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Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York (or whatever show Tiffany Pollard is making next), The Surreal Life and Miss Rap Supreme. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today.

After the jump, I have a several little ditties for you. We'll talk about Kim Kardashian, the Flavor of Love 3 recap show, The Bad
Girls Club, Miss Rap Supreme and Lil' Miss Rap Supreme.

Sorry I don't have any snarky lists or pithy life lessons for you this week. The skanky television has been on the leaner side lately. Miss Rap Supreme skipped this Monday. Flavor of Love was a filler show before the finale (a good filler show though, I must admit). I just rediscovered The Bad Girls Club. And I'm still upset about Rock of Love 2 being over. I know, I need to get over it.

Let's begin by keeping up with the Kardashians. Do any of you watch this show? Well, I suggest if you are struggling with any self-esteem issues, you should watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. You'll save so much money in therapy because after three or four episodes, you'll feel so much better about your life.

Speaking of self-loathing, Kim Kardashian decided she would feel better about being a rich skank who's famous for doing absolutely nothing if she made a PSA about Burma (Myanmar). She made a video that focused mostly on the glory her gigantic ass (while she pretended to understand what was going on in the world). Kim even says that she wrote her college thesis on Burma. Then she quickly switches the topic to whether or not the dress she's trying on fits right. (The video is no longer available. I tried to get it on YouTube and on VH1 but my attempts were thwarted. So, if any of you find it, please leave the link in the comments.)

Now, Kim falls into the rich-girl skank category (like Paris Hilton). These girls have had every opportunity and priveledge and still act like self-indulgent idiots. I have way more respect for someone like Angelique from Rock of Love 2 than I do for Kim Kardashian. I just had a brilliant idea. How much would you love to see Heather from Rock of Love or New York throw down with the rich-girl skanks? I would pay like at least thirty bucks to see that.

In other news, an angry koala bitch slaps Kim Kardashian. This would be a good time for a caption contest if I were to have one.

Some highlights from the Flavor of Love 3, er, highlights show:

• The twins hitting themselves in the head. I never noticed them doing this. It's amazing how long they hit themselves when they do it though. I know they're alleviating an itch without messing up their weaves but still, all that hitting can't be good for the few remaining brain cells they share.
• Prancer and her Heelys. It was not the Heelys that were annoying; it was just the Prancer.
• The disgusting state of the house. I forgot just how nasty it was. Why doesn't VH1 have a cleaning service come in? I don't care about the skanks, but poor Flav has to live there too.
• Hotlanta finding all the douches in the girls' closet.
  
• Hotlanta explaining the frequency of douching. (This is the girl who had to be checked for Herpes on the show by a doctor.)

Next I want to talk about The Bad Girls Club. They had their season finale last night. If you missed the marathon before the finale you can watch the videos here. I put in a video in case anyone wanted to test drive The Bad Girls Club. Tanisha goes to jail and she's charged with assault with a deadly weapon. The bail is 60,000 dollars, yo. This is better than the time Jennavescia peed in the kitchen sink. I'm so there for season three.



Miss Rap Supreme wasn't on this Monday (it's returning May 19th at 10 p.m. with a new episode). From the looks of the trailer, Byata and Chiba are at it again. Interestingly enough, Lady Twist commented on their "tension" in an interview she did post-elimination. She was asked "What did you make of the sexual tension in the house?" Lady Twist, a lesbian herself, answered, "I should have expected it. A lot of people say, 'Chiba and Byata need to f*** and get it over with!' I mean...it was bound to happen. You got a house full of female rappers. Somebody was bound to like somebody." Okay, back it up. They never mentioned that Lady Twist was a lesbian on the show (did they?). Not that her sexual orientation matters, but you'd think the producers would try to get some mileage out of it. Also, from Lady Twist's answer, I'm thinking that Byata and Chiba might be lesbians too. It puts a whole new spin on their hatred of each other. It's not rivalry; it's unrequited love.

And now, I give you Lil' Miss Rap Supreme. These little girls are NOT skanky at all. I'm including the video because one of my SSW readers recommended the web show.

Here they are performing "What Are Little Girls Made Of." It reminds me of a Beastie Boys video. The sunglasses and fish-eye lens are great!

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Well, with that, it's a Happy Super Skank Wednesday to all of you. See you next time.