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Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, I Love New York (or whatever show Tiffany Pollard is making next), The Surreal Life, and Charm School. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today.

So I've been licking my wounds since the Rock of Love 2 reunion. Ambre didn't break up with Bret on the show so we are awaiting the fate of Rock of Love 3. Don't worry, people. They'll break up. Bret will be back with a new set of skanks and live will start again. In my "Serch" to find a replacement show for Rock of Love 2, I found Miss Rap Supreme. It's awesome. I highly recommend it. After the jump, I'll talk about Miss Rap Supreme and the final three skanks on Flavor of Love 3.

I think I might have to give Miss Rap Supreme a coveted place in my first paragraph. It's certainly better than The White Rapper Show. At least these girls didn't forget their lyrics in the eliminations. The only girl who slipped up in the series premiere was Lionezz and she's from Germany so English isn't even her first language. Back it up. You heard me right. She's a German rapper. There's also Byata who's Russian-American and rhymed in Russian during her audition. Oh the power of hip-hop. I always knew it would go global.

Also in the series premiere was a full-on screaming match between Miss Cherry and Khia. (Khia later was eliminated for cheating.) I've got that video below for your viewing pleasure.

And Nicky2States battled D.A.B. to settle a dispute. Nicky said that D.A.B. was the first crackhead she'd ever battled. And get this...D.A.B. really is a crackhead. That's Nicky2States in the picture to the right. I think in the second episode the girls had to dress up and explain their style (don't quote me on that though, I've been watching the eps piecemeal online). Apparently, Nicky's hip-hop style is awesome 80s aerobics instructor.

Monday night Byata and Chiba got into a fight after Byata had a dream that Chiba was the devil. Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this girl is slightly unhinged.

So, let's recap. We have a German, a Russian, a crackhead, a cheater, a devil, and an 80s aerobics intstructor on this show. I think this is going to be magical.

Here's that video I was telling you about. I love how everyone on Miss Rap Supreme (and most other skanky VH1 shows) says that they wish their adversary would hit them so that that person would be ejected from the show. This could even been a drinking game it happens so often. But enough babble...

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But let's chat about Flavor of Love 3. The season has been weak so far (with only a few interesting episodes). Sure, they threw four extra girls into the mix and Hotlanta got tested for the gerps. But other than that, I find these skanks rather mild compared to the skanks of yesteryear. Where's Pumkin, New York, Bootz, Buckwild and Goldee? Enough complaining from me. I'd like comment on the final three. Who do you think will win Flav's heart?

Seezinz
Why she'll win: She's the classiest of the ladies and the most well-spoken. Plus she's kind of hot.
Why she won't win: Flav doesn't exactly look for classy in his main squeeze. And well-spoken? Do you really think he cares that she can form a sentence or use three-syllable words? Also, her parents did NOT like Flav at all. In fact, her mother grilled him about premarital sex and his "intentions" for her daughter.

Sinceer
Why she'll win: I really don't see it but Flav clearly likes this girl. I guess she's funny. And to my surprise, she actually convinced Flav to get rid of Thing 2. (What did you readers think of that move?)
Why she won't win: Her forehead has it's own zip code. And her dad is an obnoxious drunk. Flav doesn't like people who ruin Miller Time.

Black
Why she'll win: We don't really have too much evidence of why Black would win. She had one date with Flav and seems to get along with everyone else in the house. But that's exactly it. It's the quiet skanks who you have to be careful of. We don't see too much of Black because she doesn't cause any drama (or at least not yet).
Why she won't win: Her family didn't come to "Meet the Parents" day at Flav's mansion. Flav is always saying how family is the most important thing.

My prediction? Sinceer will get eliminated next week leaving Seezinz and Black in the final two. Black will probably win.

In other skanktastic news...

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention that Deelishous did another racy photo shoot for Smooth magazine. You can check out the rest of the pictures here. And yes, her ridiculously disproportionate ass is back. It's Flashdance-themed this time (the photo shoot, not the ass).

Happy Super Skank Wednesday, y'all!