"Guess Who's Coming to Denver?": Man, I wish it were the Democratic National Convention all day, every day because it seems like it's providing endless, wondrous material for the show. Not only did they make me spend a good three minutes just laughing at Jon's crazy eyes while reacting to Governor Mark Warner's terrible speech (watch his eyes almost fall off his face when Jon says, "His speech suuucks"), but they've once again reminded me that Dennis Kucinich can do absolutely no jumping around without looking like an over-excited leprechaun. And he has a super-hot wife to make him feel better about any stupid, mean thing that I may say, so it's okay.Speaking of spouses, that uncomfortably long footage of Bill Clinton looking slack-jawed and slightly baffled also sent me into a spin of uncontrollable laughter. Mouth-breathers are never not funny. In other, more eloquent words: This episode brought the lulz.
Distilled Essence of the Media John Oliver stopped by to stir up some conflict by finding controversy in the uncontroversial. His report from the convention center was fantastic, even though I feared for his life when he stood in front of the TV during Hillary Clinton's speech. I was waiting for someone to come in and tackle him and/or beat him senseless. I guess it doesn't really matter, because he ended up sobbing on the floor anyway. Did the audience just boo? Did the audience just real-boo a fake point by a fake reporter? Thank goodness for the thin air, because God knows how long that response would have lasted otherwise.
The reporters covering the DNC must be super-exhausted because they're getting grumpy. Have Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann really been at each other's throats? Because I've been watching coverage on-and-off and I haven't noticed any specific instances. Joe Scarborough was kind of bitchy too, but we all knew that. Now, how about that Samantha Bee/Wyatt Cenac as Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama moment? Beautiful. Now I'm tempted to associate every correspondent with a personality related to the election. So, if Jason Jones is Bill Clinton and Rob Riggle is John McCain, what does that make John Oliver, Larry Wilmore and Aasif Mandvi? I expect your answers in essay or fan art form within the next half hour.
The night's guest was Howard Dean, Chairman of the Democratic National Committee. He was also in Denver for the convention, obviously, but he was either too busy taking care of Chairman-y business or wanted to avoid the possibility of coming off as another awkward politician on The Daily Show. If his plan was somehow the unlikelier second option, then he totally failed because that delay made things weird. I thought pauses that pregnant only existed in feeds between countries. Otherwise, Dean was in pretty fine Chairman form, taking any opportunity to throw a jab at McCain's camp. I mean, seriously, he even took the time delay as an opportunity to make fun of McCain.
Moment of Zen: Joe Scarborough's sarcastic voice hurts, even when it's not being directed to you.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-28-2008 @ 11:55AM
Oneiroi said...
I'm sorry but they really need to quit the satellite interviews unless they find a way to decrease the delay. I think the delay here maybe was worse than when Colbert was talking to the astronaut in space.
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8-28-2008 @ 12:09PM
StillBash said...
Annie
a) Thanks for not using Hulu videos. Can't watch those so the CC ones are the way to go for the rest of the world.
b) I guess you embedded the John Oliver video three times
c) John Oliver can only be the british prime minister. Larry Wilmore would be Condoleeza Rice and Aasif Mandvi would be... whatever he is. ;-) Being from India he could fake being Pakistani president Musharaf who just got the axe. But that's all not domestic politics related which is kind of hard with foreigners with work-visas. I mean do you know a single politician with indian ancestry? Didn't think so.
d) loved the Samantha/Wyatt bit. Didn't see it coming at first and it made it oh so much better :-)
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8-28-2008 @ 12:22PM
Franklin said...
"I mean do you know a single politician with indian ancestry? Didn't think so."
Try the governor of Louisiana, Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, whose parents are immigrants from India. Of course you've never let ignorance of the facts stop you from being a loudmouth.
Putz.
8-28-2008 @ 3:08PM
StillBash said...
I asked Annie. And sorry for not knowing the names and ancestry of a couple hundred US politicians.
