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You know, there's nothing quite like watching the hapless hamsters of the Big Brother 10 house flounder about in their own self-imposed hell. Hey, better them than me, right? Better them than you, too! After all, we have our own private Swim Club going on here at TV Squad. But let's not talk about it. Let's just mock some hamsters.

Read on past the jump for the latest show spoilers from inside the Big Brother 10 house.

We're in the time frame now that I have no severe spoilers to offer you. The show has finally caught up to real life time in the house as far as competitions and such. But that doesn't mean that absolutely nothing's been going on. If all else fails, Ollie and April will have sex again. And again and again. Oh, but ... shh. Their fellow hamsters don't know about it. Just the rest of the world (and their parents) know.

Watching the houseguests on the live feeds presents most of them in an entirely different light than the edited version seen on the show. From the initial bios leading us onto expecting one thing only to have them display another to what's not seen on the show. For example, they've played up the Ollie and April showmance. But in past seasons, they've really zoomed in on anyone having sex in the house. Not a smidgen of what's going on with those two. Are they different because of Ollie's father? Or is it something deeper? Ollie is almost a nonentity on the show. Yet, when he was mad about Dan possibly changing his vote, he referred to him with a slur for homosexuals. Folks just watching the show see the girls gone wild, but Ollie comes across as an angel or a nonentity. Go figure.

In house crumbs:

• Dan continues to work his way a bit with everyone in the house. While he has the Swim Club (don't talk about it) meetings with Renny and Ollie, he also has Proper Pronunciation of Rs sessions with Michelle. I'm finding him easily the most entertaining and likable hamster when I thought from his original CBS bio that I'd like him the least.
• It's now Libra's birthday. Unlike previous seasons, BB is doing nothing for their birthdays this year. Maybe it's because about half the cast will have birthdays over the season. I don't know. It all came across as a bit hypocritical for Libra, but nowhere near as pathetic as Keesha's big day.
  
• Dan and Jerry used their creative skills and nail polish to make a 20 Month Anniversary project for Dan's Monica.
  
• April got the HOH camera and made the rounds.
• Renny and Keesha continued to snipe about April.
• It appears that America is targeting Jessie for eviction. If the group actually votes the way they should as individuals, it should be 4-3 for Jessie to go home. If not, Dan is going to be odd man out.
• They did another Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson segment today. We can expect a conversation about the fake real earthquake. Apparently Craig leads them on about it.
• Renny doesn't trust that Dan will actually go along with their evict Jessie vote. Little does she know.
• Keesha has a potty mouth. But the show shows that ... albeit bleeped.
• Michelle, April, Jessie, and Ollie think the rest of the house will go along with the plan (to evict Memphis).
• But it looks like the vote will be Renny, Dan, Keesha, and Libra vote to evict Jessie while Ollie, Jerry, and Michelle vote to evict Memphis.
  
• Only time will tell.