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#1- "Alan, I didn't realize purgatory was going to be like this."

#2- "I wonder if I jump if that guy will catch me?"

#3- "Jump Homer! I'll catch you!"

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#1. I told you Not to Do your version Of rocket Man Denny!

#2. Jump Like Spider Pig? Spider Pig cant jumP

#3. Dont I need an elephant to carry off the " I once caught an elephant in My Pajamas Joke"?

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#1. Damnit, I should have never signed on for that Prison break crossover...

#2. This is the only way they'll stop production of the show. Goodbye cruel world!

#3. If I keep this up, I'll never have to pay the water bill!

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1)
"Jail... the final frontier. These are the voyages of Denny and Alan. Their five-year sentence: to explore strange new worlds, to smoke cigars and drink brandy, to boldly go where no middle-aged man has gone before."

OR

"Why are we here Denny?"
"I heard this Earl Hickey fellow went to jail and it made his stories interesting again."

2)
One day, Homer found out he had diabetes and couldn't bear the thought of never eating a donut again.

3)
Forget smashing mail boxes, kids these days are driving up to houses and throwing buckets of water on idiots who still like to catch snowflakes on their tongues.

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#1: It was now that Shatner remembered why he and Spader weren't friends anymore.

#2: He knew it was wrong, but from this height the tires in the river looked so much like doughnuts that Homer had to jump.

#3: It wouldn't hit him until tomorrow, but he would realize that maybe catching snowflakes with his tongue next door to the sewage treatment plant wasn't the best idea.

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1. I alway had the feeling it would turn out like this. - Denny

2. Jump Homer! You are a cartoon! Your have survived worse!

3. Snow please drown me! I can't take this show anymore!

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Wait! i just thought of a better one for the Boston Legal picture!

Damn... They finally figured out I pushed my forth wife into the pool... - WS

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#1 How about a nice game of Fizzbin?

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#1: "Who knew that they could but you in jail for forty years of overacting?"

#2: "Maybe the world would be better off without Homer J. Simpson!..... Hey you, the audience. You're supposed to be disagreeing..... I mean seriously, give me a reason not to jump..... No one?..... Well fine, just for that I won't jump. I'll stick around for another 15 years."

#3: "I love catching snow flakes on my tongue. Ugh, needs sugar."

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#1 - We broke the fourth wall, Alan. We knew it was wrong, the viewers knew it was wrong, even... the sponsors... cringed at it.

#2 - Right about now that stupid angel should show up. They I can wish Jimmy Stewart had never been born!

#3 - They didn't cancel us! It's a Christmas Miracle! God bless us, every one.

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1. JJ Abrams went to great lengths to keep Shatner out of his Star Trek remake.

2. Sadly Homer didn't realize that the river wasn't made of chocolate. It was just really polluted water.

3. "This isn't snow its my neighbor's dandruff! EWW!" *starts spitting it out in disgust*

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#1 Do you think they were telling the truth when they said they were putting Michael Vick in here with us, Alan?

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1. I'll try anything once Alan, just be gentle with me.

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1. William Shatner finds out what rooms hotels really give you when you book through Priceline.com

3. Man: Please God end this writers strike!
God offscreen: I'm sorry I can't help you. Ask Satan. He's an executive over at FOX.

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1. "Has anybody ever told you, you look like Clay Aiken?"

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#1: "Denny, I really think you'd be better off wearing pants in here."

#2: "Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my donuts!"

#3: "Where's the bad bulb? For the love of God, where is the bad bulb?"

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#1: At least here we'll be safe from Gandolfini.

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