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It's a beautiful day in the Big Brother house, a beautiful day for Big Brother. Wouldn't you? Couldn't you? Wouldn't you like to be a hamster?

No! Don't do it! They talk about the psychological tests the hamster wannabes must go through and I think they might just take the ones who fail the test! But, when you think about it, what person in their right mind would go into this sort of situation?

I definitely wouldn't, although mocking them sure can be fun! For show spoilers from the 24/7 live feed cameras, read on past the jump.

Let's see ... the show aired the nominations held last Thursday last night. Power of veto was held on Friday -- Matt and Natalie won. The veto ceremony was held on Saturday. Matt and Natalie removed themselves from the block, Adam and Sheila went up in their place. The target for eviction this week is Allison and due to circumstance, Ryan. They're calling it Operation Gardener because Allison plants seeds of dissension in the house. Everyone in the house had agreed that she must go, but they've been leading her and Ryan to believe there's a snowball's chance in Hell that they could stay.

Phew! Now that I have that over with, here's the latest from inside the Big Brother House of Ill Repute --

Although the house seemed solidly anti-Allison, Joshuah is getting worried about the votes. Matt, as always, has been playing all sides and has made promises to both sides. Matt seems indeed to be playing Ryan and Allison as he warned Natalie to keep making them think they're on their side. James also promised Ryan he had his back, but then told Joshuah he needn't worry about his vote. I personally wouldn't put it past James and Chelsia to vote different from the house majority thought just to stir things up a bit.

Even if the vote flips for one couple, there are only two couples voting this week -- Matt/Natalie and James/Chelsia. If there's a tie, Joshuah/Sharon will vote to evict Allison and Ryan. But what if both votes flip? I think Joshuah will flip!

Allison once again confronted Joshuah, pretty much going over the same exact ground she covered before -- he's lied to her, too; he's manipulating. He did his one-trick-pony response -- "Everyone hates you. You're going home. You're a psycho. Even your partner won't defend you." If these two keep at it, CBS will get a bill for making my ears bleed.

In house crumbs:

• Natalie is starting to get on Joshuah and Sharon's nerves as she keeps running in the HOH room to report every bit of gossip she hears. She thinks it's bringing her closer to them, but it's not.
• Matt is worried that James will try to bully and "break" Natalie. Now, all of a sudden, he wants to leap to her defense.
• Matt and James had a verbal fight, so they're not so close right now.
  
• Sharon said that Matt and Natalie said they'd put up James and Chelsia if they won HOH.
• Joshuah made fun of Matt's eyes, tattoos, and general looks to Sharon. (I wonder what he would say about Sharon if she weren't his partner, eh?)
• Allison is getting pretty paranoid. When Joshuah peeked in the kitchen to check the time, she pounced and told him he's a control freak.
• Allison tried to campaign to Matt, but he turned it into a James/Chelsia rant of his own, so she got nowhere with that attempt.
• Allison went whining to Sheila about Joshuah. Sheila told her to just stay away from him.
• Allison just can't get off her obsession with Joshuah. And, of course, he's eating it all up. He wants to drive her crazy and it's going to be a short ride.
• Sheila tried to figure out the Hudson River Virus puzzle. At least someone is thinking about it!
• Allison is sure that America has a say in the game and kept going on about some buzzer to Ryan. She's sure America wants them to stay in the house.
• James told Adam that Matt told Ryan he had his vote to stay. Adam thinks Matt is shady and just might actually vote for Ryan and Allison to stay.
• James thinks Matt is waiting to find out who he and Chelsia are voting for and will follow their vote.
• Sheila talked a lot -- about anything and everything. Her age has brought her wisdom, y'know.
• James and Chelsia made out. She's gonna love those gay porn photos of him on the internet, eh?
• James and Joshuah talked about their past drug habits. Sharon said she's never done any drugs.
• Sheila told Adam he has to step up his game if they expect to stay. I'm sure that if they get evicted it will have nothing to do with her. Ahem.

So, once again, a sure bet for the eviction might be turning a bit. I guess we'll have to see what tomorrow brings.