Okay, guys, you may want to sit down. I've got some bad news. There really is no good way to say this, so I'll just come out with it: Another couple who found "love" on a reality dating show has broken up. I know, I know. It's simply unbelievable. This time, the unlucky duo is Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, from Rock of Love 2. How could it not have lasted forever? There was a mud pit involved, for Pete's sake.
Luckily, Michaels and VH1 aren't letting this little setback stop them from trying again for love and sweet, sweet, ratings. VH1 has just announced that there will be a Rock of Love 3 -- with a twist. Rock of Love Bus is set to premiere on the music channel in early 2009.
For more information about Rock of Love Bus and why Bret and Ambre called it quits, follow me after the jump.
Bret has long cited life as a touring musician and the busy schedule that goes along with it as a reason why his relationships don't work out. In fact, Ambre cites just that as the reason they ultimately didn't find a lasting love, "He's right, it's absolutely an insane lifestyle and neither of us had the time to make it work." See? It was the schedule, not the fact that he had the opportunity to get paid to mack on another crew of willing groupies.
However, macking on a new set of groupies is exactly what Michaels will be doing, except this time he's not even messing with the rented mansion; he's taking them straight to the tour bus. The ladies will follow Bret as he embarks on a month-long tour and will be tested along the way. The challenges include greeting aggressive groupies, filling in for roadies, and even an event called the Truck Stop Olympics. It wouldn't be a true test of love unless there were women playing football in a mud pit, so VH1 assures us that yes, there will even be a Mud Bowl 3.
We'll be able to expect the requisite amount of hair-pulling, name calling and the all around classy behavior that has made Rock of Love break VH1's ratings records. At the end, Bret will pick the woman he wants to sleep with the most often, and she will be crowned the winner. The sad part is, I'll be watching when she is.















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
7-17-2008 @ 12:55PM
reanea said...
If Bret is trying to find a true and long lasting love, he's going about it the wrong way. Most of the women that he is going to meet just want the fame and fortune. Tell me how you can really know the true inner person, when there are in a competition, they will do what ever they can to win..now if this is only for the publicity then good luck with you ratings
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7-17-2008 @ 1:56PM
ac said...
Is Brett wearing lip-gloss in that photo?
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7-17-2008 @ 5:13PM
Merrilee said...
Yes he is. Good eye!
7-17-2008 @ 5:29PM
ORKMommy said...
I think he's in phase two of his sex change. He totally looks like a woman with collagen lips. He probably figures that if he can't find a woman to stay with him forever, he'll just become one!
He's totally disgusting and so are the women he "dates".
7-17-2008 @ 7:47PM
Anita said...
Uggh! OK, I followed ROL1 & 2 (as well as FOL1, 2, x . .. ), however, I'm kind of angry. VH1 PROMISED that no matter what there'd be no ROL3 (and no FOLx), so I feel kinda cheated. Sure, people are still into the show, but I feel as if it's rewarding Brett for his skankalicious ways -
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7-21-2008 @ 3:49PM
JMS said...
Oh come on! He wants to settle down??? Find a true love??? You know Brett it's time to grow up! You can love someone for who they are not just for sex or their looks. It's not all about you, it's about both of you. Look back to before you were "famous". You were like all the rest of us.....waiting for the right person to spend the rest of your life with. Now it's all about what you can get out of it......cop some feels, make out with some girls...then find someone who will tolerate your behavior toward "sexy" girls. You don't have to behave like that to keep us fans around. You and Ambre were a perfect match. She had her life career going and you could not stand that she did. Let's see you follow her career! I am sure she doesn't grovel and drool over men and sleep around. Come on let's get real here. I personally think you are a great guy and you could do so much better in life than what you are. Money, looks and fame are not everything. Well for what it is I would truely like to wish you all the best in a relationship that is true.
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