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Sometimes it's a challenge to write up a live feeds report with the happenings from inside the Big Brother 9 house of hamsters without spilling some spoiler beans on the main page before the jump. I often find myself rambling on right here on the main page. No. Really, I do. I ramble meaninglessly in the effort to fill in the white space.

You know, sometimes the houseguests do that, too. I swear often they talk and say things just to fill the time. Sometimes what they tend to say isn't quite as innocuous as my ramblings. Sometimes their words bite 'em back.

For spoilers, read on past the jump!

Now, we know their behaviors will come back to bite them in the butt. I'm sure family and loved ones probably aren't too thrilled with some of the sexual escapades in the house. Heck, Jamie had to hear non-ending derision because she used too much lip gloss. The first season he was on the show, Mike Malin mentioned breaking in somewhere with a friend and all of a sudden his real name got passed around the internet. Their escapades will surely follow them after the show.

So, you tell me. Why is Natalie talking about having two abortions? One would think that would be something truly private and she's telling the whole world about it! Even her fellow housemates Joshuah and James were a bit put off by that. (Yet they don't seem to mind her proclivity for nudity!)

The voting scene is still flip-flopping. The original targets were Alex and Amanda (Operation Condor, as the show phrased it). Then came the EPIC and RUTHLESS plan -- let Amanda and Alex think they're the targets and vote out Matt and Natalie. But then the tides changed once again. Now it seems they're considering keeping Matt (and Natalie). Ryan and Allison want to keep Matt and Natalie. So it looks like it's gone full circle and very well might be an Alex and Amanda eviction.

If so, it wouldn't be my personal choice. Although extremely annoying, I personally prefer Amanda over Natalie. (Bueno!) And I like Alex better than I do Matt. Matt tends to think he's some big player and I just don't think he's all that.

In house crumbs:

• They got the Head of House camera and fun was had by all. James and Chelsia also wrote up their blog entry for the CBS site.
• Today's wake-up song was "I Want to Be Sedated" by The Ramones. I can't help but think they should have done a shout out to Sheila.
• Sharon was caught spying on Matt and Natalie.
• Ryan and Allison talked to Chelsia in an attempt to turn her away from Sharon.
• James told Chelsia not to talk about the vote with Sharon and Joshuah and to "let them hang themselves with the vote." (In other words, Sharon and Joshuah would be the sole vote to evict Matt and Natalie).
• James told Adam that Matt promised to never put Allison and Ryan on the block. (Can we say the tide may change again?)
• James told Sharon that Allison has deals with both Amanda and Matt, playing both sides of the fence.
• Alex told the others that BB isn't happy that he's not campaigning to stay in the house.
• Now James wants Matt and Natalie to go. By George, I think they're in a quandary!
• They went into the Diary Room to tape their goodbye messages.

I'm getting the feeling that once again we will not see a live vote, but I'll update you before the show tomorrow! Tonight's show should have the drama of the ill gals and JJ Hawkins will be telling you all about it later tonight.