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Watercooler Talk: Should TV lie to us about the economy?

It's just like NBC, except with a C.My father is a former economics major who spent 30 years as a mortgage banker before starting his own company (which does economical things so complex that to my simple mind, they might as well be magical). One of the things that constantly irks him is the loaded language that the nightly news uses to describe our economic situation: words like "crisis," "downturn," and, worst of all "recession."

Now, anybody who has spent more than forty seconds online in the last six months can see that we are, more than likely, in the middle of a recession brought on by a downturn in the real estate market because of the current credit crisis. That said, I'd like to ask the question: would we be better off if TV simply lied to us about all of these things?

Here's what I mean:

The way a society feels about its economy is a lot like the way your wife feels about her body. The reality of a given situation (a few extra pounds, a few wrinkles here or there) doesn't matter as much as the feeling about the situation ("I feel beautiful, maybe I'll put on the fancy underwear tonight").

It's our job as a husband to make sure that our wife's consumer confidence never falls below a certain level. That's because the second she stops feeling beautiful, the less likely she'll be to take off her clothes and let us perform our husbandly duties. Thus, when she appears wearing a pair of pants that not only make her butt look big, but also bring up a solid philosophical question as to whether her butt might now be defined as a planetoid, you don't dare say as much.

"You look great, honey!" That's the answer; it's the only answer.

The economy works in much the same way. The better society feels about it, the more they spend and invest, and the better we all wind up doing. Words like "recession" and "crisis" affect the economy the same way that "fat" and "wrinkly" affect your wife. When society hears them enough, they go into lockdown mode, which means no nookie for anyone.

I'm all for truth in media, but I also fear an economic downturn. I mean, I'm a comedian who moonlights as a blogger. As far as elasticity is concerned, I'm about as necessary to a recession-ravaged country as the Magratheans. I'd like to keep the good times going as long as possible.

Thus, if perception equals reality, doesn't it make sense for loaded language to be kept out of the national discussion of the economy? The people who need to know these things are still going to be informed -- brokers and bankers, fat cats and robber barons -- while the rest of us can operate under the best kind of ignorance: blissful.

And, let's be honest, the news media is already biased (though in which direction depends entirely on the political eye of the beholder). Wouldn't it be nice if the bias was done not out of shallow political beliefs, but rather to help society as a whole?

I know this smacks of Orwellian control or Soviet Era Five Year Plans ("Shoelace Production is UP 42%!"), but that what makes this such an interesting question to me. At first blush, the answer seems to be an easy "no", but when you think about it a bit, it becomes a bit more murky. What's wrong with being lied to if it's for our own good?

(Of course, as I stated earlier, I have very little economic training. If some of our more enlightened squadders can offer some insight on this subject, I'd be thankful).

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