Rock of Love's Bret Michaels was named one of the hottest bachelors of 2008 by People magazine. But skanks like Daisy de la Hoya, Heather Chadwell, and Ambre Lake knew that already. Bret is joined by fellow television stars Mario Lopez, Penn Badgley, Ed Westwick, Chace Crawford, and Brody Jenner. He credits his awesome weave, always protected by a bandana or cowboy hat, as the major part of his sex appeal: "It creates this Tarzanesque, likable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you. "To put it simply, long hair works for me. It rocks." No, Bret. You rock.
So what do you think? Does big man Bret deserve a spot on this list? You can view the whole list here.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
6-19-2008 @ 12:08AM
MERVE-THE-PERVE said...
I didn't know he was wearing a weave. What a POSER! If I ever run across him I think I'll give it a good yank just for the hell of it.
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6-19-2008 @ 1:38AM
erik said...
um?
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6-19-2008 @ 6:23AM
unenthused said...
"It creates this Ron-Jeremy-esque, pathetic baLd-boy image. It says, 'I am looking for a child. I will take you on a Harley ride (with 3 layers of protection for my weave), then make careful love to you, so as not to muss the finest extensions Europe has to offer. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect my hair. "To put it simply, weave represents me. It's fake." No, Bret. You're fake.
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6-19-2008 @ 7:19AM
deebopalula said...
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
6-19-2008 @ 7:58AM
Cincinnati Mike said...
Don't hate Bret for his weave. Hate him because he's one of the all-time kings of snatch. And then ask yourself just how much penicillin and Valtrex does it take to produce "Rock of Love?"
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6-19-2008 @ 8:15AM
ladytex said...
Bret Michaels? Eeewww! Who picks these things anyway and do they need to borrow my glasses?
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6-19-2008 @ 8:27AM
Sarah said...
I don't even know who this guy is, but he sounds pretty skanky.
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6-19-2008 @ 8:46AM
whoops said...
Gag a maggot, girls, he was gross to start with. Now he's just plain nasty.
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6-19-2008 @ 8:49AM
laura said...
by "hottest" they do mean "the bachelor with the most active STD's" as in "it WILL burn"
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6-19-2008 @ 9:13AM
mj said...
A weave? omg. Seriously, I like the guy, because he is a diabetic, as I am. He kept it quiet for years, but after passing out on stage, people thought he was on drugs or an alcoholic, so he admitted it. Granted, he doesn't fling it in everyone's face, but it is nice to see a diabetic leading a normal (?) life.
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6-19-2008 @ 4:45PM
Karen said...
Is this serious? He is leading a normal life? He has diabetes and so that is a good thing? Because he is so ewwww....I can't imagine wanting to be associated with him in any shape, form or fashion.
9-16-2008 @ 1:06AM
Irena URL said...
OH! Bret wears a weave? SO WHAT? As long as he's happy and more comfortable.Isn't that what life is all about?! Being happy! BUT I will say he is a major slut which is fine as long as you let whoever your slutting around with know that's all you want. Irena
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