At first I thought this was a joke, because James Wolcott seems to be using what people are saying about this year's election (the Clinton/Obama fight, whether or not Clinton should step down, the fight hurting the Democratic party, etc) to take some satirical jabs at the late night talk show scene. But then I remembered this piece that Wolcott wrote in 2004 that infuriated me and realized that while he's obviously having fun, he's also serious.
The bottom line? David Letterman should retire as host of The Late Show with David Letterman since Jay Leno is the clear late night victor.
Let's take Wolcott's points one by one (read the two Wolcott columns above before going to the next page.)
Did you read them? Well, go back then!
OK, here we go.
Let's face it, history has made its decision. The audience has spoken. It is futile for Letterman to persist in his folly. He hasn't been able to overtake Leno and at this point never will.
I really doubt that at this point, Letterman is even trying to "beat" Leno in the ratings.
Consider Letterman's demo, his core constituencies:
Aging baby boomers, Brooklyn Dodger fans, part-time watercolorists, inmates of upstate facilities granted television privileges, unrisen souls staring at the world through still, glazed eyes, and the hard of hearing.
Now ponder the lumpy composition of Leno's audience.
Sappy young people vibrant with booze and Obama excitement high-fiving the host after he hits the stage; a sprinkling of comedy pros who appreciate fine joke construction; suburban swingers and motorcycle enthusiasts who've come to fondly accept their midriff bulges; hi-fi enthusiasts.
Hey, I'd rather hang out with Letterman's group, even the "part-time watercolorists." And Wolcott forgot the other core members of Leno's audience: people who don't ask for much from their talk shows hosts and don't have a sense of humor. Hi-Fi enthusiasts? Yes, and I'm sure they're talking on their rotary phones and putting on some Brylcream.
First of all, Leno has a work ethic so phenomenal it's almost perverse. He almost never takes hiatus weeks, hates doing them when he does (he's probably do fifty two weeks a year of new shows if it weren't for the burnout it do to his writers and production staff), and when he's not doing the Tonight show he's doing standup in Vegas and other laugh palaces. In fact, the show last night was a new show; he didn't take Labor Day off.
Well, Leno obviously has other things he should be doing. Maybe he'll be doing them next year.
The Tonight Show is a superior broadcast to The Late Show. It's better-written, more imaginatively produced, faster paced, more energetic in every aspect. Leno packs a wealth of topical material into each monologue while Letterman lets drop three or four jokes dragged out with a battery of annoying mannerisms. Where Leno's delivery is clean, quick, and efficient, Letterman is forever buttoning and unbuttoning his jacket, taking that underhand golf stroke after the punchline or making a "pow" fist. At the desk he's even worse, fussing like an old man with his glasses and fidgeting with those damned blue cards before twirling them into the miniature Manhattan backdrop to the recorded sound of shattering glass.
That sound you hear is Wolcott's brain stem snapping. Can anyone possibly believe this?
And you Conan O'Brien fans take note: he gets in a swipe at him too, calling him "irrefutably unfunny."
So what does everyone here think? Does Letterman have to step aside since Leno is obviously the ratings winner?















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2-19-2008 @ 3:14PM
Ric Kaysen said...
I was a Letterman fan since the late 70s. He used to be cutting edge and still had Carsons' ability to appeal to people across the political spectrum by adhering to Johnnies principle that you keep you political opinions to yourself. You're entitled to them, but you keep them to yourself. Over the past year or two, Letterman has completely alienated me with his obvious pandering to one side and downright libelous comments about the other. I used to watch religiously; now I've stopped altogether. And, I can't watch Leno. He used to be OK doing stand-up, but the Tonight show is painfully lowbrow since he took over.
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2-19-2008 @ 3:14PM
Verbal said...
I don't like either of these guys. Jay's not funny but his show has higher production value and doesn't annoy you. Dave on the other hand is absolutely annoying and grating. Sometimes he interviews really well, but not all the time. I can't stand his show and it's obvious he doesn't take it seriously anymore either. In short Jay is a hard worker and Dave isn't.
I don't think he should step down though. It's his call and CBS'. His ratings are still good in general. But Dave isn't going out on top, that's for sure though.
I think the ultimate late night show would be Ferguson doing the monologue and Conan doing the sketches and interviews.
