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Hey, check it out! A show got renewed for another season. The Hollywood Reporter says Spike TV gave the go-ahead for another ten episode batch of its fun MANswers late-night series. The show answers those questions that men think about but that may not be socially acceptable to actually ask around real live people. Then through re-enactments, one-on-one interviews and other methods they find the answers. It's slickly produced and actually does answer some interesting questions, but I'm a guy. Maybe women think all the questions are stupid. They probably are. They're GUY questions!

They've already covered whether big breasts float (Answer: if they're real) and how to get high legally (I'm not telling!), so what's left? I think they really need to push the envelope.

"What happens if you really put your face to close to a fan without the cover on?" Can we get a re-enactment of that.

"Does Chuck Norris really push the Earth down when he does push ups or is Mike Huckabee just another lying politician?" I'm sure the folks at NASA wouldn't mind spending a couple billion dollars to answer that one.

"Are comedians really so hard up for work that they have to make those damned 'List' shows for every network now where we see clips of some crap and then a comedian makes a bad joke about it?" It was clever when VH1 did it but everyone has one now. Animal Planet has one now! ANIMAL PLANET!"

No word yet on when MANswers will return, but until then reruns will keep those answers coming back again and again. Because let's face it, when the answer involves women in bikinis (as many seem to), men don't mind learning over and over.