
(S03E14) First of all, let's get this out of the way: TedMosbyIsAJerk.com works.
Of course it does. We've come to expect nothing less from Bays and Thomas, as they love to use the Web to further the How I Met Your Mother brand. This site looks like it's fun: cheap 1996-era graphics and text, lots of exclamation points... there's even a song written by poor Anna, who still thinks Barney is Ted. Oh, and that Ted Mosby is a jerk.
It's not a coincidence that HIMYM's first truly funny episode returning from the strike is Barney-centric. Even though Barney seems to be the most one-dimensional character on the surface, Carter and Craig have used him (and the very game Neil Patrick Harris) as a blank canvas, giving him all sorts of backstory elements that seem crazy... but somehow plausible. He used to be a hippie; he has a black gay brother; he slept with Madeline Albright... it all seems entirely possible, doesn't it?
God, there were so many throwaway lines that could be fodder for future episodes. Barney started talking about perjury... but then didn't want to talk about work. He thinks he sold a woman for a Mercedes. Someone out there thinks Barney is Yankee catcher Jorge Posada (wow... talk about a random name... you'd think he'd have picked A-Rod or something. At least you'd think he'd pick a player with smaller ears). I'm sure you folks can think of others; if you do, put them in the comments.
Anyway, the bracket format was fun, for a number of reasons. The matchups were hilarious: Fake Proposal vs. Two Hours to Live, Fake Baby vs. Lost at Sea, Owned Google vs. SCUBA Instructor (Ted: "She got the bends!" Barn: "Oh, yes she did!"). But it was also a good way for the entire gang to fire off the funny lines, like Marshall going "I'm tired and sad." Lily even got a chance to figure out where the blackboard came from.
What was the most interesting part of the episode, though? Despite revisiting four of Barney's worst dumpings, including Meg from the Dowistrepla apartment, and the TedMosbyIsAJerk woman, he doesn't find out who the woman who's trashing him all over town. Well, he does eventually, but we still don't know who she is by the end of the episode; all we get from Old Ted is "more on that later." Huh. Wonder if this is part of the mother mythology? That would sure explain the mystery.
More fun stuff:
- Despite all the women flashing through Barney's mind (my boss Keith thinks it was the same five women over and over again, but Barney claims he remembers everyone, so who knows...), I still was able to discern that glimpse of our former Secretary of State. When Lily was looking through the scrapbook and she said she saw a "government official," well, that sealed it. Barney likes powerful gals, doesn't he? Maybe that's why he's not in jail because of the perjury thing...
- I just checked Alan Sepinwall's blog and he said that the Albright reference was a callback to a line Barney uttered in "The Yips". Boy, I wish I had that man's memory...
- Wonder what's in the briefcase Barney asked Lily to bury?
- The other two women in the Final Four were the woman who got dumped by both Barney and his "twin" Larney -- i like the fact that she yelled "Larney!" when she saw him -- and the woman who he abandoned in the woods by stealing her truck. Yet, he never had to apologize to any of them. That's Barney's version of karma. I mean, the apartment gal said "it was all my fault," for goodness sake...
- Marshall: "I have a list of all the women I slept with. It's called my marriage license." It was funnier when emphasized by a M&L high-five.
- Boy, the gang can't really pull off a sting operation, can they? Lily dances like Elaine Benes, Marhsall chokes so bad he can't talk or know what do do with his hands, and Robin giggles when she lies.
- More evidence that Robin and Barney are destined to hook up: she was very nonchalant when looking at the depraved acts in Barney's scrapbook, then she giggles "no" when Barney asks if she was intrigued by what he whispered to her. Oh, and she got Barney's art museum lie exactly right. One of these days we're going to see them together, I tell ya.
- I love seeing Barney get slapped. It looks like that women's slaps make him reel as hard as Marshall's do. You'd think he'd get used to being slapped by now and hold steady.
- Oh, and got to give NPH credit for the commitment to actually looking like he's almost blind. Maybe he was studying pictures of New York's new governor.
- God, I hate "One Shining Moment," even when it refers to Barney's bracket, and not the NCAAs.
- I really want to picture Robin falling asleep while eating ribs. It just seems like something she'd do.
- Barney's sincere apology, even though it was to the wrong person, shows that there's a person underneath. That person my be a fugitive in Argentina by the year 2030, but at least we know he's there.
And, finally, there's my Best Barneyism of the week. In an episode chock-full of Stinson goodness... after waiting almost three years for a nod to NPH's past, we finally got it. As soon as we heard the synthesized strains of the Doogie Howser theme come on, we knew what was coming... now we know how Barn fills in his blog, and it looks very, very familiar. Of course, unlike Doogie, Barney has a girl waiting who thinks he's an astronaut who's about to destroy a meteor hurtling towards earth. All Doogie had waiting for him was visions of Wanda and his right hand.
After the shaky return from the strike and the even shakier Britney-stuffed episode, it's good to see the guys return to form this week. Hopefully, that will set things up for the rest of the season, both in the mythology and the comedy department. This show sure needs some classic episodes to happen right about now...










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
3-31-2008 @ 11:23PM
Ankie said...
