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Tonight's live eviction show is delayed for an hour, but do the Big Brother 9 houseguests know this? Do they know that March Madness has knocked Survivor into their precious Wednesday time slot?

Someone, either Matt or Ryan, will have a whole extra hour inside that house of ill repute. Lucky them, right? The more I watch the live feeds, the more I am cheering on the two guinea pigs for the big bucks at the end of the season. For the latest from inside the Big Brother house from the 24/7 live feed cameras, read on past the jump. Although the eviction is live tonight and the results aren't known now, there will be show spoilers ... beware!

James Bond has nothing to fear from James, Chelsia, Joshuah, and Sharon. But their double agent spy caper seems to be being bought by the masses. Even though Sheila seems to have doubts, she's buying it for the most part. Natalie has gone hook, line, and sinker for it. Adam is rather oblivious as always.

Since I last reported, Sheila and Joshuah have been almost constantly at each other's throats. Oh, not the way that Justin guy held the knife on Krista's throat in the second season. But who knows with these two? They call each other psycho and I don't think they're far off base -- both of them!

With Joshuah, he's instigating. He says he's the nicest guy outside the house, but his behavior inside the house has turned to one of intimidation. He thinks he can shake up Sheila and Natalie enough so they fail miserably at the head of house comp tonight. His latest is that he'll talk about Natalie's mother and Sheila's son shaming both women on the live show. I don't think this will happen. Most of the worst he's said on the feeds never hits the televised show and I'm sure BB will warn him against acting out.

Even though Matt is beginning to think he has the votes to stay and might even have James' vote in the case of the tie, that's basically the Double Agent Caper at work. If the plan goes as designed Chelsia, Joshuah, Sharon, and most likely Adam will vote to evict Matt. If there is a tie, James told Chelsia he will vote Matt out. Sheila has pretty much promised her vote to both sides, so I'm not sure quite what she'll vote. Natalie, of course, is a vote for Matt to stay.

In house crumbs:

• James shaved off his pubic hair and fashioned it into a mustache. He then thought he might leave it on the sink or put it in the mouthwash. Chelsia nixed the latter saying BB wouldn't allow it. (I knew you wanted to know that one!)
• Sheila's non-stop outbursts are really annoying. I'd so like for her to be booted sooner rather than later. I don't care that Joshuah is instigating her. Make her stop!
• Joshuah did his little Josh Dance once again this morning.
• Ryan told Sheila he's nervous. People have told him they'd like to see him stay, but he won't really know until the votes are in.
• Adam still won't tell Sheila how he's voting. She's mad at him about that.
• Sheila said she has to pluck her beard.
  
• Sharon told Joshuah, James, and Chelsia that she overheard Sheila and Adam talking very nicely to each other so they're probably still working together as a team and their fights are just an act.
• While they were in HOH lockdown show staff ran through tonight's HOH outside. A few audio leaks didn't reveal too much.
• They did housecleaning and primped a lot.
• Tonight's show will be a live vote, not pre-taped.
• Sheila told Joshuah she told the Diary Room he was bothering her. (Oh, Mommy! Joshuah's looking at me! He's teasing me! Make him stop!)

The feeds have been blocked with trivia questions about past seasons as I submit this. But at last glance, it seems it should be Natalie's Mattie going home tonight.