In a perfect example of "you never know", Chris Kattan has separated from his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, after two months of marriage. I would have called it "nuptial bliss," but I don't think that qualifies here. This was a quickie, even by Hollywood standards (although they were dating since 2005. I guess the actual wedding was a catalyst for a reexamination of the relationship).They must have foreseen problems since a prenuptial agreement was signed. Thank goodness there are no children to worry about. Children always make a separation more messy.
This whole announcement came three days after Kattan's rep announced the split, but stated that no divorce was in the works. How quickly things change.
After a two-month wedding, you have to wonder if any romantic feelings were involved at all, or if someone just wanted a career boost. There can be such superficiality and phoniness in Hollywood. It couldn't have been a real marriage like Christopher Knight.
Seven greatest hand cannons in TV history
TV Squad previews NBC's new shows (part 1)
TV 101: How ESPN controls the world and what the other networks can learn from it
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
8-23-2008 @ 9:44PM
Christopher said...
I think it went more like this:
Did you leave this towel on the floor?
No.
I wasn't me, it was YOU!!!
I can't do this anymore. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Reply
8-23-2008 @ 11:58PM
MERVE-THE-PERVE said...
The problem could have been the 2 month wedding. I wouldn't be able to stay married to a woman very long if it took 2 months to say our vows.
Reply
8-24-2008 @ 1:28AM
Brent McKee said...
They're amateurs in the business of brief marriages. Ernest Borgnine and Ethel Merman were married for a month and even they were a long lived couple compared to Dennis Hopper and Michelle Phillips who were married to each other for 8 days.
Reply
8-24-2008 @ 10:44AM
Jimmy said...
I guess she didn't like-a-da Mango!
Reply
8-24-2008 @ 10:48AM
Jimmy said...
Or maybe she sobered up long enough to realize she was married to Chris Kattan.
8-24-2008 @ 11:57AM
PurpleSlog said...
A good beard is hard to find nowadays I guess.
Reply
8-24-2008 @ 11:53PM
Peter Lynn said...
How could a man so incredibly gay take two months to remember that he was incredibly gay?
Reply