I skipped last week's SS post because I knew we'd be doing three this week. Caption one, two or all three. Friday I'll pick what I think is the best entry for each image. Good luck and happy Festivus!
First up, a shot from the latest episode of Boston Legal:

Next, a scene from last night's The Simpsons ...

Lastly, a scene from last week's October Road:
Ten reality television nuggets
Nine Writers' Strike supporting sites
Eight seasons to look forward to
Seven sites worth linking
Six welcome returns
Five canceled shows
Four TV shows you should be watching













Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
12-17-2007 @ 10:54AM
Brian Haggerty said...
#1- "Alan, I didn't realize purgatory was going to be like this."
#2- "I wonder if I jump if that guy will catch me?"
#3- "Jump Homer! I'll catch you!"
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12-17-2007 @ 11:07AM
Rogphi said...
#1. I told you Not to Do your version Of rocket Man Denny!
#2. Jump Like Spider Pig? Spider Pig cant jumP
#3. Dont I need an elephant to carry off the " I once caught an elephant in My Pajamas Joke"?
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12-17-2007 @ 11:40AM
Ian said...
#1. Damnit, I should have never signed on for that Prison break crossover...
#2. This is the only way they'll stop production of the show. Goodbye cruel world!
#3. If I keep this up, I'll never have to pay the water bill!
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12-17-2007 @ 12:17PM
Chris said...
1)
"Jail... the final frontier. These are the voyages of Denny and Alan. Their five-year sentence: to explore strange new worlds, to smoke cigars and drink brandy, to boldly go where no middle-aged man has gone before."
OR
"Why are we here Denny?"
"I heard this Earl Hickey fellow went to jail and it made his stories interesting again."
2)
One day, Homer found out he had diabetes and couldn't bear the thought of never eating a donut again.
3)
Forget smashing mail boxes, kids these days are driving up to houses and throwing buckets of water on idiots who still like to catch snowflakes on their tongues.
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12-17-2007 @ 1:31PM
Kurifurisan said...
#1: It was now that Shatner remembered why he and Spader weren't friends anymore.
#2: He knew it was wrong, but from this height the tires in the river looked so much like doughnuts that Homer had to jump.
#3: It wouldn't hit him until tomorrow, but he would realize that maybe catching snowflakes with his tongue next door to the sewage treatment plant wasn't the best idea.
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12-17-2007 @ 1:37PM
Oreo said...
1. I alway had the feeling it would turn out like this. - Denny
2. Jump Homer! You are a cartoon! Your have survived worse!
3. Snow please drown me! I can't take this show anymore!
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12-17-2007 @ 4:00PM
olucy said...
Gosh, Oreo, I guess you just didn't know when to stop, huh?
12-17-2007 @ 1:39PM
Oreo said...
Wait! i just thought of a better one for the Boston Legal picture!
Damn... They finally figured out I pushed my forth wife into the pool... - WS
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12-17-2007 @ 1:54PM
DJ said...
#1 How about a nice game of Fizzbin?
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12-17-2007 @ 2:30PM
Brent McKee said...
#1: "Who knew that they could but you in jail for forty years of overacting?"
#2: "Maybe the world would be better off without Homer J. Simpson!..... Hey you, the audience. You're supposed to be disagreeing..... I mean seriously, give me a reason not to jump..... No one?..... Well fine, just for that I won't jump. I'll stick around for another 15 years."
#3: "I love catching snow flakes on my tongue. Ugh, needs sugar."
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12-17-2007 @ 2:33PM
Brent McKee said...
Corrected version of #1: "Who knew they could arrest you for forty years of overacting?"
12-17-2007 @ 3:02PM
Matthew Hood said...
#1 - We broke the fourth wall, Alan. We knew it was wrong, the viewers knew it was wrong, even... the sponsors... cringed at it.
#2 - Right about now that stupid angel should show up. They I can wish Jimmy Stewart had never been born!
#3 - They didn't cancel us! It's a Christmas Miracle! God bless us, every one.
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12-17-2007 @ 3:04PM
Matthew Hood said...
Corrected version of #2: Right about now that stupid angel should show up. Then I can wish Jimmy Stewart had never been born!
(I should proof read before I hit submit, huh?)
12-17-2007 @ 3:04PM
ac said...
1. JJ Abrams went to great lengths to keep Shatner out of his Star Trek remake.
2. Sadly Homer didn't realize that the river wasn't made of chocolate. It was just really polluted water.
3. "This isn't snow its my neighbor's dandruff! EWW!" *starts spitting it out in disgust*
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12-17-2007 @ 3:57PM
Jen said...
#1 Do you think they were telling the truth when they said they were putting Michael Vick in here with us, Alan?
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12-17-2007 @ 4:04PM
jaerisk said...
1. I'll try anything once Alan, just be gentle with me.
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12-18-2007 @ 3:19PM
ac said...
1. William Shatner finds out what rooms hotels really give you when you book through Priceline.com
3. Man: Please God end this writers strike!
God offscreen: I'm sorry I can't help you. Ask Satan. He's an executive over at FOX.
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12-19-2007 @ 11:37AM
TheH2s said...
1. "Has anybody ever told you, you look like Clay Aiken?"
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12-19-2007 @ 3:54PM
Rob said...
#1: "Denny, I really think you'd be better off wearing pants in here."
#2: "Clarence! Clarence! Help me, Clarence! Get me back! Get me back, I don't care what happens to me! Get me back to my donuts!"
#3: "Where's the bad bulb? For the love of God, where is the bad bulb?"
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12-19-2007 @ 8:13PM
olucy said...
#1: At least here we'll be safe from Gandolfini.
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