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Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York (or whatever show Tiffany Pollard is making next), The Surreal Life, and Miss Rap Supreme. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today.

Today, it's time to talk about two skanks that have been getting on my damn nerves: Sinceer from Flavor of Love 3 and Byata from Miss Rap Supreme. I've got videos too. Oh, and I've got some skanktastic news for my loyal readers.

1. Rock of Love 3 might be a go. But, Richie Sambora might be the star instead of our beloved Bret. Now, Sambora is definitely a train wreck and there's a chance Jon Bon Jovi will be on as a guest star (like a Heather, if you will). So, this could be good. Come to think of it, I wonder what the Bon thinks of Richie's possible search for love on reality TV?

I would just like to point out how far the Bon Jovi guitarist (and back-up "harmonizer") has fallen. He was married to Heather Locklear, the Melrose minx. Then he dated Denise Richards (still hot but let's face it, she's Charlie's sloppy seconds). And now, he's going to have groupies competing for his love on VH1.

Would you tune in to Richie's "Soft" Rock of Love? (Just kidding. I know the boys from Jersey aren't "soft" rock. I wasn't trying to put them in the same category as Richard Marx. Wait, I just had an idea for a Rock of Love. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?)

2. I reported yesterday that VH1 has a new show called I Love Money. It's like Real World / Road Rules: The Diablo Gauntlet (or whatever that show was called). BUT, it's with all your favorite skanks and manks from celebreality. So far, the cast includes the Entertainer, Chance, Real, Whiteboy, Midget Mac, 12 Pack, Heat, and Mr. Boston. Where's my skanks? Those are all manks! Never fear, VH1 is announcing the cast all week.

I have one thing to say about this new show. In the words of Bret Michaels, "Aye-OHH!"

3. Thing 2 is back! I never thought I would be happy to announce that. I'm so ready for Thing 2 and Black to gang up on Sinceer and make her pay for the drama she's caused.


Let me clarify. These are not the girls that I love to hate (New York, Kristy Jo, Hottie) or who are awesomely bad (Daisy, Hotlanta). I just can't stand them. Plain and simple.

BYATA from Miss Rap Supreme

Why I can't stand her...Okay, let's start with the wardrobe. She does know that high-waisted pants are NOT flattering. And I think someone should tell her that people don't where flannel shirts anymore. That's right, give your plaid tops back to the 90s. Byata also likened her acting skills to that of Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. Pathetic. But enough petty stuff.

Here's the real kicker for me. I put the video down below for those of you who missed it. Byata called fellow MRS contestant Chiba the devil. No, wait, Byata had a dream that Chiba was the devil. This is the same Chiba that Byata made out with during a game of Truth or Dare the very first night. "I kissed the devil!," she said in her confessional. If I had a dime for every time I said that. An angry and hurt Chiba responded by saying that Byata was the devil because she's white. Chiba later said that she doesn't believe that and she was just hurt. (I believe her. I felt bad that Chiba had to suffer through that crazy skank spouting off stuff about devils, evil, God, and dreams.)

But clearly I'm wrong because...Byata hangs out with some of the cooler people on the show. And these are not girls who hold their feelings in just to be polite. One of the coolest girls on the show, Nicky2States, seems to be really good friends with Byata. So, I'm totally confused.

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SINCEER from Flavor of Love 3

Why I can't stand her...No, it's not just her gigantic forehead. It's not her drinking...all day. It's not even her drama with Seezinz or her backstabbing Thing 2 and Black. She just rubs me the wrong way. I hate watching her confessionals. And I can't stand that smirk on her face whenever any of the girls confronts her. I think I might applaud if someone slaps her.

You see, I feel like she's trying to be New York. And New York caused her share of antics during her time on Flavor of Love 1 and 2. But, because New York was slightly unhinged herself and dangerously obsessed with Flav, you sympathized with her a little. Heck, she got her own show because of it. Sinceer, on the other hand, is just straight-up bitchy. And I'm not so sure that she even likes Flavor Flav. I think she just likes to stir the pot.

But clearly I'm wrong because...Well, let's go with the obvious. She's in the final three so Flav seems to think that she's cool. Sinceer could even win FofL3. Maybe it's just the editing?

Feel free to argue with me in the comments. OR, even better, tell me who you really hate. Oh and check out my poll...You'll notice that I didn't give a negative response in the choices. I figured if you read this article every week, you didn't need one.

Happy Super Skank Wednesday!