Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.
Last contest's winner: Brian This week, a scene from the return of The Office ...
This cooler contains the last bottles of wine in Jericho. New Bern is going to try to steal them, so we have to protect this cooler as if our very lives depended on it! Dwight, go find Dale and make sure the perimeter is secure.
What the #@$& were you thinking? You take this #@$&ing lime out to that table and explain where the #@$& you learned to #@$&ing put a #@$&ing lime in their #@$&ing #@$&-#@$&.
What better way to celebrate your decision not to donate your kidney than with a glass of wine? What, oh, the cooler? Don't worry about that... it's nothing.
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4-11-2008 @ 11:38AM
Bus said...
Sparkle Motion Won!
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4-11-2008 @ 11:50AM
Captain Obvious said...
This cooler contains the last bottles of wine in Jericho. New Bern is going to try to steal them, so we have to protect this cooler as if our very lives depended on it! Dwight, go find Dale and make sure the perimeter is secure.
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4-11-2008 @ 12:06PM
pacheco said...
Dwight K. Schrute's audition for ABC's resurrection of "Cupid."
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4-11-2008 @ 12:38PM
MERVE-THE-PERVE said...
DUUUUUUUDE!!
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4-11-2008 @ 12:42PM
Tacocartguy said...
Wow these Jehova's Witnesses are getting more and more convincing by the second...
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4-11-2008 @ 12:52PM
Captain Obvious said...
Angela, I thawed your dead cat and drained his blood to make this wine. Please take me back!
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4-11-2008 @ 12:54PM
edd said...
"Sparkle Motion Won"
Hahahaha
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4-11-2008 @ 12:54PM
john said...
Fact, old ladies look better after lots of wine.
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4-11-2008 @ 12:57PM
Toby OB said...
Publisher's Clearing House! We've got a check made out to you for 1 million dollars. OR! You can go for what's in this tool chest.......
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4-11-2008 @ 1:09PM
Chad said...
Who wants to party like it's 1964????
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4-11-2008 @ 1:20PM
Wes said...
Isn't this the geriatric fetish party?
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4-11-2008 @ 1:27PM
Brian said...
Excuse me, miss. Can I show you how Oxy-clean can get red wine out?
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4-11-2008 @ 1:35PM
dan2ktj said...
What the #@$& were you thinking? You take this #@$&ing lime out to that table and explain where the #@$& you learned to #@$&ing put a #@$&ing lime in their #@$&ing #@$&-#@$&.
#@$& me!
#@$& me!
#@$& me!
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4-11-2008 @ 1:39PM
dan2ktj said...
Woops! Wrong week.
4-11-2008 @ 2:20PM
ac said...
I'm ready to enter MILF Island!
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4-11-2008 @ 2:27PM
Bill said...
What better way to celebrate your decision not to donate your kidney than with a glass of wine? What, oh, the cooler? Don't worry about that... it's nothing.
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4-11-2008 @ 2:52PM
MERVE-THE-PERVE said...
Whazzzuuuuuuuuup!!?
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4-11-2008 @ 3:31PM
Josh said...
Dwight: Let us come in, or we show you what's in the cooler. You do NOT want us to show you what's in the cooler.
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4-11-2008 @ 4:19PM
tablet said...
We'll get you really drunk if you let us in and be our friends. Aww come on we're cool I promise.
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4-11-2008 @ 7:35PM
scott stone said...
This is some of my homeade wine. It can`t be "beet".
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