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Can't. Stop. Talking. About. Gossip. Girl. It's true, it's an impossibility. Gossip Girl, the random, trashy, highly buzzed about but low-rated CW drama, is returning for its second season on September 1st. Recently, The CW has released some teasers to catch us up on what everybody's favorite perfectly-coiffed Upper East Siders are up to. Basically, they're still having sex and backstabbing one another, but this time it's in The Hamptons!

I've got to admit that I'm ashamed of myself for being this excited about Gossip Girl's return. It's cheesy and silly, and is definitely not a replacement for The CW's oft-mourned Veronica Mars. Regardless, seeing the gang (minus the Humphreys) in these promos was nice--in a very similar way to when someone you went to high school with but weren't friends with finds you on Facebook. It's interesting to see what they've been up to, but you're still pretty sure you're not going to be besties.

The (spoilery) videos are after the jump.

It looks like that when we pick up, it's the end of the summer. Blair is coming back and poor, creepy Chuck Bass is sad because he hurt her and tries in a very slimy way to get her back. Meanwhile, Nate is sleeping with a much older married woman and Serena is pretending to be in a relationship with him, which basically makes her his beard, which ... seems appropriate.