So congrats. Mandvi can be Piyush Jindal. What a perfect fit for The Daily Show. The jokes they can get out of this will be a riot I guess.
What I mean is this: if the person in question isn't somebody the majority of the audience already knows, you can't use this person for a joke. My question was directed at that, not towards the possibility that there are politicians with indian ancestry AT ALL. I guess you also think that I don't think there are any indians living in the US at all. *sigh*
Sorry if all this went over your head.
8-28-2008 @ 4:23PM
Annie Wu said...
I think my subconscious just really, really likes John Oliver and that's why I accidentally posted the clip three times. As for the CC vids, I'm actually supposed to use Hulu ones, so this was just a one off thing because I was in a rush.
8-29-2008 @ 1:40PM
Franklin said...
What I know about you (not think) is you're a very uninformed foreigner who blathers on about our country as if you know what you're talking about. Yet you don't. Governal Jindal's name has been in the national media as of late since he was considered to be one of the likely choices for McCain's running mate.
Your ignorance of the facts and misplaced ego does not constitute a mistake on my part. Since you speak at length on subjects you know little or nothing about, you just look like an idiot. You could educate yourself and climb out of that hole of ignorance you've dug for yourself. Unfortunately you can't do anything about your lineage.
8-28-2008 @ 3:45PM
nickmagoo said...
the afore mentioned jindal has been in the new a lot recently - he's on mccain's shortlist for VP. he looks nice, is a fairly charming guy...and an evangelical christian. like 'the earth is 6,000 years old' kind of christian.
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8-28-2008 @ 4:18PM
StillBash said...
Ok then I admit I was wrong and am a Putz :-)
But you can't really blame me I'm kind of german you know...
8-29-2008 @ 1:56PM
Franklin said...
By the way, nickmagoo, Jindal is indeed Christian, but not a fundamentalist by any means. He certainly doesn't believe the Earth is only 6000 years old. The problem with noisy people of little or no faith is that the liberal media only likes to showcase the nutcase religious types, giving anyone who has a hatred of religion the idea that all religious people are rabid fundamentalists. The real truth is most people of faith believe in evolution, science, facts, etc. It's just that we have the ability to see how all of this could be initiated by God.
I'm sorry if the rest of you don't have the cognitive capacity to understand. I'll pray for you.
8-29-2008 @ 6:30PM
nickmagoo said...
"Jindal is indeed Christian, but not a fundamentalist by any means. He certainly doesn't believe the Earth is only 6000 years old."
maybe he doesn't believe the earth is 6,000 yrs old - my bad. but he certainly believes in some VERY odd stuff. he took part in an exorcism in college - and describes it here: http://www.newoxfordreview.org/article.jsp?did=1294-jindal
exorcism? oy, vey...he's a very conservative catholic (converting from hinduism) and they believe, in a nutshell, if you're not with us you're going to hell. but i suppose it's not any different than how extremely religious folks, be they baptists, mormons, muslims, scientologists or whoever.
i admire many aspects of religions - the rituals, the communal experience, the endless contributions to cultural and artistic traditions, the emphasis on good deeds, etc...and yet...i have many friends of various faiths whom i love dearly - but somewhere, deep in their hearts, they believe that i (who's wept with them during crises, housed them when they lost a home, babysat their children, etc), will be sent to a (albeit nonexistent) fiery pit filled with demons and eternal agony. that is really, really messed up, and frankly, insane.
"I'm sorry if the rest of you don't have the cognitive capacity to understand."
and here i thought christians were supposed to be humble - remember, don't judge, lest ye be judged ;-) i was a good catholic altar boy and did my time in the church so don't take me to task for not believing in an invisible man sitting on a cloud somewhere in the land of make believe. but it's fine with me if you want to.
8-28-2008 @ 9:25PM
Jack said...
"Governor Mike Warner's terrible speech..."
It's Mark Warner, not Mike. Just sayin'...
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8-28-2008 @ 9:45PM
Annie Wu said...
Fixed, thanks.