forced behaviors from Rose, Lexie, and George just really killed any momentum this episode might have had. The scary thought? Did you see the previews for the new episode in two weeks? It looked like a bathtub fell through the ceiling into the OR. Oh no.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
9-26-2008 @ 10:47AM
Renee said...
Black college grad whose been to gay clubs etc: I am a Christian and love the sinner but not the sin -- therefore, I cannot get with the gay lovers storyline on 'Grey's Anatomy' (nor any other show). After 4 years of being a loyal viewer (and quite frustrated over the summer after Season 4's last episode - and being concerned as to whether the girl/girl line would continue) I am sad to say that I simply can no longer watch the show. I have enjoyed the run.
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9-26-2008 @ 3:49PM
Jogue said...
But to me this seems like the perfect opportunity for you to get a little insight into how a gay relationship may start... how it might happen. You seem like the kind of person I would love to sit down with and have an educated talk with about this.
9-26-2008 @ 4:11PM
MarcDom7 said...
I watch "Dexter" but hate serial killers. Funny how open-mindedness works out.
9-26-2008 @ 10:47AM
srn said...
I've worked in a hospital. There's a whole big room in the basement called "medical credentialing" filled with files for everyone who works there. I had to prove that I had a Ph.D. just to do research there and not touch a patient. And I'm sure the insurance company would love, "wait, you let a guy in a uniform walk in and start treating patients, did you ask for ID at least?"
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9-26-2008 @ 10:47AM
Sage said...
Hmm... I thought the episode was a bit campy, but fun. And I loved Hunt, myself. I've liked him since I saw him in Journyman. (Plus, he's kinda hot.)
I'm not so sure we've seen the last of Rose--it was too simple, and I'm okay with that. I am VERY thankful they didn't have her cry 'sexual harassment' after Deric asked her to switch departments.
And... Izzie's not over Denny... ...but I don't think she'll ever really be over him. Nor do I think she should be. I was surprised to see him in the episode, but that she was still wishing for that... ...seemed entirely realistic.
(My uncle died within days of his marriage. His wife was messed up for ages and ages, and it took her like 4 years to date, and like 10 years to marry.)
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10-01-2008 @ 10:32AM
Calli said...
Someone I had a relationship died after our romance was over, but we'd remained good friends, and I'd never stopped loving him and often wondered "what if". I'm a happily married woman now, and I still think of him often.
Izzie still thinking of Denny, especially at a time when she's a little confused/hurt is perfectly natural and not at all creepy. Her idea of what her life would be and the plans that she'd made were snatched away. Even with all the craziness that is Grey's, that particular detail was real and very moving.
9-26-2008 @ 10:48AM
NaeNae said...
Black college grad: I have hung out with a male friend, as well as with my gay brother, at gay clubs - specifically when I was getting divorced as just did not want to deal with the straight meat market scene. As a Christian, I love the sinner, but not the sin. I am not at all interested in viewing gay relationships in my living room. I have been a great supporter of 'Grey's Anatomy' but am no longer going to view the show. What a disappointment that the show's writers feel they must join in the fray of being what they feel is 'socially correct'. I disagree. Oh, well, I guess us Christians will just stop watching TV, which isn't a bad thing.
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9-30-2008 @ 1:09PM
jamie said...
Um, does your "gay brother" who you apparantly frequent "gay club" with know that you're a bigot?
10-01-2008 @ 2:23AM
Calli said...
NaeNae, you don't want the gay in your living room, but you'll go to their clubs?
While you are certainly within your rights to not watch the show, you have to realize how ridiculous that sounds.
9-26-2008 @ 10:49AM
Tim said...
Other than some of the ridiculous moments you pointed out, I found this episode almost a throw back to the old-style Grey's Anatomy of the first couple seasons. I haven't laughed so hard at a GA story since, at least, season 2. Hopefully they can get some momentum going.
You're right, the Rose storyline felt forced... I don't think someone as professional as she is supposed to be would be acting like that in the OR.
I don't think Lexie's infatuation with George will last long either. But it was interesting to see Sloan take notice of her. Not that I think they should sleep together, but I think he might help her get a pair, so to speak.
I really loved the awkwardness between Callie and Hahn. First stages of attraction always makes things more giggly, too. But now I'm confused, because I thought as early as season 3 it had been firmly established that Hahn was a lesbian. Regardless to say, I'm glad to see some non heterosexual shenanigans going on, too.
Note to future Grey's Anatomy writers: Maybe Sloan's constant womanizing is a cover for his inability to express the feelings he has for another man... (Ok, wishful thinking, but it'd be nice to see him in nothing but a towel again...) There's a character who needs more development, too!
