Oh thank God. Paris Hilton is going to England to try and find a new best friend for her reality television show Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Now, rather than subject us to her vapid, debutante antics, she'll be doing the same thing across the Atlantic where they're more used to that sort of behavior.You know, this is quite an honor for some lucky Brit. There is nobody more loyal, caring and understanding as a friend than Paris Hilton. Just ask Nicole Richie.
The biggest winner of this contest will be the American public. Paris will find a new BFF and go with her to all the London nightclubs, possibly taking the Channel Tunnel to the city that is her namesake and partying all night there. They'll have fun together and she can stay there and enjoy the company of her new BFF forever.
Wait a minute. You don't think they're going to let her back in, do you?
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