TedMosbyIsAJerk.com's audio clip is more than 20 minutes, and we find out just how crazy Anna really is. At one point she talks about how Ted is "A Fraking Toaster" and her conversation with Dr. Baltar (time 13:38). She even recounts her time in a mental institution when the men in white coats tried to kill her by feeding her poisonous spider heads (time 15:10). I'm surprised that she didn't buy the whole Barney being a ghost bit, cause she seems pretty crazy to me. Its incredible how much effort they went into for that. Also theres an easter egg at the end of the clip with some backwards audio. Check it out here, http://www.zshare.net/audio/986927471c4dfe/
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3-31-2008 @ 11:37PM
Joel Keller said...
Ankie, thanks for having the dedication that I do not have. Someone else reversed the backwards audio at the end, and I think the results were pretty funny. Bays and Thomas know their viewers have high speed connections and lots of time on their hands...
3-31-2008 @ 11:48PM
Wii60 said...
I had that playing in the background after I checked out the site. When it got to Ted being a Cylon I cracked up...such a brilliant show.
3-31-2008 @ 11:36PM
Mike K. said...
Is the last choice in the poll Barney's Blog? 'Cause that was the part that had me laughing the most. Classic episode. It was legen... wait for it... dary.
Props to Ankie for the backwards easter egg.
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3-31-2008 @ 11:38PM
Joel Keller said...
No, it's just a mistake. But I'll add it to the poll.
3-31-2008 @ 11:38PM
Mike said...
Voted "blank" assuming it was for the Doogie Howser nod.
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3-31-2008 @ 11:41PM
Steve said...
That was probably one of the best HIMYM episodes ever, I loved them all debating over the bracket i really want to know more about the fake baby and some of the other angles he worked. And it think it was 12hrs to live not 2.
I agree at some point Barney and Robin are going to hook up she seemed very excited to have Barney hit on her when they were planning the sting.
Probably the best episode so far this season and up there with Slap Bet and Swarley
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3-31-2008 @ 11:43PM
Joel Keller said...
Folks, the original poll was so screwed up, I put up a fresh poll with the same choices (including one about Barney's blog). If you voted already, please vote again. Thanks.
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3-31-2008 @ 11:54PM
Ryan said...
Loved this episode. So many things I can give props to, but extra props for Marshall's marriage license line and the ensuing high five with Lilly. I. Died. Laughing.
Was it just me or did anyone else suspect that the person putting together Barney's scrapbook was The Mystery Girl? I thought that was going to be the big reveal in the end and I was going to say I was SO smart to figure it out. And then they didn't. Heh. Touche.
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4-01-2008 @ 12:01AM
Darren said...
This was definitely one of the best episodes EVER - man this show has to get picked up for next season!
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4-01-2008 @ 12:06AM
Brent said...
Did you notice that Madeline Albright was one of the women that flashed in Barney's head? It was right in the middle when they were flashing them very fast. And yes, they did use the same several women (except for Albright) over and over again.
Here's a link with screen-shots including Albright
http://brentevans.blogspot.com/2008/03/how-i-met-your-mother-madeline-albright.html
These guys are too funny!
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4-01-2008 @ 12:07AM
Joel Keller said...
Why yes, I did notice it, Brent. In fact, I mention it in my review :).
4-01-2008 @ 12:11AM
Ryan said...
I'm currently listening to the audio on the website. Hilarious. And I've only listened to the first 5 minutes!
If anyone can find/subscribe the lyrics, I will be in your debt.
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4-01-2008 @ 12:14AM
Brent said...
Sorry Joel, I missed that you already pointed it out. Feel free to delete my comment above....
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4-01-2008 @ 12:20AM
Joel Keller said...
No problem Brent. And the comment stays, because of the very useful link you gave.
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4-01-2008 @ 12:52AM
Ryan S. said...
I personally think that the guys all deciding who should advance Barney's bracket was brilliant, there were so many great lines in that, when they were debating over Fake Baby and Ted goes "believe me, I was there, Fake Baby." I just about died laughing.
Overall, it was an amazing episode, it was so good. Anyone else wondering what Barney whispered in Robin's ear? But again, like it seems like all season, I think Robin was underused again; sure she had that bit in the Sting op, but otherwise, it just seemed like she was just floating along in the episode.
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4-02-2008 @ 9:15AM
theConundrumm said...
true, but you can't deny she looks hotter than ever... if that's the trade off, i can accept it
4-01-2008 @ 1:00AM
khamel said...
i liked it but wasn't in love. By far the best part was the Doogie Howser blog entry (my ringtone is the theme music from doogie howser so i initially looked to my phone before i realized it was on the show).
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4-01-2008 @ 1:11AM
MERVE-THE-PERVE said...
Awesome episode! Ive never seen anybody run as fast as Barney after he met up with Meg. I just hope before this show gets uncerimoniously dumped by those brilliant, genius and amazing minds at cbs that all the mysteries will be revealed (with more new ones!) I gotta find out about the pineapple incident, the vampire bartender, all the ones from tonight, oh and if cbs doesnt blow it - the mother! I also hope they dont advertise the rest of Marshalls slaps! They are so much funnier when we dont know they are coming! The one at Barneys play was badass!
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4-01-2008 @ 2:32AM
Eric said...
Doogie Howser M.D. diary entry (in DOS haha) was the best part of this show. My wife didn't is the biggest fan of this show and didn't know what it meant. I guess a lot of fans won't get that part. I then went on Hulu.com, pulled up one of those episodes and fast forwarded to the diary part and she still didn't recognize NPH. Sometimes I question my marriage decision :)
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