By the way, I can't believe you totally overlooked the BEST part of the episode(s)... Bernandette Peters and Kathy Baker as the wives (the broke one and the cheater, respectively). They're both awesomely talented actresses who really made the most of their storylines.
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10-01-2008 @ 10:32AM
Calli said...
I agree with you totally... Peters and Baker were so very good in this episode. They pulled me right into their story and kept me there.
9-26-2008 @ 11:04AM
eugene said...
christians... so gald you can cherry pick you morality. For four seasons we've been watching what the bible calls adultery, not to mention a fair amount of lying and thieving but two girls make nice and NOW you're playing the morality card? Oh STFU already, If your religion was that important to you, the chronic adultery (yes, according to the Bible, two unmarried people engaging in sexual relations constitutes adultery AND the Bible doesn't recognize divorce so mer and der are and always will be living in sin) would have turned you off at the very first episode.
But no... in your little world, heterosexual sin is somehow less offensive than homosexual sin... only, according to your own God it isn't. God weighs both equally.
So really, if you're going to go around calling yourself a Christian, try and actually find out what God/Jesus says from time to time.
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9-29-2008 @ 10:26AM
Doc said...
Well said, eugene, well said.
9-26-2008 @ 11:36AM
Justin said...
Call me crazy, but I thought Christians were supposed to love everyone. The whole Do Unto Others--of course, I don't say that as someone expecting those who frown on gay relationships to go and be gay, but you wouldn't want someone belittling your heterosexual lifestyle because some religion has beaten it into them that straight love is a sin?
I'm of the mind that you mind your business and I'll mind mine and never the 'tween shall meet. If you don't want to watch the show because of the storyline, so be it--I won't argue that. I will argue how you can call yourself a Christian and judge anyone's actions. Being a Christian--having faith--isn't a crutch to impart morality (especially from a book tainted by czars, totalitarians, and greedy religious despots), ethics, or judgment. Being a Christian--or Catholic, Jewish, Muslim, Hindi, Buddhist, et. al. is about being charitable, non-prejudice, and spreading the good of your god. If we are all in his image, you are spurning your brothers and sisters in the name of fear.
As for the show, it was a bit campy but I think Shonda and company were trying to be as openly metaphoric as possible. It didn't make for great television but I felt as if it was meant to refresh and reset for the new season.
And I love Lexie. She's the only character aside from Sloan who is worth the time to like. I especially enjoy the fact that she barely like Meredith--many of the same foibles and faults--but how they handle them couldn't be more night and day. I do think a relationship w/ George is a little ridiculous but I suppose it's alright that, for once, a show is pushing that the good guy can and should win in the end.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:46PM
George said...
It seems to me that the whole "Drop in the Rankings" storyline is an allegory. Seattle Grace = 'Grey's Anatomy'. The show made a steady climb in the ratings, but the writers' strike and a series of self-indulgent storylines drove it downhill. (I'm sure it's still at the top of the ratings because... well, because there's no damn connection between quality and ratings, but the bloom is certainly off the rose.) I caught a few bits of dialogue that seemed to ram that point home, but of course I didn't write them down or anything. Oh well.
@srn -- I agree. Nothing says "real world" like insurance companies. And if there isn't already a 'Grey's' drinking game in which you take a drink every time someone does something that could result in a career-ending malpractice suit, there should be.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:53PM
MM said...
Christian posters...glad you have the courage to post. But I do agree with at least one of the other posters who points out the adultery, fornication, lying etc. that occurs on this program. I watched the show a couple of times but stopped b/c of the lack of morals...but hey, you are correct...not watching TV would be the best thing for all of us!
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9-26-2008 @ 1:53PM
bc said...
"That line Hahn hit her with was gold. The one about how she lacks general surgery knowledge because she spends too much time on cardio-thoracic stuff. She's not as good as she thinks."
And yet, the story line last season was Hahn's refusal to teach Christina, until she finally had to beg. But now Hahn's resentful when Richard tells her she needs to improve her teaching skills (why doesn't he talk to Sloan as well, btw). Although her attempts understand the other doctors' teaching styles were some of the funnier bits of the episode.
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9-26-2008 @ 1:53PM
khia213 said...
This is the first time I've watched this show and I only watched for Kevin McKidd. I don't think I can do it again even though I think he's sex on a stick. The show is too whiney, neurotic and utterly unrealistic. Back to my Rome dvds.
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9-26-2008 @ 3:49PM
bc said...
Rent "Bedrooms and Hallways." Lucius Vorenus and Marc Antony get it on. But don't tell Renee.
9-26-2008 @ 4:11PM
adela.t4 said...