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2-19-2008 @ 3:28PM
Colin said...
Mass America will grab the bland at every turn. It's much less challenging, involving very little assessment.
Leno's show is an efficient assembly line of mediocre jokes and flat interviews, pumped up to give the appearance of substance.
Letterman is a thoughtful and consummate broadcaster with a razor-sharp wit and better interview skills than for which he's given credit. He's just not a poser, a quality that seems to be embraced by the throngs.
More eyes means bigger ratings, which is the point of it all. However, that doesn't always equate to relative artistic substance.
Letterman is head-over-heels more talented. Still.
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2-19-2008 @ 3:37PM
Derek said...
Letterman has been extremely weak since the show returned from the strike. The repetition of 'bits' is particularly awful. That gag where someone kept phoning up and pretending to be the California Highway Patrol (or something) was amusing only in a 'what on earth was that' way and was worth about 2 or 3 of them, in ONE episode. Instead they did it about 5 times every episode for about 2 weeks. They then took that 'joke' (if you can call it that) and transposed it into other people's shows to make it look like the CHP had called that show. Again, cute idea, worth about 2 or 3 goes in one or two episodes, but they stretched it out way beyond being funny. How many times are we meant to laugh at the same joke? Especially when it's weak to start with.
We also get subjected to the audience member who stands up and is overly shocked that someone dropped out of the presidential race and runs out of the studio (punching people on the way out). That was funny once. Four times is just tedious. It feels like you're watching repeats.
Every single episode of Letterman that I watch now is just a series of repeat jokes with different people or different names. It wasn't always like this was it ? I don't think it was.
Compare this to the Daily Show and Colbert and you'd be convinced that it's Dave that didn't have any writers for the last month.
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2-19-2008 @ 3:40PM
Jimmy said...
Someone should tell James Wolcott that Johnny Carson's opinion matters more than his. So does Les Moonves'. And mine. And Bob Sassone's.
Should I go on?
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2-20-2008 @ 7:21AM
Bash said...
Bob Sassone?
Yeah right.
Kissass
2-19-2008 @ 3:47PM
Jimmy said...
Please tell us, Ric, who Dave will vote for in November. He treats every political guest with equal respect, be it McCain, Obama, Huckabee or Clinton.
If you disapprove of him making fun of Bush, you are in the very small minority.
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2-19-2008 @ 6:05PM
Ric Kaysen said...
Jimmy...you are very wrong about Letterman treating both sides with respect. And I'm not talking about the repetitive Bush jokes. I can't tell if you've watched as faithfully as I have over the years, but his bitter bias towards the left has been increasingly evident.
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2-19-2008 @ 4:06PM
kel said...
This topic is silly and pointless. Is there not room for both late night hosts? Seems to have worked pretty well so far.
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2-19-2008 @ 4:16PM
jordancda said...
I love Letterman for all those reasons named by Wolcott. Is he so inane as to think that there is only sense of humor out there...his? I love the drawn out reactions to jokes by Letterman and Conan...they make me laugh more than the jokes. Its precisely why I DON'T enjoy Leno: Leno tells jokes but is not a funny person. Letterman and Conan don't tell many jokes but are just funny people. I'd rather watch a person who is naturally funny for an hour than someone who has to script everything to be funny.
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2-23-2008 @ 7:20AM
Archie said...
You absolutely hit the nail on the head. Couldn't agree more - Letterman's personality and charisma will always beat the mass-produced comedy of Leno.
2-19-2008 @ 4:30PM
Jimmy said...
Ric, if you truly meant Letterman has a bias *toward* the left, as you wrote, instead of *against* the left, I will respectfully disagree. I have watched Letterman for 15 years, and I can't say with any certainty which way he leans. Maybe you are referencing Bill O'Reilley's appearances; in that case, I would argue that Letterman has a bias *against* assholes, not Republicans or conservatives.
If I had to, I would guess Letterman would vote for John McCain. He clearly has a lot of respect for his service in the Navy and in the Senate.
It's too bad Tom Brokaw has no presidential aspiration.
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2-19-2008 @ 4:46PM
GigG said...
By his logic Vanity Fair magazine should stop production.
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2-19-2008 @ 5:22PM
Cassie said...
