Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.Last week's winners:
1st place to
Josh:

2nd place to
Brent KcKee: "I knew I should have ordered and extra large."
3rd place to
Tele-Toby: "Honey, at my age, I wish you were here selling Girl Scout cookies instead."
This week, a scene from the
latest episode of Ugly Betty ...

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1-18-2008 @ 12:05PM
Daniel said...
"Well, the first thing we need to do is replace those ugly frames"
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1-18-2008 @ 12:09PM
CPav said...
It will only be this long initially, but we can implant a pump so you can...excite it, if you meet the right guy. Gal. Whatever.
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1-18-2008 @ 12:32PM
Matthew Hood said...
Well, let's see, who we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...
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1-18-2008 @ 12:33PM
upoh05 said...
Funniest.
Caption.
Ever.
Probably because I'm a JW myself and I thought that ep of Earl was hilarious.
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1-18-2008 @ 1:25PM
Tele-Toby said...
The Governator's? Oh yes, I've seen it. Not even that long. Sad, really. It was of course the steroids...... Now then! Are you ready for your shot of human growth hormones?
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1-18-2008 @ 1:27PM
BigTed said...
Really, she doesn't know? Okay.... When a man and woman love each other very much, he puts his thingy in her thingy. And THAT'S how babies are born.
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1-18-2008 @ 1:31PM
Curtis said...
So you see an actual itsy-bitsy spider?! Your condition is worse than I thought...
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1-18-2008 @ 1:46PM
ColinXavier said...
"This procedure is very risky, so no witnesses!"
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1-18-2008 @ 1:49PM
Richard Leach said...
I don't care what they told you, my penis is much bigger than this!
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1-18-2008 @ 2:33PM
edd said...
- Both of them being a little shortsighted, it look a long time for Reg to find the nipple -
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1-18-2008 @ 2:42PM
Elf said...
"You want a second opinion? OK, you're ugly too! HA! Get it, it's the old joke...? And because your name is Ug... What? Oh, come on, that was funny! Well, fine, be that way. But you really do only have six months to live."
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1-18-2008 @ 2:53PM
Scott K. said...
"You just have to remember, with your new glasses, some objects will be larger than they appear. So, even if it only looks this big..."
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1-18-2008 @ 3:14PM
ac said...
So anyway he's running naked down the street and it was cold so his twig and berries were only like this big, everyone is laughing at him and thats when he turned to me and sai.... Wha? Oh right Betty I'm afraid your pregnant. Now where was in my story.... Oh right....
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1-18-2008 @ 3:37PM
boredmonkey said...
"Now Betty, pull my finger, and tell me what are the four letters do you smell?"
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1-18-2008 @ 11:08PM
pumpkinhead said...
No no no, listen... it goes "open it up and here are the people."
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1-19-2008 @ 9:51PM
Allie said...
Betty, I have many degrees that I got off the internet. In spite of what your sister and dad feel you CAN be a little bit pregnant!
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1-19-2008 @ 9:52PM
BeagleBoy said...
"Well, sure, I can fit you for contacts, but they'll be this thick."
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1-20-2008 @ 2:34PM
Bus said...
You see, in America, your health insurance only covers this much of the bill.
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