Upon the insistence of my friend Claire, I decided to watch the season premiere of Grey's last night in the hopes that the crappiness of last season could be attributed only to the writer's strike and not to the fact that the show has completely and irreversibly jumped the shark.
After last night's episode, I'm still not sure what I think.
The first half of the episode was entirely lame, but I think the latter half somewhat made up for it. (Only somewhat, though.) The episode definitely did not need to be two hours long; they probably could have pulled a Fringe and premiered it in 1.5 hours instead.
The episode opens up with this entirely lame dream sequence where Derek gets into a car accident and dies with Meredith screaming and crying and pounding on the window as though that's going to help somehow. The audience is supposed to believe that this is actually occurring, and the dramatic swelling of music accompanied by Meredith's screeching really didn't make me sympathetic for her at all -- it actually just made me want to push the mute button.
Thankfully, this sequence didn't last too long, and the rest of Meredith's story for the episode is the usual emo should-I-or-should-I-not-be-with-Derek. Meredith thinks that perhaps her dreams are just her fears of not getting a happy ending, and she of course talks Cristina's ear off about the whole thing. When the episode started, I couldn't really think much beyond, "omg, are Meredith and Cristina still complaining about their personal lives in front of strangers when they're supposed to be acting like professional surgeons?" And the answer is yes. Towards the middle of the episode, however, I was shocked and pleased when Cristina finally turned around and told Meredith to shut the hell up! Oh yes, and then she followed this exclamation by repeating it: "Consider the possibility of shutting the hell up!" It's ABOUT TIME that Cristina finally gets fed up with Meredith's constant blabbering. But then, tragedy of tragedies, Cristina gets IMPALED WITH AN ICICLE as some kind of existential punishment for finally putting Meredith in her place. What kind of weird justice is that?! If you ask me, Meredith should have been the one to get impaled.
At the end of the episode, Meredith tells Cristina that she needs her to be the friend that tells her that she can make it with Derek, because if she doesn't have Cristina's support she's going to fail no matter what. Well, way to go Meredith -- there's nothing better than asking your best friend to lie to you, thus ensuring that she's never comfortable expressing her true opinions again.
Also, the show sadly decided to bring up that whole "you're my person" thing again -- that was cute once, but we really didn't need to go there again. Meredith tells Cristina "you're my person," and I was willing to let it go -- I remember the moment distinctly: I started giggling a little bit in my chair, and I said "No, it's okay just once, maybe it's a little cheesy but I can deal." A little bit of dialogue takes place, and then when Meredith asks Cristina if she's only saying what she thinks Meredith will want to hear, Cristina says, "I am your person!" And I pretty much started laughing so much at the idiocy of it that I didn't hear the rest of that conversation.
Oh, well, I'm sure I didn't miss much.
So basically Meredith's character hasn't evolved much at all since season one -- she's still afraid of "getting her happy ending" and still does nothing but complain and whine about how crappy her life is and contemplating why it is that she's so "dark and twisty."
I'm torn about Cristina in this episode. I like that she finally told Meredith off, but I'm sad that she backed down so quickly at the end of the episode. What she should have told Meredith is, "No, bitch, I'm not going to lie to you and compromise my integrity just to make you feel better." And instead she said, "I am your person, la la!" Okay, maybe she didn't sing, but considering how cheesy that moment was I probably wouldn't have been surprised if she had.
One of the highlights of this episode was an army trauma surgeon that comes in with some trauma victims -- after Cristina finds out that he trach'd a guy with a ballpoint pen, her response is "Hot!" After she gets impaled with the icicle, he's the one who finds her and eventually gives her medical care. He tells her that she's too good for this hospital and should do what he does, trauma surgery in the military, where things are more spontaneous and exciting. Cristina of course tells him that things can be spontaneous and exciting at Seattle Grace and she doesn't want to leave, but all I could think was, "Yes, Cristina, please go off with military man!" I mean, come on! Cristina ditching dark and twisty Meredith, Sandra Oh sporting military garb? That's gotta be a better spin-off series than Private Practice. Unfortunately, when the inevitable smooching between them occurs, Cristina puts a stop to it before they can get on with the raucous sex part of the episode. Oh well, maybe army dude will come back later -- Richard did offer him a job, but army dude turned it down. Although... am I the only one who noticed that he looked slightly hesitant about doing so?