I won't go into the whys and wherefores, there is no accounting for taste! LOL I personally prefer Letterman and Ferguson to all the other nighttime tv hosts! From my observation, they seem to poke fun at our politicians and other public figures with equal time. Long live Letterman! Very smart man!
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2-19-2008 @ 6:25PM
Tess Capra said...
What makes Leno unwatchable to me is his use of interviews just to set up his own lame punchlines. He never listens to the guests or asks perceptive questions. Letterman might not be as familiar with the guests as he should be, but he doesn't use them to try to get laughs for himself.
And while I agree that Letterman is a Democrat, I think he asks both parties thoughtful questions and saves his biased questions and comments for newsmen and satirists such as Tom Brokaw and Al Franken.
I think the best comparison of the show probably lies with the guests. Sharp, witty actors such as Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Paul Newman, and Bruce Willis will stop by Letterman without projects to hawk, just to chat or take part in some skit inanity, while those who need a host to pander to them and not ask any question that wasn't part of a pre-interview stop by only while on a junket. If Paris Hilton prefers Leno, give me Letterman as long as he can sling a blue card.
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2-19-2008 @ 9:03PM
Craig said...
I'm sure there are enough people who enjoy Letterman that CBS still makes a tidy profit. For my money he is the king of late night. I still think Wolcott's piece is a takeoff on the election.
2-19-2008 @ 5:48PM
Brent McKee said...
Who is James Woolcott and why should I give a good goddamn about what he thinks?
I'm serious here guys. Presumably Woolcott also thinks that there should only be one late night show - so Charlie Rose and Jimmy Kimmel should also retire, because they aren't drawing the sort of raitings that Leno is. By extension he must also thinks that NBC, ABC, and FOX should all shut down operations because CBS wins the annual ratings. Or maybe all the cable channels should shut down because more people still watch the highest rated broadcast shows than watch the highest rated cable series. In other words, it sounds as though James Woolcott has never heard of the expression "different strokes for different folks."
I haven't been able to watch Jay Leno in years, not since he did such a horrible job with the tribute to Carson after Johnny's death. By contrast, while I'm nowhere near to being a regular Letterman watcher, I do catch the show when he has a guest who interests me and I never cease to be amazed and pleased at just how good an interviewer Dave can be when he has a guest who is interesting and engaging. In that he reminds me far more of Johnny than Leno ever has. Woolcott may not like that and may ridicule those of us who do, but what he proposes would be to homogenize the late night audience to a degree that no one should find acceptable.
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2-19-2008 @ 9:16PM
Tammy said...
So, I'm not middle-America. I have a Master's in writing and have studied literature, comedy, poetry, etc. for most of my adult life. I count myself as someone who's at least above average as far as intelligence and I love Jay Leno. I think his jokes are far better constructed and socially relevant.
I have yet, when I ask the question of why David Letterman is more intelligent, to be given an answer other than someone just insulting me. I'd gladly read an intelligent response but rarely get one. I don't think Letterman is hip. I think he's bitter and a sell-out (if you don't enjoy what you're doing and don't believe in the product you're selling, such as your own jokes, you are a sell-out). I'm just tired of being told that because I have different tastes than someone else that I must be dumber than they are. What an excellent argument /sarcasm/.
My tone wouldn't be angry at all if I didn't feel like I was being patted on the head like a simple child for enjoying something others don't. If someone wants to say they don't enjoy Leno, that's fine, but putting others down because their opinions differ shows little intelligence itself.
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2-19-2008 @ 11:05PM
YouFaceTheTick said...
Jay Leno's success is proof that the average American is a moron.
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2-19-2008 @ 11:10PM
YouFaceTheTick said...
Tammy,
My biggest issue with Leno - every joke is obvious. Unlike Conan or Letterman, especially Letterman of old: they can say or do something surprising. Leno's so obvious that absolutely nothing he says or does comes from a position of genuine intelligence or wit. Leno seems to have cribbed all of his style from 1970s and 80s sitcoms...set up and ba-da-bump here's the lame, witless zinger. Does he have the former staff of Barney Miller and Friends living in his skull?
Leno simply doesn't come out of an unusual sense of humor. Ever. He's warm, he's safe, he takes the pitch and always hits a safe grounder to third. He's the Chris Columbus (director of the Home Alone series and first two Harry Potter movies) of stand-ups. Sort of Dane Cook and Bob Newhart but with worse features...
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