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Still haven't had enough of Hannah Montana? Well, you're in luck then because teen sensation Hannah Montana AKA Miley Cyrus has been slated to host the 2008 Teen Choice Awards. She's also up for three awards herself, which is nice and all, but pales in comparison to the CW's Gossip Girl with 14 and Chris Brown with nine. I've seen Cyrus in interviews and ad-libbing and she seems incredibly competent and comfortable so I expect she'll do a fine job hosting. The ceremony is set for Monday, August 4 at 8 ET on FOX.

I hate to say it, but do you think there's a legion of people out there just waiting for her to lose it the way many of the teen starlets eventually do. Maybe not as bad as Lindsay "You Really Don't Want to Mess With the" Lohan. But you know they've got the countdown clock for her eighteenth birthday, and they're all throwing little parties because of those Miley Cyrus naughty MySpace pics. The funny thing about all the scandal to me is that those pics aren't really all that big of a deal.

I had a little sister and it's the same kind of harmless silliness she got up to. And she turned out alright. Sure there were those years of hard drugs and whoring, but what young girl doesn't go through that phase? And besides, with the advancements in dentistry and the advent of Hollywood & Veneers like Hillary Duff's horse teeth she had awhile back, you don't even need to worry about meth mouth anymore. Just cover up them pearly grays and get back to what you love the best!

DISCLAIMER: The preceding in no way indicates a belief that Miley Cyrus has ever or will ever partake in any of the activities described above, except for the racy photos because we've all seen that much evidence at least. I believe that she's a very charming and nice young girl with a lovely smile, a ton of money and a bevy of high-paid lawyers at her beck and call while I have Gary Coleman in a hand-me-down suit from Verne Troyer.