To return to the beginning again -- one of the first scenes of the episode shows the characters crowding around a computer looking to see where they rate as a teaching hospital in comparison with other hospitals. They come in 12th (unsurprising, considering that they spend more time talking about their personal lives than actually working), and everyone is of course terribly distraught over it. Erica spends the rest of the episode wondering how she can become a better teacher. Why would Erica care about becoming a better teacher? Isn't she just a bitch that doesn't care two cents about what other people think of her? Personally, I think they used her sudden concern as a plot device -- Erica goes around asking people how to become a better teacher, and then reveals the following observations: Shephard 's thinking strategy is talking out loud, Bailey's strategy is being blunt, direct, and not overteaching, and Sloan's strategy is berating and humiliating his students. As if the audience needed any reminders that Derek talks too much, Bailey doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut, and all Sloan is good for is creating chaos and lowering the self-esteem of his interns.
Lexi still needs to grow some stones -- when Sloan eggs her on, all she can do is shout "Shut up!" over and over again. Come on Lexi, you can't think of a snappier comeback? Go take lessons from Cristina on how to be a bigger bitch.
Another annoying part of the episode is with the patients themselves -- three ladies were in a car accident, and they find out that their husbands, riding in a separate limo, were in one as well. One of the ladies finds out that her best friend had been sleeping with her husband, and when her friend tries to reconcile with her, she delivers one of the best lines of the episode, a simple, "I'm gonna miss you," and walks away. I was so pleased with this, because I was worried that she was just going to forgive her on the spot, and that just would not be plausible. But then, at the end of the episode, the writers had to go and screw that up too -- the ladies do this weird reconciling thing without words, and walk away hand in hand. Blah.
I'm not sure how I feel about the budding relationship between Erica and Callie. I think I agree with reviewer Alan Sepinwall when he says that "I still think Callie and Dr. Hahn are gay for each other. . . only because the writers needed to give these two characters something to do." I'll have to wait and see what happens in the coming weeks before I can make a judgment.
At the end of the episode, Richard tells his staff that the surgery protocol is changing, and I can't help but think that this was actually a message from the writers to the audience, ensuring us that things at the hospital are going to take some turns, and don't worry, we won't be bored. If this episode is any indication, they aren't going to be living up to their word.
But I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt for at least two more weeks -- the preview for an upcoming episode didn't actually show next week's (which means that it's probably less-than-promising), but rather showed a trailer for the episode that will air two weeks from now, and apparently it's going to be spectacular.
We'll see.
My highlights of the episode:
* Sloan saying to George, "What kind of moron are you? Are you a special moron from the aisle of complex and utter morons?"
* Bailey and Cristina both hoping that trauma patients will come to their O.R. despite the fact that they are ranked number 12. Bailey: "I have a dream that trauma will come through those doors." Cristina: "I share that dream." Meredith's comment on this earlier in the episode was quite funny as well: "We're standing out here in the hopes that someone is severely injured, wishing and praying that someone is so hurt and so near death that they have to bring them here." Indeed, Meredith, indeed.
* Izzie spends most of her time with a patient whose memory keeps resetting every thirty seconds, and she must continually remind the patient where she is and what's going on. At one point Alex comes by, and tells the patient: "You're in a spaceship and going to the moon!" Yes, it's totally evil and unprofessional, but it was probably the only point in the episode where I laughed out loud and the writers actually intended for me to do so.
* Bailey giving Alex the okay to turn back the clock to 11:58pm in the O.R. to ensure that the patient gets insurance (his insurance ends at midnight that day). Screwing over insurance companies is always fun.
Other low points, besides what I've already elaborated upon:
* The weird Denny flashback at the end of the episode. Sorry, but for me, Denny ended at season two, and when I see him now, all I can think is, "Hi, John Winchester. Can you please pull out your rock-salt gun and blow away that demon-chick in the cupcake dress? It's nice to know that you haunt a hospital, hope to see you again in next week's episode so maybe you can kill Meredith the next time she starts acting like a whiny biatch."
* The implication that Alex is becoming a nice guy, and then watching as he reverts to being a jerk (to Izzie, anyway).
* More lame dialogue: "This guy's getting an express ticket to the O.R." .....Really?
* The weird flash to the future that Cristina sees after getting impaled by the icicle. Meredith and Cristina as little old ladies making chicken together? Cristina putting on a surgical glove to hold the chicken as she makes a surgical incision? It looks likes Sandra Oh and Ellen Pompeo had a few too many beers with the writers one night and they suddenly came up with this "brilliant" idea. Ellen: "No wait, no wait, I got it! Let's do a scene where Meredith and Cristina are little old ladies with the gray hair and the wrinkles, and they can live together and make chicken and it'll be so funny and omg it'll just be so much fun, don't you think, Sandra?" Sandra: "You know, I just may be drunk enough to think that's a great idea."
---Adela P.
http://acf-reviews.blogspot.com/
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