Paris Hilton is taking her search for a new best friend in the form of a reality show. Evidently, her friend Nicole Richie doesn't have time for Paris now with the new baby and all. The series is tentatively called Paris HIlton's My New BFF and it's going to be on MTV, which continues to produce quality programming to influence our nation's teen-agers.During a news conference announcing her new show, Paris wouldn't say exactly what requirements she has for her new BFF, except that it needs to be someone she can trust and "have fun with". That sounds like a dog to me.
Here's what it takes to be Paris' new best friend, based on her track record:
- Have to be fatter than her (this might be why she and Nicole Richie parted ways)
- Have to be less famous than her (see: Kim Kardashian)
- Be uglier than her (see: Kimberly Stewart)
- Tell her "you're so pretty!" at least twice an hour
- Be willing to go out without panties on (see: Britney Spears- no I'm not linking to that horror!)
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3-14-2008 @ 2:06PM
Junyo said...
Seems like you could just drop the contestants from Rock of Love right into this show and save yourself a bit of casting time. Pretty sure they cover all the "qualifications".
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3-14-2008 @ 2:46PM
Richard Leach said...
How about once the filming starts on this show we drop a bomb on the set. It would make the world a better place. True Story.
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3-14-2008 @ 3:44PM
Donna said...
"... which continues to produce quality programming to influence our nation's teen-agers." Quality...? You have to be kidding, right?
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3-14-2008 @ 4:55PM
Richard Leach said...
Even I got the sarcasm in that, sheesh.....
3-14-2008 @ 5:06PM
Rob said...
Whoosh! Right over Donna's head.
Get your sarcasm meter calibrated, Donna. ;-)