Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
So let me get this straight. You walked in late to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, got distracted by my penis on screen, tripped on the stairs, and fell down them all the way to the 1st row of seats. And now because of this you cant do the show next season. Great, just great. You realize now we have to replace your name on the cast list with Britney Spears if you dont show up right?
"And on your tombstone, it'll say 'was slapped by Marshall so hard, he died'." --Actually from the Robin Sparkles episode.
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It was with a heavy heart that Marshall and Lilly broke the news to Ol' Barnicle that, no, they did not have the technology and, no, they could not rebuild him... and that he would not have a Six Million Dollar Wang. Yeah, he said it, but sadly there would be no high five today. His recovery would be anything but legen...wait for it...dary.
No, this was a different "Works With Carlos" Girl. This one works with Carlos the Jackal! I'm seeing her again on Friday, so will you help me suit up......?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
5-23-2008 @ 12:31PM
Bus said...
The doctors say they've never seen a Herpes case this severe before, but say they can save The Conquistador.
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5-23-2008 @ 12:59PM
Edd said...
"Doctor I appreciate what you're doing but you can put my hand down now - I've finished saying hi."
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5-23-2008 @ 1:01PM
Edd said...
On the same vein...
"Doctor's say it's pretty critical - I just can't stop greeting people."
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5-23-2008 @ 1:07PM
Brent Todd said...
My life long dream has always been to be a greeter at Walmart, and now I think I can finally get that job.
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5-23-2008 @ 1:15PM
mo said...
Sure, I'm laid up but I would love to see your off stage revival of "Annie"!
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5-23-2008 @ 1:45PM
ac said...
So let me get this straight. You walked in late to Forgetting Sarah Marshall, got distracted by my penis on screen, tripped on the stairs, and fell down them all the way to the 1st row of seats. And now because of this you cant do the show next season. Great, just great. You realize now we have to replace your name on the cast list with Britney Spears if you dont show up right?
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5-23-2008 @ 1:46PM
CaptKahunah said...
"and you thought Harold and Kumar just hurt my career!"
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5-23-2008 @ 1:53PM
Chris W said...
"You know, it's a small price to pay for having high-fived the Incredible Hulk."
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"You can't slap me now Marshall, I'm crippled... It'd be a hate crime."
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5-23-2008 @ 1:55PM
Chris W said...
"And on your tombstone, it'll say 'was slapped by Marshall so hard, he died'." --Actually from the Robin Sparkles episode.
OR
It was with a heavy heart that Marshall and Lilly broke the news to Ol' Barnicle that, no, they did not have the technology and, no, they could not rebuild him... and that he would not have a Six Million Dollar Wang. Yeah, he said it, but sadly there would be no high five today. His recovery would be anything but legen...wait for it...dary.
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5-23-2008 @ 2:09PM
Dave said...
No Barney, I did not know that Madelaine Albright had a trapeze in her bedroom.
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5-23-2008 @ 2:24PM
pacheco said...
Dude, another "Doogie Howser" royalty check came in. High Five!
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5-23-2008 @ 2:43PM
Jeff said...
"Hey, Earl"
"Hey, Crabman"
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5-23-2008 @ 2:51PM
Benjh said...
Actually, the real problem is where my other hand is stuck...
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5-23-2008 @ 2:55PM
Matthew Hood said...
It was Legen... wait for it... Dary!
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5-23-2008 @ 2:57PM
Jon said...
We told you sex in a coffin was a bad idea, but noooooo!
[couldn't resist tying in with the previous image]
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5-23-2008 @ 3:03PM
Toby Obie3 said...
No, this was a different "Works With Carlos" Girl. This one works with Carlos the Jackal! I'm seeing her again on Friday, so will you help me suit up......?
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5-23-2008 @ 3:11PM
willmore2000 said...
"Honest, she said she was 18 ..... she didn't say her dad was a Marine."
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5-23-2008 @ 4:16PM
Eric said...
my favorite so far
5-23-2008 @ 5:27PM
Bob Mc said...
"Time to cast up!"
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5-23-2008 @ 6:24PM
Fred said...
"You should see the other guy."
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