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Today is the tax deadline, but I don't think there's anyone or anything more taxing than the houseguests inside the Big Brother 9 house. Heck, they're even taxing the staff within the walls there. Adam keeps bouncing a ball in the kitchen and the piped through the house BB voice yells, "Adam, STOP THAT!" Sometimes as I watch the feeds, I want to yell through the house, "Houseguests, STOP THAT!" Until that day, I'll live vicariously through the BB staff voice.

For show spoilers from the 24/7 live feeds, read on past the jump!

Well, as you already know, Adam saved himself with the power of veto and it's Sharon and Natalie up on the block. Now the original plan was to vote Natalie out. But this crew flip-flops all the time. That we know, but I want to yell "STOP THAT" at them. It's annoying, you know.

Ryan and Adam had their big fairly useless calling Natalie out for her lies and playing all sides the other night. It's nothing no one else in the house isn't doing, but Ryan pushed the issue. They made her cry and further alienated Sheila and Natalie because she said her loyalties are with the boys. It's the boys voting this week, naturally.

Fast forward to last night and it was a Sheila and Natalie cat fight. Meow! Hiss! Oh, just verbal claws and no mud wrestling, but Sheila kept snapping at Natalie until she cried. Adam, not feeling well, stayed totally out of it. But Ryan was in and out of the HOH room as it was going down. He didn't get involved, just reported everything back to Adam. Sheila was brutal to her. I'm not a big Natalie fan (not one at all), but I felt kind of sorry for her. She should have just left the HOH room.

But then, you know Adam is a sucker for tears. It seems that the boys, both of them, were affected by Natalie's tears. They started analyzing votes, possibilities, who's really loyal to them, and on and on. They over-analyzed and second guessed every thought they've ever had about Natalie and Sharon. They also realized that Sheila herself is becoming a threat to them. Right now, things look a bit uncertain as far as whether it will be Sharon or Natalie leaving the house tomorrow night.

In house crumbs:

• Natalie has been crying to and playing up to Adam and Ryan since she got up this morning.
• Natalie and Sharon trash talked each other on and off all day to Ryan and Adam. Sharon also did her trash talking of Natalie to Sheila.
• Sheila is having an affair with her fake Alex, the stuffed Alex she made the other day. Ryan and Adam keep threatening to do evil things to it. Ryan finally threw it over the railing.
• They're all still calling Ryan "Rye Bread."
  
• "Houseguests, STOP THAT!"
• Ryan has been giving Natalie assistance for pleading her case with Adam. I guess his alliance with Sharon is history? Or, is it?
  
• Ryan and Natalie told Adam that Sharon and Sheila were going to throw him under the bus.
• I still want them to throw people under the train. That's more exciting!
• Ryan told Adam that Sheila keeps saying the same things over and over. Well, duh. It took him long enough to realize that, didn't it?
• Sharon told Sheila that she's sure Ryan will vote to evict Natalie. I'm not as sure.
• Natalie planned to call out Sharon just like she's been called out. Sheila said she wants no part of it.
• Sheila got the HOH digital camera and they all got fake happy for photos.
• Then the big Call Out Sharon Party went down. Accusations, lies, innuendos! Hiss! Meow!
• One thing which wasn't brought up was Sharon's alliance with Ryan although Ryan and Adam watched the girls verbal brouhaha.
• Natalie cried to Adam some more.
• Sharon told Ryan she was glad "Hoops" (her evil alter-ego) didn't come out.
• Oh, gee. Maybe the Donner Party should just go on and end this season, eh? They're already feeding off of each other.